THE DIRTY ARMY: This hideous beast in the purple has a terrible habit of taking her clothes off and getting her Sorority kicked out of parties because of her behavior. This is a proud Woodinville Alum where she excelled in dyking it up on the basketball team. This heinous lagoon creature from the depths of greek row might just find her purple ass in your bed one drunken night. Gentlemen lock your doors and hide your liquor this girl is a boat full of crazy!
The thought of that girl naked will haunt me for the remainder of my days.- nik