Hawaii | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Homeless Hawaiian Princess

January 22, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 28

Homeless Hawaiian Princess

Homeless Hawaiian Princess

Homeless Hawaiian Princess

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Diana Ringgold may be homeless, but she always has time to update her facebook. Question is, would you with the homeless chick from Oahu, Hawaii?

Answer: Why in the hell would I bang a homeless person… they don’t shave, shower or eat. Also, she must be one with the earth and chooses to be homeless because any old fart would pay her to paddle their boat.

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Scum Of Scum

January 17, 2011 Hawaii, Honolulu 0

scum of scum

scum of scum

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, met this scum bag Trevor herrera on a cruise and hit it off.. had a fling and decided to see each other. talked to him everyday for 2 months and a week before my trip to visit him he says he has a gf!!! f*cker needs to go down for cheating on his gf i hope this finds her and im sorry your boyfriend is a piece of Sh*t.

That is what happens when you go on a forgy cruise line adventure.- nik

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Does Kia Have What It Takes To Be A Model

December 29, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kia Atkins.  She is from Honolulu and one of my good friends.  I told her about your website and she loves it, and she really wanted to know what you think of her.  I told her its probably a bad idea since you will most likely break her heart and any dreams of becoming a model like she wants.  But she keeps on insisting so her it goes, nik what you think of Kia?  And when are you coming to Hawaii?

Is she Hindu? What the hell is on her forehead? Kia stick to reading books, you have no shot at being a model my little butterfly.- nik

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I Hate When Ugly Girls Think They Are So Hot

September 2, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this is Chelsea R. from Honolulu. I saw her a few times before on theDirty.com. So this Girl dresses like a sl*t to impress man and make Girls jealous. She is completely nasty and I can’t believe she thinks she is hot and that guys actually want her. Many say she is a dude but who really knows, all I know she is beat and nasty and needs to put some clothes on when she goes out?

Listen, everyone knows the hidden Tranny capitals in the United States are Honolulu and Las Vegas… why do you think they make so much money from Asian tourists? They are into chicks with d*cks.- nik

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Swedish Beauty With An Education

August 17, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is absolutely perfect! She is from Sweden and goes to school in Hawaii. Please tell me Nik, dont you agree, I mean there is nothing wrong with her and its obviously true what everyone says about swedish women.  They are perfect.

She looks like a WNBA point guard… everything on her body looks long.  Her arm length really freaks me out.- nik

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My Neighbor Britt

May 7, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu 10

who needs +2's when your Naturally beautiful?

who needs +2's when your Naturally beautiful?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my neighbor Britt, I’ve been trying to get with her months, btt it ain’t happening for her. I guess im not naturally hot as she is. She never wears makeup at all, I see her at the beach & I almost jizz in my pants. +2′s would definitely bring her up a few points, but i think she’s fine as she is.  Nik, I wanted to ask you if you had any ideas how I can close this deal?  I mean she lives right next door that be the ultimate neighbor.  So Nik if you can, please help me out.  Thanks man. DA for Life.

Offer her drugs or walk around the house pretending to be on important business calls, seems like she would fall for some lame 30k maneuvers like that.- nik

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Blonde For You From Honolulu

May 6, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu 1

Here's a blonde for you from Honolulu!!!

Here's a blonde for you from Honolulu!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have had a crush on this girl since highschool she is sweet and funny! The one on the right. I think you would like this one! What do you think??

Not into little gremlins with nappy hair.- nik

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Nik’s Hideout, At The Edge Of The World

April 19, 2010 Hawaii, The Dirty 45

Nik's Hideout- At The Edge of The World

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Buddy. The best vacation destination to open your first bar at is on Kauai. It is the tropical jewel of Hawaii, and off the beaten path. Hanalei Bay is not only amazing- it’s also overdue for a real bar. The liquor flows freely, the Kauaian Krypp is dank as hell, and the women don’t need +2′s to get on. What the place does need though is a real bar- not fake bars like Bar Acuda (groan), nor places like Tahiti Nui where the owner “Mr. Miyagi” is a belligerant saki-swilling *sshole. This is the lushest, most remote Island in the entire Isles (see pic) and you can see why geniuses like The Spielberger filmed Jurassic Park here.  When you open up I’d like to get a job as your Security Manager. I received a nod as Real Scissor Gang Mafia a couple years ago after a tournament at Scottsdale Gun Club (copy of your pic also included). Consider me qualified. Plus it’s getting to be that time for me to leave public safety and anonymously blend in somewhere far out of the way… Stay strong, my friend.

That location is definitely worth exploring… I really need a clothing optional place.  Also, you are hired.- nik

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