Synteria Synful Evans

October 3, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 7 9,594 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This big body tramp has built quiet a rep out here on Kuhio Ave. Visiting Z-Bar on the regular hooking-up with any and every guy that touches that gigantic celulite infested thing she calls an a$$. If you see here beware she has a habit of acting “drunk” so she might feel up your man, just ask the UH Football Team, she could pass as the mascot lol. (hmm maybe thats why they suck).

You would never know if she wearing underwear….just sayin.- nik

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The Dreaded Armpit Fat

September 29, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 39 8,617 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong for quite a while now, visiting your site several times a day. Unfortunately I am one of those girls who suffers from the dreaded armpit fat. I have no idea how to get rid of it or make my arms shrink in general! Since you seem to be a plethora of knowledge maybe you could help us all out by letting us know how to get rid of it and make society a better place.

The answer for Armpit Fat is liposuction… actually the answer to everything in this world is liposuction.- nik

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Only Atheletes

June 20, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 11 5,340 Views

Only Atheletes?

Only Atheletes?

Only Atheletes?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch for some reason only dates atheletes. More specifically baseball players. WTF is up with that. Does she think shes too good to date other guys? Maybe she just like playing with small balls. Who knows.

She wants to be a kept woman who doesn’t have to work a day in her life…+2′s are her only hope.- nik

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Hot Chicks From Hawaii Don’t Live There, They Move Away

May 25, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 8 9,412 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is in response to the dude who posted that he moved from California to Hawaii for the chicks. Hawaii does have some hot chicks. Only problem is, you will never see them out partying at trashy college parties. What did you expect? That all girls attending college in Hawaii are hot? Most of them transfer there from Hicksville America. Here are some pics of those beautiful Hawaii born and raised girls that you thought you moved there for. Hawaii does have beautiful women, you just never see them cuz they are too busy working on their careers and eventually move away. Here are some of my favorites: Brandi, kelly, Lena, Noy, Amanda and Tenniel.

Girls that live or are native to Hawaii are all lesbians. I decided.- nik

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First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb

April 11, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 31 5,775 Views

First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb-Nessa

First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb-Nessa

First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb-Nessa

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so finally TheDirty has invaded Hawaii.  People were talking about it all weekend and we definitely think we deserve a Dirty Celeb out here.  Nessa is perfect and I saw you had some good interest in her.  Friends and I were discussing it and we think the name Hawaiian Punch is very fitting for our first DC.  Nik, what are your thoughts about this.

I can’t tell which one she is now? All their faces look the same.- nik

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Can Nessa Be Your First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb

April 8, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 14 6,099 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Vanessa Foster & lives on Oahu. I think she is pretty for a girl with the scent. What do you think of her?  Everyone on the island is agreeing she is one of the hottest–Also, why are there no Hawaii Dirty Celebs?

Tell me more, I like her shape… hate her sleeve.- nik

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Things Are Not Looking Good In Tokyo

April 4, 2011 Hawaii, The Dirty, Tokyo 41 9,296 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check this out, the nuclear plant in Tokyo is cracked to the point where it is dumping radioactive water into the ocean which is measuring 10,000 times the legal limit.  And no one seems to really be caring to much about it, they are saying it will takes months to stop leak and repair the power plant and years before everything is cleaned up?  Like seriously, is no one else concerned about all the nuclear waste going into the ocean?


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Transfering To The University Of Hawaii Was The Dumbest Decision I Have Ever Made

March 29, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 45 5,987 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to hear your opinion. I am a recent transfer to U of Hawaii and i just need conformation that UH has the ugliest female population this side of the Rio grande.  Coming from the California girls to this crap has just been a let down.  My roommate claims that the chicks here are so hot here’s pics he took from floatopia Hawaii. You tell me hot or not.

Dude, you are an idiot if you transferred to that school. Everyone knows that all the chicks in Hawaii are Lesbians. UH is Lesbo nation so be nice to your hand.- nik

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