Harvard | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Remember Me

March 15, 2012 Dirty Army Strong, Harvard, Manhattan, The Dirty 17

Remember Me?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik… Remember this guy? Yes that is Jeremy Lin.  Now that the Knicks are on a 6 game losing streak, its really nice not to hear from him anymore.  Mayweather and you said it best Nik.

**I’m pretty sure the kid on the left is the Austic kid that drained in a bunch of 3s in a game.  He was more famous that Lin ever was.- JV

I told everyone this Asian was a flash in the pan and everyone thought I was crazy.- nik

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Hooters Hottest Dirty Girl

December 28, 2011 Boston, Harvard, The Dirty 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Hooters girl claims to be little miss perfect but little does everyone know she is more then just a hotter calender girl and the nude pictures will prove it. Nik is this worth anything if not ill just start my own site. Her name is Tia Jackson.

You didn’t submit the nude images?? Plus she is all armpit, no Hooters.- nik

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Valerie Has Amazing +2′s

August 6, 2011 Harvard, Manchester, The Dirty, Would You? 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this Valerie Cormier shes been on the site before. She isn’t that bad of a person and she doesn’t take her boobs for granted. So Nik, I have to ask. Would you?  And if you don’t then you are gay.

Answer: No, I have seen the direction those nipples point and they are not the same. Totally ruins the mental focus in the sack.

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College Is The Biggest Scam

May 16, 2011 Harvard, The Dirty 69

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m assuming you never attended college due to your lack of ability to communicate, but I wanted to get your take on this video. You are living proof that you don’t need a college degree.

I learned my craft from real life experiences. Unless you are trying to be a medical doctor, I don’t see the point. What does a degree in Psychology or Communications get you these days? It is the people who hustle in this world who survive.- nik

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Da Mack

January 31, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Harvard 6



THE DIRTY ARMY: Mac Dre ain’t got shit on DA MACK! If you’re in need for a good fck, don’t call this man because he has never porked anything moving except his hand(maybe stray cats though). If you’re looking for someone to dance with at a club well guess what? This guy is only schooled in the hyphy movement which means you might get an elbow to the face or your new shoes might get stepped on. Enough of the negatives, this guy really needs some lovin. Someone teach him some proper dances like the charleston or the hokie pokie? he’s not a bad guy. he’s about 5’8″ 100lbs of solid muscle…holler at him. He Works at Papa Murphys so give him a chance with your pie.

I’d like to know why this guy is tagged in Harvard as an athlete, no way he is either.- nik

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Seaside Clowns

January 24, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Harvard, San Jose 19

Seaside Clowns

THE DIRTY ARMY: As you can see, these guys are all… badasses. They act like cool guys everywhere they go and think they run shit. I think the term these people use is “Swag”. I believe their actions make them intolerable. These guys think they make places what they are because they are there, but in reality, these guys are retarded. And not in the bay area kind of way. These clowns are the special needs, speech impediment, physical disability, and learning disorder type of guys. I think i’ve done a good amount of roasting. please add to the roast!

Guy in the white sweaters the captain.- nik

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I’d Rather Not

December 20, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Harvard, Toronto 17

i'd rather not

i'd rather not

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik. this is my friends gf. girls tend to think shes really pretty, and guys usually disagree. shes a basketball player who goes to harvard but shes originally from toronto. you cant tell in these pics but shes 6 ft tall.. whats your opinion on her? hot or no?

No, smart of her to realize her looks aren’t gunna get her anywhere though.- nik

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Facebook Founder Real SGM

October 4, 2010 Harvard, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty 31

Facebook Founder Real SGM?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Here’s Facebook’s founder Mark Zuckerberg in 2001 in some nerd club for nerds. What do you think? Real SGM? Zuck has admitted to originally creating Facebook to track Harvard hotties…whatever those are.

Fake Scissor Gang Mafia… Mark and Tom (Tom is the guy who had something to do with an extinct site called MySpace) both love the smell of noodles which is very un-SGM like.- nik

**Dug this old post up out of the jungle in Harvard**

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