Harvard | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Red Cups Are For Athletes!

April 21, 2009 Boston, Harvard, New England, UCONN, UMASS 7

Red Cups Are For Athletes!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some finely tuned athletic machines from the Boston marathon. Red Cups are for athletics and for partying!

I wonder how much sweat was collected in those cups?- nik

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Ed Farty’s Douchest Tool

April 16, 2009 Harvard, San Diego 14

Ed Farty's Douchest Tool

Ed Farty's Douchest Tool

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Mike Cl*rke, the biggest tool in Southern California. He likes to think he plays ball for Harvard, but is too busy finding oxyc*ntin and getting drunk to rid his mind of his pathetic existence. This guy is a creeper and thinks he is God’s gift to Earth. I heard this douchetard gets so desperate for underage girls, he rufie’s them. I don’t even want to ask you if he’s a real SGM, but I’d love to hear what you think.

Wait, Harvard seriously let this Douchetard in? I’m shocked.- nik

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Would You?

April 15, 2009 Harvard, New England 7

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Alli she is from Farmington, Nh, I think shes pretty…do you?

Pretty for an Umpa-Lumpa.- nik

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Would You?

April 14, 2009 Harvard, New England, UCONN, UMASS, Would You? 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, would you?? shes badass and way sexxxxxxy!!!

NO: Photoshop is for liars.- nik

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The One Givin You The Eye

April 11, 2009 Harvard, New England 7


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, the one givin you the eye blew me.. and 4 of my frat buddies in one night.. in the same room.. one after another.

That is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever heard. You, along with your 4 buddies are officially batting for the gays.- nik

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I Knew You’d Appreciate This Nik

April 9, 2009 Harvard, New England 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: from me to you nik, i give you some of the finest go go’s in our city. enjoy =)

Is this the best youve got New England? Jeez, I bet the whole club stunk like noodles.- nik

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For The Gays?

April 8, 2009 Harvard, New England 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, they are for the gheeeeys, i decided!!

Looks like an innocent bromance to me?- nik

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Would You?

April 7, 2009 Harvard, New England, Would You? 5


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik cmon you know you would, you know you love my ASSets ;)

Answer: No chance. And upgrade your camera game, that thing its straight outta the 90′s.

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