Hawaii | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

I Need SERIOUS Advice From You Nik

June 26, 2013 Hawaii, Hollywood, Honolulu, The Dirty 40

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, trying to submit this again. Btw Dirty Army I REALLY want to know your thoughts in the comments section. So Nik you are always real with your words and I need them more than ever. A close gf of mine recently went through a divorce. Married for 17 years. 4 kids. 11 years ago her ex husband got pissed at her for having phone conversations with her acting scene partner. (Even though he is in Hollywood and a douche bag first AD). He gets pissed so she says well there goes my dream (mind you nothing happened between them) But he says it was an emotional affair….ummmmmm it’s her acting partner relax. SO TWO YEARS LATER he says it was his “revenge” (you don’t take revenge two years later you do it immediately) he meets this man looking chick on set and while his wife and two kids are at home he flies her to Hawaii to have a 6 week long relationship with her. She finds out cause he “accidentally” left pictures of them in Hawaii and his then wife found out. So she took one of the pictures of them both, framed it, and left it on the night stand for when he got home with a big bow on it. EPIC. Sadly she stayed with him cause she found out she was pregnant with thier 3rd kid. Anyway after her 4th kid things really went down hill. He was an asshole, never around, she always questioned his phone calls, trips etc. Now they are divorced. Who does he call? The B*TCH HE TOOK TO HAWAII!!!! Nik seriously who does that. He says he randomly hit her up. I call bullsh*t. Sounds very odd when he “randomly” hits her up and she is so quick to say I love you to him? Come on. He is spending money left and right and she is the final word. Buys a new mercedes and a new Porsche and she is the one dictating it. If she was brought back and there was nothing before that he wouldn’t let her in this deep. We don’t buy that they ever stopped contact or seeing each other. Now he is taking a trip with his kids and this home-wrecker to the SAME place in Hawaii for a vacation while their mother is about to be on the streets and is barely scraping by. What do you think Nik? Did he ever get rid of her? Does he even deserve his kids? (btw she looks like a man.) The wife he left is a friggin beauty and an excellent mom. Real Talk. She needs some expert advice.

Why is the ex-wife still hung up on this loser. This is all her fault to begin with. She couldn’t let go which made him dig the hole even deeper. The man wants a person around that actually likes him and it’s obviously not the mother of his children. MOVE ON. Find the next idiot to beat down.- nik



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Melfort Slore

June 4, 2013 Hawaii, Saskatoon 44

THE DIRTY ARMY: Theres this slut bag in melfort that thinks shes top shit and owns the streets… well she does with her legs behind her head that is… She has 2 kids likes to talk trash but the second shes confronted or sees you she shuts the fuck up an backs down. She doesnt take her kids anywere and is like the first slice of bread in the bag the slice that everyone touches but nobody really wants. She has lock jaw from hell and looks like she fell outta a donkeys asshole. 99% of her so called beauty could be whiped away with a wetnap she honestly looks like she should be in the circus. she looooooves to open her legs to anyone thats willing to buy her a drink and is dateing a 16 year old guy this bitch is 23 years old!!!!! what the fck is wrong with her!!! Oh and on top of that she is living with her e bf who she tells will ever see his kid if h moves ot or sees anyone else and still sleeps with him WHILE SHES DATEING SOMEONE!!! straight hootchie. and needs her kids taken away from her are shes a terribe mother and has them in a horrid living environment!!

How can you not manage to keep your eyes open when you take a picture of yourself?- nik



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Ruth Melinda and the Bandwagon of Sloota

February 21, 2013 Hawaii, Newport, Santa Monica 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Ruth Melinda Lopez…a hall of famer here on the dirty… Seems like she just keeps getting publicity after blowing old men for money. She is a stripper, prostitute, escort, whore who poses like a real estate professional. That girl hasn’t seem real estate paperwork since she lived in West Covina. Her full time profession of 13 years has been and still is stripper. This girl has an appetite for rich men, or just dick in general. She will go into any bar and walk out with a one night stand, claim she never met the guy the next day. She is a compulsive liar, and her double life needs to end. She is currently dating a poor soul who is 22 and has no idea she has ! Her gang skanks is no better, birds of a feather… this girl Bre is a whore who sleeps with old men for their money.,.. is a desperate pathetic loser desperate for attention. From going topless in public to posting pictures of lesbian escapades with Melinda… the spawn of a crackhead parent…No Mormon girl there!

Sloots??? I see one girl and a lotta guys.- nik



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Size 13 Model

November 27, 2012 Hawaii, Maui 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am seriously a bit distraught by what I have come across with this dirty. It claims to be a juggalo, or as I like to call them, a juggafailure. From what I know, these juggalos are very dirty individuals that have no jobs, no lives, they sit around and do drugs all day, they don’t shower or use deodorant and they have TERRIBLE grammar. Well this juggafailure here goes by the name Fatality Adynamia. That is her so called juggalo name but “it’s” real name is Rachel Ketterer. This thing lives in Flint, MI. She has her ugly face posted all over the place actually claiming to be a MODEL of all things. Mind you, she is about no taller then 5’2″, she is 29 years old, she has fat rolls all over the stomach area and arms, and she wears sizes in jeans ranging from 10 to 13 and shirts ranging from xl to 2xl. I almost forgot, her supposed “photographer” is none other then her very own fiance. Why anything would want to mate with this thing I don’t know and will never understand. Sadly, she is now claiming that she has photography company herself, which mind you I have seen the pictures. They are absolutely terrible. Regardless, could you please label this juggaskank failure a DIRTY so that the world can see just how disgusting this liar who “claims” to be a model really is. Prepare yourself for the images of her, they are very nauseating as she is very disgusting

Adding more hair doesn’t slim down you face, it makes you look more like a tranny.- nik



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Hambeast Juggahippo

November 27, 2012 Hawaii, Maui 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hello. Ok here is one more of the juggalo failures that I feel I should report to you. This one definitely takes the cake, or should I say pie? She goes by the name Sherry “CherryPie” Burton. This big ol beast right here is from New York. What she is, I really do not know. She is a mixture of a lot. She is a juggalo “derp”, she is a hambeast, she is a whale, and she is a hippo. This “thing” right here is your typical 350lb, sweaty, smelly juggalette, which is a female juggalo. She thinks that it is ok to talk trash to other women and tell them they are fat and ugly. In my opinion, she has absolutely no room to say that to anyone at all. She lays claim to a lot of things that she is apparently lying about and I think that it is time to harpoon this whale right out of the water. Let’s get this hippo hambeast exposed for what it really is, and that is disgusting nasty TRASH.

I wonder if she fits in that chair…- nik



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Disrespectful Navy Slores

September 5, 2012 Hawaii, Navy 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Look at these shameful Navy whores! Not only are they wearing the uniform disrespectfully, they are dressed slutty, drinking alcohol, and being whores. These are both active duty E5 and E6 sailors from VP-47 in Hawaii, as well as a few wanna-be Navy whore girlfriends. (If you want to wear the uniform like a slut, then why don’t you actually join the Navy?) This picture proves the stereotype of the Navy whore! This is why nobody takes them serious and everything thinks they are sad and pathetic. Navy chicks are the bottom of the barrel of all females and this proves why!!!

Wait, so they’re not in the Navy…- nik



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I’m Pretty Sure That Was A Man Before

June 25, 2012 Cougars, Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 16

Are you sure IT was a he?

Are you sure IT was a he?

Are you sure IT was a he?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, look what I found! Remember Ashli from Honolulu, Hawaii?  She was a Myspace Wh*re named Exotic Ashli a few years ago.  So everybody was saying she was a Dude, but now my Friend from Ohua send me this Pictures! Now I am convinced!  Click here to +2′s.

Stop saying “She”.- nik



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Beware Of This Photographer

March 5, 2012 Dirty Predator, Hawaii, Honolulu 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wannabe “photographer” is the lowest of scumbags I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. He will hit on literally anything that moves! He uses his daddy’s boat company to try and pick up tourist girls. I’ve heard he uses the boat charter to add them on Facebook and then creeps on all their pictures! To make it worse, I’m friends with his girlfriend and she’s completely unaware of everything he is doing! He needs to be put on blast so that she and everyone else becomes aware of this sleazeball. He’ll talk big talk but trust me, that’s the only thing “big” about him! He sends disgusting pictures of himself to his girls he meets on the boat, even if they aren’t single!



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