THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Karin Rush, 54 year old mother of two from Kihei, Hawaii. This women is the definition of an EWOK (easy women of Kihei). She prays on married men and young boys and when I say young I mean 16 years old!! She is the most disrespectful trashy b*tch around! Not only has she been caught with numerous married men, she was just recently caught sucking off two boys in the bathroom at Ambrosia’s! If your man or son is a regular at “The Triangle” they have most likely had an encounter with this gremlin, so beware! This women is absolutely disgusting in every way! We need to rid Maui of this predator once and for all!

Isn’t that the chick who banged Kevin Costner’s caddie in Tin Cup.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have unfortunately seen this guy sitting in his car naked while masturbating twice now. He parks along the Ala Wai Canal during the day, sits in the passenger seat, opens the passenger door, and masturbates while watching people walking by. The first time I saw this perverted naked guy I was shocked and disgusted. The second time I saw him masturbating I came from behind his car and saw over his shoulder. He was staring at a girl walking by and stroking himself. I got his license plate number and called the cops. He saw me and got out of the car before the cops arrived. I’ve attached a photo of his car and license plate number NVC-854. It appears he goes to University of Hawaii and lives in Waikiki somewhere along the Ala Wai Canal. Someone needs to do something about this guy, what if a child saw him? What if he hurts someone? Someone sick enough to masturbate in public for a thrill has the propensity to take things further.

I always tell people never to trust any guy who drives a Sebring.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with the way media and people are, it really amazes me that actors in the stop light let themselves be pictured in the dumbest ways.  I can’t stop laughing at this, a friend of mine sent it from across the pond.  What do you think Nik?

I think she is LOST.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong for quite a while now, visiting your site several times a day. Unfortunately I am one of those girls who suffers from the dreaded armpit fat. I have no idea how to get rid of it or make my arms shrink in general! Since you seem to be a plethora of knowledge maybe you could help us all out by letting us know how to get rid of it and make society a better place.

The answer for Armpit Fat is liposuction… actually the answer to everything in this world is liposuction.- nik