Gonzaga | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

The Russian D-Bag

March 17, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 7

The Russian D-Bag

The Russian D-Bag

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guys name is Artyom. He is the BIGGEST D-Bag I have ever met/dated! He will make you wait for sex! Stop in the middle to ask what you are thinking, ask if you are in PAIN! He will tell you his profound emotions WAY too soon and WAY too often! Then when you dump his ass, he will send you creepy messages and random song lyrics and random i love yous. Oh and the best random “Have a great Day”. And then he will text your friends and threaten them and their families with his Russian “people”. He will talk about himself like he is the sh*t. He will talk about what he can buy and have, but cant really. He laughs like a girl, and sounds like a child on the phone! I thought Asians were suppose to have small d*cks….. Apparently Russians do, and they DONT know how to use it.

One look at this guy and I could have known he was a creeper.- nik

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Sl*t F*cking Bag!!!!!!

March 13, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 30

Slut fucking bag!!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: This wh*res name is Cassie. She is a TOTAL sl*t!! She is will bend over for any guy who is willing!! She loves “dippin” in the chocolate, if ya know what i mean.. she openly admits to sleeping with as many guys as possible. Oh did i mention of any age too!!!

Purples crayons love red heads, I wonder why?- nik

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Mikkel The Gay

March 12, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 9

Mikkel The Gay

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lookie lookie, Mikkel the gay is back in action (dude on the right). I think he finally found the receiving end.

The skin tight glitter shirt, and cowboy had say it all.- nik

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Good Use?

March 11, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 4

Good Use?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Found this on my friends myspace! i don’t even know how to describe this!

Looks like they got a little sidetracked by that fat shim.- nik

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Leaky Lynsay

March 6, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle, Washington 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: This LUSH straight up peed herself at my boy’s house when he had a party. Her name is Lynsay and she should get herself a pack of depends or a bedpan before the next time she goes to a party.

Looks like she used a fine-point sharpie for those eyebrows.- nik

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March 5, 2009 Gonzaga, New Orleans 19



He looks albino to me, I think if he opened his eyes they would be red, like a lab rat.- nik

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Fake Wh*re

March 4, 2009 Gonzaga, Seattle 50

fake wh*re

THE DIRTY ARMY: Brenna here loves to spread her legs and get pregnant so she would get child support to support her tanning addiction. She also loves to get married and then file for divorce less than 6 month later in hopes of getting some more money out of the poor guys that knock her up. Her poor children, having a gold digging sl*tty mom. Must be hard for them.

Looks like she is expecting again.- nik

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County Sheriff Assaults 15 Year Old

March 2, 2009 Dirty TV, Gonzaga, Washington 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dude check out this video of King County Deputy Deputy Paul Schene beat the sh** out of a 15 year old girl. He has been charged with 4th degree assault…what a scum bag….I decided.

Dirty Cops. That is horrible.- nik

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