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Yes, Those Are My Green Eyes

February 18, 2014 Cougars, Harvard, Houston, The Dirty 131


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, yes, my eyes are emerald green. And yes, I work out 6 days a week.

Cougars never say die.  Ok, so do you want a trophy or something?  The +2′s are still off to me.- nik


What About These Green Eyes

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The Haggling Holiday Hog

December 19, 2013 Harvard, Jersey 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Saturday afternoon in Mount Laurel NJ this fat guy rolls in my hotel room. We had been speaking from my back page ad. He called so many times and was super nice so I hoped it was going to be a pleasant meet. Usually I collect the cash upfront for each session. As I DID in this case. What happened ,was he pretended to be a novice. After I had already began. He asked for MORE “services”, that we hadn’t agreed on, nor were paid for. Doing Strap on, bondage and any type of fetish acts are ten times harder on a SuperSized person! So I really didn’t expect any issue since he came in behaving servile and nice. He initially paid upfront.I definitely expected my HARD EARNED payment for additional tasks- all the toys and the physicality of holding him down to mount him. It was a real work out dealing with a Huge Roly Poly slut like Chris Halgas. He sheepishly pretended like he didnt really know what was going on & was merely “curious” about prostate play then threw his gigantic legs over his head like we were in a yoga class, and started fingering himself. I was already disgusted because he smelled like pork when he disrobed. This fat slut was asking for multiple things on the kinky menu, that made things go differently because I wasn’t prepared. I usually have the room PRE set up in advance. Now I had to stop and lay towels down and obviously spend more time with him After I got dildos and toys out, he wanted bigger ones.. I told him that costs extra, he begged to get fisted and that he would pay after due to the fact he was already in a compromising position ( rope, restraints, dildo). His anus was so wide, stretched out and loose with no elasticity EVERYTHING was disappearing up there. He was an ” AGGRESSIVE BOTTOM” insatiably writhing his flat ass- and switching positions from doggy style/ on all fours – making things so much more of a task because he has so many rolls of fat. It was clear this horny little shameless mass of sleaze and blubber got fucked up his ass LOTS of times!!! Saturday afternoon my phone was ringing crazy and I couldn’t answer because Obese Chris Halgas was stinking up my king sized bed, sweating up the towels id laid underneath him, and now holding his ankles for me to fist him. With his excitement & release, he also let off fecal matter, and liquid through his anus. A distinct smell! I thought he would give me my tip for sure / separate fee for all my hard work. The only reason why I went through with out stopping because he was already in such a compromising position and promised me he had the exact amount in his pants on floor. I was shocked after shitting on my bed, sweating it up ,he tried to get dressed and leave. He told me he only had $20/ WHICH WAS NOT THE AGREED AMOUNT. I wasn’t dressed to chase him out the door. He stunk, he was a lot of physical work!, he shitted on my towels and sheet and he ran out saying he was going to get more cash. The whole day before we met he called me several times, was friendly. Now he wasn’t answering except to say he would come back next day. I was so irate I left messages days later (nothing   rrational)and looked him up. His behavior was foul. I grabbed him as he was leaving and told him he had to pay me what we agreed & he assured me he would. Its days before Christmas. I have a lot of kids in my family and people to get things for. I could have gladly ” took” some one else that would have paid me, and been less problematic, like lying pig. HE UNSUCCESSFULLY RAN FOR JERSEY STATE ASSEMBLY.

Any relation to Rob Ford…- nik

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Classless Boston Girls

May 20, 2013 Boston, Harvard, New England 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just moved to Boston from LA and I have been so disappointed with the lack of talent in this city. I pulled up to a ‘club’ in Boston this weekend and the first thing I saw were these three girls PEEING on the sidewalk maybe 30 feet from the front door of this place. One stood watch while the others dropped their pants and peed on the sidewalk then just pulled them up and walked the the front of the line, like their piss don’t stink. Being DA strong I had to call these classless b*tches out. I feel so bad for whoever went home with these dirty, classless girls. Names anyone?

If you caught em in the act they could go main and then we may find out.  The consequences woulda been some douchebag peacocking his way into some numbers, so I understand…- nik

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Can You Believe He Has 2 Girlfriends

December 30, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Harvard, Miami, The Dirty 239

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shawn is a 24-year-old fat loser who only hangs out with 18 year old kids who play World of Warcraft all day. The sad part is he has two GFs that he cheats on while cheating on his diet.  You can find him on eHarmony, Adult Friend Finder, and Craigslit. He has cheated on every girlfriend he has ever had. He is also a very cheap Jew. Every time I went out with him I had to pay for HIS sushi. This is despite the fact that he’s a rich Jew and gets a lot of money from his parents. This fatty also lies a lot. There are Mexican drug mules who don’t pull this much stuff out of their ass. He also has the vocab of a 13-year-old that fell off the Eiffel Tower and hit every steel bar on the way down. That is why he goes for girls that are stupid so he can fool them. You can usually find him in his natural habitat, adult video stores picking out gay porn. In short, Shawn is a fat loser that has no life. His fellow students at Harvard and all Americans need to be warned about this loser!

What you just described sounds like every non-Asian male student at Harvard.- nik

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Here Fishy Fishy

October 30, 2012 Harvard, San Diego 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch amanda fish (fishy) is one the most dumbest whores out there. on her spair time she hangs out with friends and invites guys over and they all take turns having sex with them. shes gets with everything and anything, anywhere and anytime. when guys talk about having sex with her they say shes loose,smells, and fcks like a dead fish! noone likes her all her so called friends talk shit behind her back to everyone! she thinks shes so popular but in reality guys are just nice to her get some. she gets obsessed over guys that dont even like her. every single day i hear a new nasty ass story that everyone talks about. shes so desperate that she has sex in the same room people are in. like have some class. every guy she has ever talked to gets a naked picture of her and talks shit about it to there friends iv seen it first hand ! shes not cute. shes a two faced annoying whore that needs to get the fck out of santee. get it threw your head amanda your the joke of santee. have fun getting used for thr rest of your life. .

Whats with the high socks.- nik

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Harvard Investigates Students For Plagiarism

September 17, 2012 Harvard 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well this is interesttttinnggg. Looks like not all kids at Harvard are as SMART as they claim/brag to be. Harvard college officials announced a week ago that they’re investigating around 125 STUDENTS  for CHEATING ON A FINAL EXAM in the spring. The cheating apparently took place on a take home exam. What’s funny though is school officials are trying to sugarcoat the situation by blaming it on today’s social media and stating “We always stress academic integrity with our students….It’s very hard to explain to someone that this raises ethical concerns and that it’s not OK.” This is the largest cheating scandal in the school’s 376-year history. Bahaha, hellooo! It’s 2012 and a take home exam. Of course it was gonna be easy to cheat!

Are Harvard kids really this stupid?- nik

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Hailie’s Ugly On The Inside

August 31, 2012 Harvard, Seattle 107

Fat Ugly Whore

Fat Ugly Whore

Fat Ugly Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Hailei S. She is a fat chubby Wanna be BUNNY. She puts pictures on FB of her face thinking she is hot shit. But wheres the pictures of her body? She is like 5’1′ and 250!!!! The only thing shes got going for her is she can do make-up well enough to hide the ugly!!!!! She puts on a fake wana-be barbie personality. But really shes pretty fcking smart, but she acts stupid to fit her fasaude. She wants to be seen and the stupid pretty barbie but really she the umpa loompa…. She is as fake as fake louis vuitton, Worth about as much as one to. She is so fat and stays with her cheating boy friend probably because she doesnt think she can get any other guy… Which is true!!! She goes through friends like people change their underwear Everyday!!! Lets just say this fat bitch will stab you in the back…. O and she doesnt like pretty friends because they outshine her!! AND sleep with her boyfriend!!!

Careful believing pregnancy claims.  That’s how she’ll get you.- nik

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Suckerberg Might Not Be A Sucker After All

June 4, 2012 Dirty Business, Harvard, New York 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you hear how Suckerberg is getting sued the shareholders for unloading 1 BILLION in facebook stock soon as it was available.  They are claiming he had inside information that FB stock was way over valued.  At the end of the day, you can’t blame him for doing that right?  And of course he knew his company’s stock was over valued… he started the god damn thing idiots.

The kid has always been shady so I wouldn’t put it past him.- nik

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