THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is in response to the dude who posted that he moved from California to Hawaii for the chicks. Hawaii does have some hot chicks. Only problem is, you will never see them out partying at trashy college parties. What did you expect? That all girls attending college in Hawaii are hot? Most of them transfer there from Hicksville America. Here are some pics of those beautiful Hawaii born and raised girls that you thought you moved there for. Hawaii does have beautiful women, you just never see them cuz they are too busy working on their careers and eventually move away. Here are some of my favorites: Brandi, kelly, Lena, Noy, Amanda and Tenniel.

Girls that live or are native to Hawaii are all lesbians. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so finally TheDirty has invaded Hawaii.  People were talking about it all weekend and we definitely think we deserve a Dirty Celeb out here.  Nessa is perfect and I saw you had some good interest in her.  Friends and I were discussing it and we think the name Hawaiian Punch is very fitting for our first DC.  Nik, what are your thoughts about this.

I can’t tell which one she is now? All their faces look the same.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Vanessa Foster & lives on Oahu. I think she is pretty for a girl with the scent. What do you think of her?  Everyone on the island is agreeing she is one of the hottest–Also, why are there no Hawaii Dirty Celebs?

Tell me more, I like her shape… hate her sleeve.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check this out, the nuclear plant in Tokyo is cracked to the point where it is dumping radioactive water into the ocean which is measuring 10,000 times the legal limit.  And no one seems to really be caring to much about it, they are saying it will takes months to stop leak and repair the power plant and years before everything is cleaned up?  Like seriously, is no one else concerned about all the nuclear waste going into the ocean?

DON’T EAT ANY SEAFOOD IN HAWAII!!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to hear your opinion. I am a recent transfer to U of Hawaii and i just need conformation that UH has the ugliest female population this side of the Rio grande.  Coming from the California girls to this crap has just been a let down.  My roommate claims that the chicks here are so hot here’s pics he took from floatopia Hawaii. You tell me hot or not.

Dude, you are an idiot if you transferred to that school. Everyone knows that all the chicks in Hawaii are Lesbians. UH is Lesbo nation so be nice to your hand.- nik

It looks like she has 3 pairs of saggers.- nik