THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch thinks she is hot, please explain to her why she is not.
I didn’t know chipmunks were into tanning.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Caroline. She is what has been described to me as a SIF–a “Secret Internet Fatty”. And it couldn’t be truer. This girl is the wh*re to end all wh*res. When she was 17, she was dating some 21 year old f*ckhead/Marine who refused to use condoms, and she, therefore got pregnant. Nobody wanted to help her, not even her closest friends and family; they were all too “catholic” to deal with some pregnant teen. Needless to say, her family kicked her out, and she married the 21 year old f*ckhead/Marine. Like most f*ckheads/Marines, he got deployed to Iwakuni, Japan, and fell in love with a 40 year old concubine. Caroline, being the sad, stupid girl she is has decided that she was going to go on a mission to eat every single piece of food that has ever been made. She has blown up like a motherf*cking balloon, and she lures guys over to her apartment with sexy pictures like the first one I sent in and lets them f*ck her, get drunk off of her alcohol, while her baby sits in her crib in the corner of the room. Oh yeah, and she’s still only 19. I move you give her the Mommy of the Year award, Nik. What do you think?
Seems to like you fell victim to her fatty ways.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I always wondered what girls did on their nights out…Is it just me or do girls always get a whole lot crazier then guys, this is why you can never trust em.
These girls look like they smell like hot garbage.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, poor thing thought painting a beautiful butterfly on her face would make her beautiful too. But she definitely turned into a elephant with some war paint on.
This girl is taking the MAC Forcefield to a whole new level.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Pamela. She gives some lucky guys great lap dances at the clubs, she aint even a stripper.
Whether you are dancing for drinks or dollars, you are a stripper.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik thought you would like too see this guy, Big, he is perfect dirty material…He is a small big guy, his feet don’t even hit the ground from the couch lol.
I bet he keeps weights on the other end to prevent it from tipping over.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Ron he is in his 40′s and is now trying to model and thinks he has a chance…If this shot doesn’t scream ‘I am for the gay’ then I don’t know what does.
This guy needs to tan if he wants to be in Frog’s A-Team.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Shalya it looks like this women has aged poorly. I still see this girl working at the strip club, i don’t know how she is able to keep her job.
What the hell is that growth on her arm?- nik