THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just moved to Boston from LA and I have been so disappointed with the lack of talent in this city. I pulled up to a ‘club’ in Boston this weekend and the first thing I saw were these three girls PEEING on the sidewalk maybe 30 feet from the front door of this place. One stood watch while the others dropped their pants and peed on the sidewalk then just pulled them up and walked the the front of the line, like their piss don’t stink. Being DA strong I had to call these classless b*tches out. I feel so bad for whoever went home with these dirty, classless girls. Names anyone?

If you caught em in the act they could go main and then we may find out.  The consequences woulda been some douchebag peacocking his way into some numbers, so I understand…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shawn is a 24-year-old fat loser who only hangs out with 18 year old kids who play World of Warcraft all day. The sad part is he has two GFs that he cheats on while cheating on his diet.  You can find him on eHarmony, Adult Friend Finder, and Craigslit. He has cheated on every girlfriend he has ever had. He is also a very cheap Jew. Every time I went out with him I had to pay for HIS sushi. This is despite the fact that he’s a rich Jew and gets a lot of money from his parents. This fatty also lies a lot. There are Mexican drug mules who don’t pull this much stuff out of their ass. He also has the vocab of a 13-year-old that fell off the Eiffel Tower and hit every steel bar on the way down. That is why he goes for girls that are stupid so he can fool them. You can usually find him in his natural habitat, adult video stores picking out gay porn. In short, Shawn is a fat loser that has no life. His fellow students at Harvard and all Americans need to be warned about this loser!

What you just described sounds like every non-Asian male student at Harvard.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch amanda fish (fishy) is one the most dumbest whores out there. on her spair time she hangs out with friends and invites guys over and they all take turns having sex with them. shes gets with everything and anything, anywhere and anytime. when guys talk about having sex with her they say shes loose,smells, and fcks like a dead fish! noone likes her all her so called friends talk shit behind her back to everyone! she thinks shes so popular but in reality guys are just nice to her get some. she gets obsessed over guys that dont even like her. every single day i hear a new nasty ass story that everyone talks about. shes so desperate that she has sex in the same room people are in. like have some class. every guy she has ever talked to gets a naked picture of her and talks shit about it to there friends iv seen it first hand ! shes not cute. shes a two faced annoying whore that needs to get the fck out of santee. get it threw your head amanda your the joke of santee. have fun getting used for thr rest of your life. .

Whats with the high socks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well this is interesttttinnggg. Looks like not all kids at Harvard are as SMART as they claim/brag to be. Harvard college officials announced a week ago that they’re investigating around 125 STUDENTS  for CHEATING ON A FINAL EXAM in the spring. The cheating apparently took place on a take home exam. What’s funny though is school officials are trying to sugarcoat the situation by blaming it on today’s social media and stating “We always stress academic integrity with our students….It’s very hard to explain to someone that this raises ethical concerns and that it’s not OK.” This is the largest cheating scandal in the school’s 376-year history. Bahaha, hellooo! It’s 2012 and a take home exam. Of course it was gonna be easy to cheat!

Are Harvard kids really this stupid?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you hear how Suckerberg is getting sued the shareholders for unloading 1 BILLION in facebook stock soon as it was available.  They are claiming he had inside information that FB stock was way over valued.  At the end of the day, you can’t blame him for doing that right?  And of course he knew his company’s stock was over valued… he started the god damn thing idiots.

The kid has always been shady so I wouldn’t put it past him.- nik