Harvard | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

The Smartest Man On The Planet

September 1, 2009 Harvard, New England 4

The Smartest man on the Planet

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ivy League Football star (Harvard) Chuck Nw*kocka (97 Ivy League Freshman of the Year)
Do you think it’s all brains under that Fro? And once they go black do they ever go back?

I think trannys like that probably take what they can get.- nik

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Back To School

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Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Boston Dirty Celeb?

August 17, 2009 Boston, Harvard, Jersey, New York 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ive got somethin for ya…confusing actually. the harvard girl you posted a few times? thats not the REAL harvard girl…that girls name is mandy and shes nowhere near the harvard girl…mandy goes to community college in new jersey. harvard girl actually goes to harvard. fun fact? she was rejected at first…but mommy and daddy fund the athletic department’s payroll, so apparently they reconsidered her rejection…true story, she was on my swim team. only things shes got going for her is an olympic trial qualifying time…dumb as bricks, in 8th grade she was told by her principal that she needs to stop relying on her looks because its not going to cut it when shes applying for college…looks like she was wrong. money and looks gets you far. also…i know for a fact that the girl mandy and the girl olly know eachother…check the picture…its the last one attached…not asking would you, because i know she isnt your type…but im asking WILL YOU make this girl a dirty celeb for boston? lots of dirt on this girl that i know more people out there are willing to tell.

What “good looks” are you referring to? All I see is a pig nose and eyes are that too far apart.- nik

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Jonas Girlfriend Can’t Take The Heat

July 30, 2009 Harvard, New England, The Dirty 56

blow this bitch up

blow this bitch up

THE DIRTY ARMY: arite nik……ive sent in her pix before n now shes tryin to threaten me for postin them. blow this b*tch up. shes f*ckin the jonas f*gs. we all no it. shes tryin to tell me shes not 19….thats a lie i no for a fact she is why the f*ck would she be a sophmore in college if she werent. blow her up nik im sik of her bs n her hair is f*ckin brunette now. she says jonas is threaten to leave her because of the dirty.

He should leave her… Nose Rule- never stick it in a chick who has a bigger nose than you.- nik

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Harvard Jonas Brothers Groupie

June 17, 2009 Boston, Harvard, New England, The Dirty, UMASS 13


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik love the site man ur f*ckin hilarious. How do u not find this Harvard girl hot bro?!!!? shes dope yo its f*ckin crazy. Her friend keeps showing me these grose pix with those forgys jonas bruthrs. i attatched the pix one of them she was at sum kinda photo shoot…

She is cute for Harvard, but in the real world she would get crushed.  Nothing special.- nik

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Harvard Chic All Grown Up!

June 12, 2009 Harvard, New England, Would You? 7

Harvard Chic All Grown UP!

Harvard Chic All Grown UP!

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK the harvard chic i sent in a while back well those were old pix of the grl………and shes aparently bangin one of them forgy jonas f*ckers…..check it out im tryng to get sum more pix…shes f*ckin bangin now, her friend told me those pix i last sent in were from when she was 14……now……19 yrs old and SH*T…her names OLLY. Would You?

Answer: No, her face is too long, and she needs +2′s.

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Harvard Chic Not So Smart?

May 12, 2009 Harvard, UMASS 7

harvard chic not so smaht?

harvard chic not so smaht?

THE DIRTY ARMY: yo nik check out this chic she goes to harvard i met her at a summer party shes hot could be dope with a nose job and some +2s. good news? she turned 19 last week, bad news?shes a band rat. word on campus is those fake sgm f*gs from 3 oh 3 ran train. not gunna lie..i still would……but the real question is, would YOU nik?????

Answer: No, I prefer my women dumb and blonde with +2′s.

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Aren’t I Irresistable?

April 29, 2009 Harvard, UCONN 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: NiK this is Julian.  I’ll try and hold back on the profanity but when I think of this guy thats all I can think of.  This f*ckin f*g is a f*ckin loser.   He thinks he is god’s gift to women, he will try and steal every guys girlfriend (unsuccessfully of course) he sends pics like this to girls even after he has been rejected thinking once they see his body they will want to f*ck him.  Hey Julian why don’t you move that towel and give everyone a laugh with your tiny dick.  This is the sleeziest and dumbest guy ever.  He thinks that girls wont tell guys what he says to them or sends them, he is a moron.

Is that the new Nikon?- nik

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