Hawaii | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Keep This Thing Away From Your Husbands And Sons

January 2, 2012 Dirty Predator, Hawaii, Maui, The Dirty 586

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Karin Rush, 54 year old mother of two from Kihei, Hawaii. This women is the definition of an EWOK (easy women of Kihei). She prays on married men and young boys and when I say young I mean 16 years old!! She is the most disrespectful trashy b*tch around! Not only has she been caught with numerous married men, she was just recently caught sucking off two boys in the bathroom at Ambrosia’s! If your man or son is a regular at “The Triangle” they have most likely had an encounter with this gremlin, so beware! This women is absolutely disgusting in every way! We need to rid Maui of this predator once and for all!

Isn’t that the chick who banged Kevin Costner’s caddie in Tin Cup.- nik

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Pervert Masturbating In His Car

December 20, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have unfortunately seen this guy sitting in his car naked while masturbating twice now. He parks along the Ala Wai Canal during the day, sits in the passenger seat, opens the passenger door, and masturbates while watching people walking by. The first time I saw this perverted naked guy I was shocked and disgusted. The second time I saw him masturbating I came from behind his car and saw over his shoulder. He was staring at a girl walking by and stroking himself. I got his license plate number and called the cops. He saw me and got out of the car before the cops arrived. I’ve attached a photo of his car and license plate number NVC-854. It appears he goes to University of Hawaii and lives in Waikiki somewhere along the Ala Wai Canal. Someone needs to do something about this guy, what if a child saw him? What if he hurts someone? Someone sick enough to masturbate in public for a thrill has the propensity to take things further.

I always tell people never to trust any guy who drives a Sebring.- nik

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Check Out Actress Marsha Thomason

November 18, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, with the way media and people are, it really amazes me that actors in the stop light let themselves be pictured in the dumbest ways.  I can’t stop laughing at this, a friend of mine sent it from across the pond.  What do you think Nik?

I think she is LOST.- nik

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Synteria Synful Evans

October 3, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This big body tramp has built quiet a rep out here on Kuhio Ave. Visiting Z-Bar on the regular hooking-up with any and every guy that touches that gigantic celulite infested thing she calls an a$$. If you see here beware she has a habit of acting “drunk” so she might feel up your man, just ask the UH Football Team, she could pass as the mascot lol. (hmm maybe thats why they suck).

You would never know if she wearing underwear….just sayin.- nik

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The Dreaded Armpit Fat

September 29, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 43

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong for quite a while now, visiting your site several times a day. Unfortunately I am one of those girls who suffers from the dreaded armpit fat. I have no idea how to get rid of it or make my arms shrink in general! Since you seem to be a plethora of knowledge maybe you could help us all out by letting us know how to get rid of it and make society a better place.

The answer for Armpit Fat is liposuction… actually the answer to everything in this world is liposuction.- nik

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Only Atheletes

June 20, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 11

Only Atheletes?

Only Atheletes?

Only Atheletes?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch for some reason only dates atheletes. More specifically baseball players. WTF is up with that. Does she think shes too good to date other guys? Maybe she just like playing with small balls. Who knows.

She wants to be a kept woman who doesn’t have to work a day in her life…+2′s are her only hope.- nik

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Hot Chicks From Hawaii Don’t Live There, They Move Away

May 25, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is in response to the dude who posted that he moved from California to Hawaii for the chicks. Hawaii does have some hot chicks. Only problem is, you will never see them out partying at trashy college parties. What did you expect? That all girls attending college in Hawaii are hot? Most of them transfer there from Hicksville America. Here are some pics of those beautiful Hawaii born and raised girls that you thought you moved there for. Hawaii does have beautiful women, you just never see them cuz they are too busy working on their careers and eventually move away. Here are some of my favorites: Brandi, kelly, Lena, Noy, Amanda and Tenniel.

Girls that live or are native to Hawaii are all lesbians. I decided.- nik

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First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb

April 11, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 32

First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb-Nessa

First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb-Nessa

First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb-Nessa

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so finally TheDirty has invaded Hawaii.  People were talking about it all weekend and we definitely think we deserve a Dirty Celeb out here.  Nessa is perfect and I saw you had some good interest in her.  Friends and I were discussing it and we think the name Hawaiian Punch is very fitting for our first DC.  Nik, what are your thoughts about this.

I can’t tell which one she is now? All their faces look the same.- nik

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