THE DIRTY ARMY: Hunter? Your parents should have named you C*nter. Doctor Shopping, iphone stealing, dead beat Dad piece of sh*t. Walks on his tabs, banned from bars and uses people at no cost. Word on street he no longer lives at Mosaic, so no telling who he’s living off of now..

If you hold your thumb up to the picture you will see his twin, crazy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, WTF is up with this Harvard chick, I can’t tell if she is hot or retarded?

There is no such thing as hot Harvard chicks, but they do get on all 4′s like a champion.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ivy League Football star (Harvard) Chuck Nw*kocka (97 Ivy League Freshman of the Year)
Do you think it’s all brains under that Fro? And once they go black do they ever go back?

I think trannys like that probably take what they can get.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

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