THE DIRTY ARMY: nik cmon you know you would, you know you love my ASSets
Answer: No chance. And upgrade your camera game, that thing its straight outta the 90′s.
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik check this guy out, the epitome of a redneck loser. and yes, that is his rednecky ass bronco sitting behind him. looooooser!!!
Nice Corona outfit douche, how many barcodes did you have to send in to get that getup?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, these are the doormen from Ultra here in NE and they straight up SUCK! they bully around everyone, act like theyre the sh*t, hit on girls when they should be doing their jobs and all around just suck at life. i told them i was gonna put em on thedirty after they didnt let me in because they said my REAL iD was fake! losers!
Is this what they really wear every night? I don’t understand how anybody could take these three fat guido stooges seriously?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this douche (Brian) is the biggest homo ever.. like seriously, hes a closet gay. when he drinks he tries to kiss dudes, its gross!
Sorry man, you are definitely for the gays, not even the red cup can save you.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, would you with the blond? I know I would, shes one of the most bangin girls weve got out here in NE. great personality too!
Answer: No. Her elephant ears are penetrating through her stapled on extensions.