THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kia Atkins. She is from Honolulu and one of my good friends. I told her about your website and she loves it, and she really wanted to know what you think of her. I told her its probably a bad idea since you will most likely break her heart and any dreams of becoming a model like she wants. But she keeps on insisting so her it goes, nik what you think of Kia? And when are you coming to Hawaii?
Is she Hindu? What the hell is on her forehead? Kia stick to reading books, you have no shot at being a model my little butterfly.- nik