Suck In Job

March 22, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 12 7,961 Views

Is that a 2nd set of boobs, or just a scrappy suck-in job?

Is that a 2nd set of boobs, or just a scrappy suck-in job?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, How can I make sure that my tummy doesn’t look like the girl in the black bikini? This was at wet n’ wild on the island of oahu. usually the overweight people come here to hide from the beach.. I mean, whats the point of living in hawaii if you have a stomach like that.

It looks like she has 3 pairs of saggers.- nik

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Your Little Butterfly

February 28, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 6 6,274 Views

your little butterfly

your little butterfly

your little butterfly

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember your “little butterfly”, well here’s Kia Akins, shes a model.  I think she’s totally hot. I don’t know if I should try and get with her. I attached a picture of her mom (pink hair, tatts). Idk if its true or not, whether a girl looks like her mom when she grows up.. Advice?  Im just kinda afraid because her face is chubby, should she already be following in her mom and gma’s footsteps?

She does nothing for me- nik


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Dirty Little Boy

February 10, 2011 Cougars, Denver, Hawaii 5 9,847 Views

Dirty little boy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This guy Shaun H*llis, is pathetic. He can’t be qualified as player even tho he plays girls. Me and Shaun had a thing awhile ago, we have had things on and off. The last time it was “on” again he just completely cut off communication with no explanation what so ever. RED FLAG this guy is a d*ck. I later found out that the reason he cut off the communnication was because of some dumb fucking blonde. This guys preaches about never wanting to be in a relationship but he dates (SCREWS) hundreds of girls, leads them on and then just drops them. Uses the oldest lines in the book like “this just feels right…its different with you..BAHAHAHAHA”. Well his new 21 year old bimbo has no idea what is coming. She is going to wind up with nothing but an STD and feeling like yesterdays trash..because that is what he does. He makes you feel all good, I BET he even drops the L bomb “which he never does” (MY ASS). I just hope that this stupid new victim of his gets out before he just STOPS talking to her. I doubt it tho, she seems like a fucking idiot and he only knows her because of the girl he used to fuck at his old job. So CleARLY THIS BIMBO HAS NO CLASS WHAT SO EVER. I’m going to laugh when she winds up with an STD and he pulls the “i never cheated on you card” he did that with me….and he’ll do it to her too. Your only 21 hunny but OPEN YOUR EYES! HE IS USING YOU! He’ll be onto his next fuck the week he “cuts u off”…you were right after me.

He just looks dirty, your an idiot for not knowing that.- nik

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Christina The Bena

February 8, 2011 Hawaii, Krusty 1 7,145 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Girl lifes of other people, steals, cheats, and seems to be a cold hearted bi*tch. stay away very very very DIRTY!!!!!! plus shes attached to a mexican guiddo she will never leave. (he gels his hair sky high in Hawaii, who the f*ck does that “douche bag”!!!

It looks like someone attached a rubber ball to the end of her nose.- nik

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The Homeless Hawaiian Update

January 27, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 11 6,386 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the girl that was submitted as “The Homeless Hawaiian Chick” Diana- those were definitely her old pics. This is what she looks like these days… SIDE NOTE: (Hope I can do this) Come on Oahu, we are trying to be DA strong, stop doing inaccurate stuff! We gotta call those girls out like the DA in Scottsdale and LA! And NO. No one “would” except for ice heads.

She looks a little bit more homeless, but it looks like she eats well.- nik

Also See: Homeless Hawaiian Princess

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Homeless Hawaiian Princess

January 22, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 27 7,522 Views

Homeless Hawaiian Princess

Homeless Hawaiian Princess

Homeless Hawaiian Princess

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Diana Ringgold may be homeless, but she always has time to update her facebook. Question is, would you with the homeless chick from Oahu, Hawaii?

Answer: Why in the hell would I bang a homeless person… they don’t shave, shower or eat. Also, she must be one with the earth and chooses to be homeless because any old fart would pay her to paddle their boat.

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Scum Of Scum

January 17, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 0 8,640 Views

scum of scum

scum of scum

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, met this scum bag Trevor herrera on a cruise and hit it off.. had a fling and decided to see each other. talked to him everyday for 2 months and a week before my trip to visit him he says he has a gf!!! f*cker needs to go down for cheating on his gf i hope this finds her and im sorry your boyfriend is a piece of Sh*t.

That is what happens when you go on a forgy cruise line adventure.- nik

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Does Kia Have What It Takes To Be A Model

December 29, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 27 9,541 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kia Atkins.  She is from Honolulu and one of my good friends.  I told her about your website and she loves it, and she really wanted to know what you think of her.  I told her its probably a bad idea since you will most likely break her heart and any dreams of becoming a model like she wants.  But she keeps on insisting so her it goes, nik what you think of Kia?  And when are you coming to Hawaii?

Is she Hindu? What the hell is on her forehead? Kia stick to reading books, you have no shot at being a model my little butterfly.- nik

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