Hawaii | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Can Nessa Be Your First Hawaiian Dirty Celeb

April 8, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Vanessa Foster & lives on Oahu. I think she is pretty for a girl with the scent. What do you think of her?  Everyone on the island is agreeing she is one of the hottest–Also, why are there no Hawaii Dirty Celebs?

Tell me more, I like her shape… hate her sleeve.- nik

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Things Are Not Looking Good In Tokyo

April 4, 2011 Hawaii, The Dirty, Tokyo 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check this out, the nuclear plant in Tokyo is cracked to the point where it is dumping radioactive water into the ocean which is measuring 10,000 times the legal limit.  And no one seems to really be caring to much about it, they are saying it will takes months to stop leak and repair the power plant and years before everything is cleaned up?  Like seriously, is no one else concerned about all the nuclear waste going into the ocean?


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Transfering To The University Of Hawaii Was The Dumbest Decision I Have Ever Made

March 29, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to hear your opinion. I am a recent transfer to U of Hawaii and i just need conformation that UH has the ugliest female population this side of the Rio grande.  Coming from the California girls to this crap has just been a let down.  My roommate claims that the chicks here are so hot here’s pics he took from floatopia Hawaii. You tell me hot or not.

Dude, you are an idiot if you transferred to that school. Everyone knows that all the chicks in Hawaii are Lesbians. UH is Lesbo nation so be nice to your hand.- nik

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Suck In Job

March 22, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 12

Is that a 2nd set of boobs, or just a scrappy suck-in job?

Is that a 2nd set of boobs, or just a scrappy suck-in job?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, How can I make sure that my tummy doesn’t look like the girl in the black bikini? This was at wet n’ wild on the island of oahu. usually the overweight people come here to hide from the beach.. I mean, whats the point of living in hawaii if you have a stomach like that.

It looks like she has 3 pairs of saggers.- nik

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Your Little Butterfly

February 28, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 6

your little butterfly

your little butterfly

your little butterfly

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember your “little butterfly”, well here’s Kia Akins, shes a model.  I think she’s totally hot. I don’t know if I should try and get with her. I attached a picture of her mom (pink hair, tatts). Idk if its true or not, whether a girl looks like her mom when she grows up.. Advice?  Im just kinda afraid because her face is chubby, should she already be following in her mom and gma’s footsteps?

She does nothing for me- nik


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Dirty Little Boy

February 10, 2011 Cougars, Denver, Hawaii 5

Dirty little boy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This guy Shaun H*llis, is pathetic. He can’t be qualified as player even tho he plays girls. Me and Shaun had a thing awhile ago, we have had things on and off. The last time it was “on” again he just completely cut off communication with no explanation what so ever. RED FLAG this guy is a d*ck. I later found out that the reason he cut off the communnication was because of some dumb fucking blonde. This guys preaches about never wanting to be in a relationship but he dates (SCREWS) hundreds of girls, leads them on and then just drops them. Uses the oldest lines in the book like “this just feels right…its different with you..BAHAHAHAHA”. Well his new 21 year old bimbo has no idea what is coming. She is going to wind up with nothing but an STD and feeling like yesterdays trash..because that is what he does. He makes you feel all good, I BET he even drops the L bomb “which he never does” (MY ASS). I just hope that this stupid new victim of his gets out before he just STOPS talking to her. I doubt it tho, she seems like a fucking idiot and he only knows her because of the girl he used to fuck at his old job. So CleARLY THIS BIMBO HAS NO CLASS WHAT SO EVER. I’m going to laugh when she winds up with an STD and he pulls the “i never cheated on you card” he did that with me….and he’ll do it to her too. Your only 21 hunny but OPEN YOUR EYES! HE IS USING YOU! He’ll be onto his next fuck the week he “cuts u off”…you were right after me.

He just looks dirty, your an idiot for not knowing that.- nik

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Christina The Bena

February 8, 2011 Hawaii, Krusty 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Girl lifes of other people, steals, cheats, and seems to be a cold hearted bi*tch. stay away very very very DIRTY!!!!!! plus shes attached to a mexican guiddo she will never leave. (he gels his hair sky high in Hawaii, who the f*ck does that “douche bag”!!!

It looks like someone attached a rubber ball to the end of her nose.- nik

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The Homeless Hawaiian Update

January 27, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the girl that was submitted as “The Homeless Hawaiian Chick” Diana- those were definitely her old pics. This is what she looks like these days… SIDE NOTE: (Hope I can do this) Come on Oahu, we are trying to be DA strong, stop doing inaccurate stuff! We gotta call those girls out like the DA in Scottsdale and LA! And NO. No one “would” except for ice heads.

She looks a little bit more homeless, but it looks like she eats well.- nik

Also See: Homeless Hawaiian Princess

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