Gonzaga | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

True Life: I’m a Sorority Sl*t

March 31, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle, Washington, Washington State 11

 

True Life: I'm a Sorority Sl*t

THE DIRTY ARMY: This hideous beast in the purple has a terrible habit of taking her clothes off and getting her Sorority kicked out of parties because of her behavior. This is a proud Woodinville Alum where she excelled in dyking it up on the basketball team. This heinous lagoon creature from the depths of greek row might just find her purple ass in your bed one drunken night. Gentlemen lock your doors and hide your liquor this girl is a boat full of crazy!

The thought of that girl naked will haunt me for the remainder of my days.- nik



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MMA Fighter

March 30, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 25

He looks like a monkey

He looks like a monkey

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Brandon li*le, he looks like a damn monkey! He failed at being an MMA fighter and a dirt bike rider! He also has a huge anger problem! Put this winner on blast!

I bet anything he has pulled a Chris Brown on that shim he is with.- nik



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Miss Supra from Seattle

March 27, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle, Washington, Washington State 14

 

Miss Supra from Seattle

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl goes by Miss Supra she think she is bad and cool because her and her man cruise through Seattle in their rice rocket supras and she is “Car show model”, Nik this girl is beat and Supras suck.

Do you think he will marry her now that she’s pregnant?- nik



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Is That Really Necessary?

March 26, 2009 Gonzaga, Oregon, Portland 4

jordan-copy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik i thought i would give u and everyone else a heads up.  If you see people like this around town they are for sure a dude.  This is Jordan who actually seemed like a nice guy when i met him but him and his friends were too much, I think this is just wrong.  What is happening to Portland these guys are popping up everywhere now?

That guy in the back is trying to hide a Master Greg.- nik



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Get It

March 24, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle, Washington, Washington State 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Sarah she loves to experiment and try new things, both sexually and in real life.  This girl is a freak in the sheets and is with new or multiple guys all the time.   She gets turned on by guys who are simply from another country, maybe cause she thinks that noone will find out how sl*tty she is because they don’t live in here.  Unfortunetly for her there is a website like this to rag on her, keep up the good work Nik.

She looks like the little sister of my Dirty Celeb, The Gremlin. Make sure you don’t feed her after midnight.- nik



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Fugly Stalker

March 20, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 0

Fugly stalker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Creepy girl that calls me and stalks me because she thinks we’re BFF’s.

Such a lovely face, lets hope she doesn’t know where you live.- nik



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Seattle Creeper

March 19, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 73

SEATTLE CREEPER

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy is totally creepy, he won’t get the hint… I don’t want to go out with you! He tried leaving me a million myspace comments and messages like he does with every girl on myspace so I had to delete him. Please If you are a victim of this please step forward and report this creeper! Look at the expression on this poor girls face it says it all!

Wow is he wearing a sequined shirt?- nik



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Pig Nose And Horse Girl

March 18, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 27

Pig nose and horse girl

Pig nose and horse girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Pig nose Ric’s new g/f HORSE girl!! Awww arn’t they just so cute together.

If a pig and a horse got married, and had a child it would be her.- nik



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