Georgia | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Abbey Graham

December 28, 2012 Atlanta, Georgia 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Abbey Graham she works in Atlanta with ESPN as a graphics designer and let me tell you about this closet mth addicted dirty slut…First off anything with a dick this hoe will nail, she’s a walking drd and also Atl’s biggest cm-dumpster gutter slut! Her favorite thing to do is sleep with everyone she knows boyfriends and attempting to ruin there relationships just for shits and giggles!She sound like a congested chipmunk on crck when she talks because shes smokes meth 24/7 and she’s always trying to drop her kid with anyone who offers so she can run around and catch as many drd’s as her stinky busted vagina will allow while her kids at home with her newest craigslist nanny selection!

Answer: No, she looks like a work horse.

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Man Eating Damsel in Distress

November 13, 2012 Atlanta, Georgia 139

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik The definition from Webster’s Dictionary describes you, Janet Sue Mapp, aka Janet Sue Bass, of 20 Rock Mill Ct., Senoia, Georgia “PERFECTLY”. You are nothing but A HOMEWRECKING WHORE and PROSTITUTE. Which by Webster’s Dictionary is a “promiscuous and unscrupulous immoral woman who engages in sexual acts for money”. That describes you Janet Sue Mapp, aka Janet Sue Bass of 2[removed], Georgia!! Even after you stop engaging in sex with them you still call every month for more money and play on their guilt making them promise that they will not desert you and let you lose your home. You play on their sympathy telling them that your husband ran off with another woman, which is a lie!! How many divorces have you caused besides our divorce and how many more divorces are you going to cause!! Have you no conscious?? What kind of sick person are you?? IF you were an honest woman you would get another job or get a part time job, just like everyone else does to be able to pay their bills. Instead you chose to be A HOMEWRECKING WHORE and PROSTITUTE! You are nothing but an unscrupulous, immoral, unethical, selfish, self-centered HOMEWRECKING WHORE and PROSTITUTE! IF you think that the married men you are chasing are “good”men you are wrong they are “WHOREMONGERS”, by Webster’s Dictionary the definition of them is a person who consorts with “WHORES”. They only consider you a WHORE and nothing more!! On Judgement Day God will judge you and may he give you as much mercy as you have given to the wives and family of those husbands and fathers you have committed adultery with and are taking money from under the guise of a helpless “Damsel in Distress”. You pretend to be their friend, who needs their financial help so that you don’t lose your home! Your children, grandchildren and friends will shun you and remember you as you truly are “an unscrupulous, immoral, unethical, selfish, self-centered HOMEWRECKING WHORE, TRAMP and PROSTITUTE! May Judgement Day come soon for you so that the pain and suffering you have caused others will stop.

Easy with the definitions Webster, you’re leaving yourself vulnerable to the grammar police.- nik

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Worthless White Trash in Georgia

November 2, 2012 Atlanta, Georgia 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check it out – This worthless piece of sh*t goes by the name of Nick Lovelace. He moved here from California a few months ago because he was trying to avoid getting arrested for his 3rd DUI and going back to jail (he just got done serving a 6 month sentence). He also allegedly got two girls pregnant in Cali and wanted to avoid that mess as well. Well he’s back at it again…only he’s brought his white trash to Georgia (as if we don’t have enough here as it is). I used to date him and all he brought me was trouble. He got evicted from our apartment complex (for not paying 6 months rent – spent all the money on drugs instead), then he attacked a guy friend of mine downtown bc he said HI to me (got charged with assault and battery), then he physically assaulted me on multiple occasions and destroyed my car. He told me he would **l me if I ratted out his psychopath grandma and his H**+ uncle for growing weed in the backyard of their trailer trash home. Oh, that’s right, Nick lives with his grandma, has a manual labor blue collar job, is dumb as a brick (this dude literally forgot how to spell his name!!), is addicted to mth, pills, cke, etc., and is the most bipolar person I’ve ever met!! He thought he could play me by talking to his ex gf AND dating another girl in Jefferson where he lives – all while claiming he LOVED me. This loser told me he loved me after 1 week of dating btw. Sorry I’m not sorry I’m way smarter than you! He never got his GED bc he dropped out of high school and has pretty much been homeless since then. This is a warning to all of Athens, Jefferson, and GA. STAY. AWAY. He will hurt you – physically, mentally, emotionally, and any other way possible. I’m lucky I got out alive. To Nick, if you’re reading this: You f*cked with the wrong girl. And you lost your ONLY chance to be with someone who’s going somewhere in life. Guess some people are just destined to live the trailer trash life. Have fun f*cking whatever homeless broke a** b*tches you find in Bumblef*ck, GA. Or better yet, take your dumb a** back to CALIFORNIA. Here’s to finding someone who won’t beat the shit out of me while completely messed up on drugs!!

Easy Dr…- nik

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What Do You Think

October 31, 2012 Atlanta, Georgia 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik saw this chick on a model site and wanted your opinion on her. I think she is great but you have some pretty good insite on people from what I’ve seen so what do you think?

That’s a lot of manipulation, her bra is sitting about 4 inches too low.- nik

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Jonathan Moore Poser Extrodinare

September 26, 2012 Atlanta, Dirty Business, Georgia 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jonathan Moore. He is one of four artists represented by a team of ghost producers whom he pays to make his music for him. For those who don’t know, ghost producers make the actual music and in turn give the public the perception that someone else has created it, in this case Jonathan. The name of the company is Hype Jones Ent. and they are actively selling music on Beatport and iTunes using the names of these talentless hacks that couldn’t operate a Casio keyboard. There’s a lot of these Atlanta losers who know nothing about DJing or producing, and are promoted by companies like these to be local “button pushers”. If the music scene for EDM in ATL has any chance of surviving, posers like this need to be put on blast.

It will survive after everyone jumps off the bandwagon, the DJ’ing craze will go away.- nik

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Would You With Little Miss Kelly

July 12, 2012 Detroit, Georgia, The Dirty, Would You? 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the overpaid Detroit Lions quarterback Matt Stafford’s longtime girlfriend… She tries to act like a southern belle but is really much different…. So Nik….would you. I’d rate her a 6.103531 on a good day.

Answer: No, she is normal looking (5.66162728), hips should never surpass shoulders unless you are black. Matt Stafford needs to stop settling and find someone equivalent to his pay grade.

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Thank You For Not Wasting My Time Nik

May 9, 2012 Atlanta, Georgia, The Dirty 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, thank you for this website. I mean this sincerely. I met this guy a few weeks ago, and something seemed off this weekend. He met up with me and my friends at a club, but he showed up alone. (Red flag # 1) He then hung out with me for a while, but he was being all crazy so I left to dance with my friends. He ended up talking to one of my other friends and told her that he has a girlfriend! Why the hell would you meet up ALONE to hang out with me when you have a girlfriend?? (Red flag # 2) So, my friend tells me and I obviously am not happy about it… so this a-hole leaves to dance and make out with some chick who is clearly not his girlfriend. I’m annoyed at this point, but what can I do? My friends decide to Google him – and guess what we find? He’s on! Not only do we dig up some solid proof that he’s an a-hole, but someone has commented that he’s in gay porn – which he is after we looked it up. SO THANK YOU Nik for having this website where I can learn about these creepers and all their issues I would have never known otherwise.

Ladies before you ever think of getting into a relationship with a new guy please do a Dirty Search on him. Men you can also do a Dirty Search on women to see how easy it is to f*ck them.- nik

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Nik, You Have Issues

April 27, 2012 Atlanta, Georgia, The Dirty 27

tissues for your issues?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after reading the responses from the woman who posted the labioplasty, I have but one conclusion: you have mommy issues, which is worse than a girl who has daddy issues. You are a fraud, promote the fake in everyone and everything and deserve to be put on the chopping block. I cannot believe you profit off of others pain, misery and imperfections. Guess what Nik, nobody is perfect! Not you, not your wife, not your dirty troll army or your followers who just love to put down others behind a computer screen. In reality you are a pussy and that’s it. You should get a real man’s job. You are like the Simon Cowell of the internet and that’s nothing to be proud of. Yeah, yeah, everybody hates you but can’t look away. You’re like a trainwreck and I imagine that within two years, you’ll be divorced, your site will be shut down and you’ll be a has been. Congratulations for extending your 15 minutes of fame, but I promise you this: it won’t come without a price.

I heard this year 1. Get some new material.- nik

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