THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick’s name is Britney..the red-head on the left, with the eyes that are too small for her big head..not only did she live in my house and was my sister in laws best friend but she did the dirty with my babys daddy! She pissed in another womans backyard!! She f*cks anything that will give her attention and doesn’t care who she steps on in her path of destruction. It’s unfourtanate that the last time i saw her was in my grandmothers house and i had respect for my grandmother and didn’t piece her in!! Now she’s pregnant, by god knows who & she doesn’t even know who her babys daddy is!! Please help me put this nasty b*tch on blast!!

She’s about 10 lbs away from looking like that heifer next to her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So it has been like Alaska this winter in Seattle, but spring is almost here, and the rackstars are starting to come back…SWEET. Nik, I’m happy Plus-2 season is upon us up here… you can now come visit.

Now if only you could get these ladies some head transplants.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: THESE TWO, WHAT CAN I SAY THE PICTURE SAYS IT ALL. I WANT TO FEED THEM CARROTS EVERYTIME I SEE THEM OUT.BESIDES THAT CAN YOU SAY “CAKERS”

Is the one on the right wearing a Scream Mask?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This hideous beast in the purple has a terrible habit of taking her clothes off and getting her Sorority kicked out of parties because of her behavior. This is a proud Woodinville Alum where she excelled in dyking it up on the basketball team. This heinous lagoon creature from the depths of greek row might just find her purple ass in your bed one drunken night. Gentlemen lock your doors and hide your liquor this girl is a boat full of crazy!

The thought of that girl naked will haunt me for the remainder of my days.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Brandon li*le, he looks like a damn monkey! He failed at being an MMA fighter and a dirt bike rider! He also has a huge anger problem! Put this winner on blast!

I bet anything he has pulled a Chris Brown on that shim he is with.- nik