Size 13 Model

November 27, 2012 Hawaii, Maui 35 7,729 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am seriously a bit distraught by what I have come across with this dirty. It claims to be a juggalo, or as I like to call them, a juggafailure. From what I know, these juggalos are very dirty individuals that have no jobs, no lives, they sit around and do drugs all day, they don’t shower or use deodorant and they have TERRIBLE grammar. Well this juggafailure here goes by the name Fatality Adynamia. That is her so called juggalo name but “it’s” real name is Rachel Ketterer. This thing lives in Flint, MI. She has her ugly face posted all over the place actually claiming to be a MODEL of all things. Mind you, she is about no taller then 5’2″, she is 29 years old, she has fat rolls all over the stomach area and arms, and she wears sizes in jeans ranging from 10 to 13 and shirts ranging from xl to 2xl. I almost forgot, her supposed “photographer” is none other then her very own fiance. Why anything would want to mate with this thing I don’t know and will never understand. Sadly, she is now claiming that she has photography company herself, which mind you I have seen the pictures. They are absolutely terrible. Regardless, could you please label this juggaskank failure a DIRTY so that the world can see just how disgusting this liar who “claims” to be a model really is. Prepare yourself for the images of her, they are very nauseating as she is very disgusting

Adding more hair doesn’t slim down you face, it makes you look more like a tranny.- nik

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Hambeast Juggahippo

November 27, 2012 Hawaii, Maui 1 5,544 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hello. Ok here is one more of the juggalo failures that I feel I should report to you. This one definitely takes the cake, or should I say pie? She goes by the name Sherry “CherryPie” Burton. This big ol beast right here is from New York. What she is, I really do not know. She is a mixture of a lot. She is a juggalo “derp”, she is a hambeast, she is a whale, and she is a hippo. This “thing” right here is your typical 350lb, sweaty, smelly juggalette, which is a female juggalo. She thinks that it is ok to talk trash to other women and tell them they are fat and ugly. In my opinion, she has absolutely no room to say that to anyone at all. She lays claim to a lot of things that she is apparently lying about and I think that it is time to harpoon this whale right out of the water. Let’s get this hippo hambeast exposed for what it really is, and that is disgusting nasty TRASH.

I wonder if she fits in that chair…- nik

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Disrespectful Navy Slores

September 5, 2012 Hawaii, Navy 48 8,046 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Look at these shameful Navy whores! Not only are they wearing the uniform disrespectfully, they are dressed slutty, drinking alcohol, and being whores. These are both active duty E5 and E6 sailors from VP-47 in Hawaii, as well as a few wanna-be Navy whore girlfriends. (If you want to wear the uniform like a slut, then why don’t you actually join the Navy?) This picture proves the stereotype of the Navy whore! This is why nobody takes them serious and everything thinks they are sad and pathetic. Navy chicks are the bottom of the barrel of all females and this proves why!!!

Wait, so they’re not in the Navy…- nik

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I’m Pretty Sure That Was A Man Before

June 25, 2012 Cougars, Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 15 5,606 Views

Are you sure IT was a he?

Are you sure IT was a he?

Are you sure IT was a he?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, look what I found! Remember Ashli from Honolulu, Hawaii?  She was a Myspace Wh*re named Exotic Ashli a few years ago.  So everybody was saying she was a Dude, but now my Friend from Ohua send me this Pictures! Now I am convinced!  Click here to +2′s.

Stop saying “She”.- nik

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Beware Of This Photographer

March 5, 2012 Dirty Predator, Hawaii, Honolulu 12 10,089 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wannabe “photographer” is the lowest of scumbags I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. He will hit on literally anything that moves! He uses his daddy’s boat company to try and pick up tourist girls. I’ve heard he uses the boat charter to add them on Facebook and then creeps on all their pictures! To make it worse, I’m friends with his girlfriend and she’s completely unaware of everything he is doing! He needs to be put on blast so that she and everyone else becomes aware of this sleazeball. He’ll talk big talk but trust me, that’s the only thing “big” about him! He sends disgusting pictures of himself to his girls he meets on the boat, even if they aren’t single!

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Keep This Thing Away From Your Husbands And Sons

January 2, 2012 Dirty Predator, Hawaii, Maui, The Dirty 422 9,218 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Karin Rush, 54 year old mother of two from Kihei, Hawaii. This women is the definition of an EWOK (easy women of Kihei). She prays on married men and young boys and when I say young I mean 16 years old!! She is the most disrespectful trashy b*tch around! Not only has she been caught with numerous married men, she was just recently caught sucking off two boys in the bathroom at Ambrosia’s! If your man or son is a regular at “The Triangle” they have most likely had an encounter with this gremlin, so beware! This women is absolutely disgusting in every way! We need to rid Maui of this predator once and for all!

Isn’t that the chick who banged Kevin Costner’s caddie in Tin Cup.- nik

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Pervert Masturbating In His Car

December 20, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 26 8,087 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have unfortunately seen this guy sitting in his car naked while masturbating twice now. He parks along the Ala Wai Canal during the day, sits in the passenger seat, opens the passenger door, and masturbates while watching people walking by. The first time I saw this perverted naked guy I was shocked and disgusted. The second time I saw him masturbating I came from behind his car and saw over his shoulder. He was staring at a girl walking by and stroking himself. I got his license plate number and called the cops. He saw me and got out of the car before the cops arrived. I’ve attached a photo of his car and license plate number NVC-854. It appears he goes to University of Hawaii and lives in Waikiki somewhere along the Ala Wai Canal. Someone needs to do something about this guy, what if a child saw him? What if he hurts someone? Someone sick enough to masturbate in public for a thrill has the propensity to take things further.

I always tell people never to trust any guy who drives a Sebring.- nik

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Check Out Actress Marsha Thomason

November 18, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 14 6,117 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with the way media and people are, it really amazes me that actors in the stop light let themselves be pictured in the dumbest ways.  I can’t stop laughing at this, a friend of mine sent it from across the pond.  What do you think Nik?

I think she is LOST.- nik

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