Hawaii | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Sucks When +2′s Only Make You A 2

April 9, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 43

No Doodoo boyzzz????!

No Doodoo boyzzz????!

No Doodoo boyzzz????!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  this is popular myspace wh*re Chelsea! Shes from hawaii and thinks she is the sh*t! she has the nastiest dsl’s and ears I ever seen! She photoshops club flyers and puts her pic on it to make it look like she promotes them.  Most of her photos are blurry and obvious she used photoshop.  I don’t understand how she looks in the mirror or at her pictures and think she is hot.  Sucks when your +2′s make you only a 2.

Are you sure she wasn’t a dude before because shims in Honolulu are shady.- nik

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Could She Be The One

March 9, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu, Jersey 3

The One

The One

The One

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is my ex alyssa, she recently just moved back to rhode island from hawaii to “save money”. She knows how to party hard, & is usually classy, also sucks a mean dick. A few months ago she crashed up her E- Class, and shouldve died, but shes an angel. is this the brunette youve been looking for nik? would you?! i wish i still could. .

Answer: no. I thought girls who lived on the beach are supposed to have good bodies, she has one of the worst beach bodies I have seen.  And she is never gunna take you back after you put her on the dirty.

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February 3, 2010 Hawaii, Honolulu 14

Kandace Wolshin uber groupie , AKA BICYCLE

Kandace Wolshin uber groupie , AKA BICYCLE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Kandace W**, 19 years old from Hawaii, and currently lives in Newport as well where she goes to “school”. This girl is the biggest slut, and groupie to hit Hawaii. She hangs around the North Shore looking for to hang out professional surfers because she is a groupie, she has been around the block. She is out almost every other day, getting sh*tface drunk, and being nice to anyone who is “anyone” . Oh yeah she also claims shes a “model”, who posts pictures of herself in thongs on her facebook and myspace. What kind of model is that? but hasn’t ever done any real work.

Nik what do you think of this trog?

She needs to get a chin implant and lose about 15 lbs if she wants to stay a groupie.- nik

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Caption of the Day

September 24, 2009 Caption of the Day, Hawaii, Honolulu, The Dirty 244

model material

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Baywatch? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



Last Caption Winner: Reefer

If i’da known she was a squirter I’da never gone down on her while on the rag.

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Girls Needs Help

September 16, 2009 Hawaii, Honolulu, New England 4


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is from “connectiC*NT” but resides in waikiki, HI for “school”. She thinks she is so hot and can get any guy she wants. The sad thing is, she usually ends up going home with a new guy every night. She spreads stories about her sexual adventures with foreigner tourists, and they involve scrapes, scratches, ice cubes, and being bent over balconies. She drinks at bars every single night, and normally is on crutches. On top of that, she NEVER wears underwear with her dresses. She’s gotten so plastered that she’s passed out on random streets downtown Honolulu with legs spread vagina hanging out. Nik, please put this girl on blast, and tell me you wouldn’t hit it.

Her body was definitely not ready for a two piece in Hawaii.- nik

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My Antonio Equals More Strippers

August 25, 2009 Hawaii, Hollywood, Maui, New England, The Dirty 20


THE DIRTY ARMY: So sorry to expose, but the truth will set you free. All this info does is completley justify that being a “reality star” is still a “star”. I danced in a club in milford, CT for a couple months and a fellow dancer was “jessica” from the VH1 show MY ANTONIO. I can’t remember he stage name but i remember she drove from boston, MA to dance in CT which explains the accent. Srry “jessica” u were always nice to me, atleast to my face (forget the time you tried to proposition the guy who drove me to work one day cuz you thought he was the ‘new girls’s boyfriend) . P.S. Nik, I was a stripper, saw the down and dirty of it all. I luv how glorified it is. strippers=prostitutes/and/or single moms. Come on girls give it up. We all start dancing, don’t know how to switch from the act to real life and in the mean time get a drug problem. Need a clear mind to see the truth (I know big boobs make boners and those can be distracting) well…Holla.

So what you are telling me is that the casting for this show was done at a Strip Club.  Jessica are you prego or just fat?- nik

Also See: Breaking Dirty News: VH1′s My Antonio’s Sarah Haeussler Nudes …

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Canary In Hawaii

August 4, 2009 Canary, Hawaii, Maui, Newport, The Dirty 25

Canary in Hawaii

Canary in Hawaii

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik looks like Canary took some time off from Newport and Vegas and is Relaxing in Hawaii, Nik should the locals beware of her?

Good, she needs the vacation to find herself.  She has been eating some bad bird seed lately according to her mood swings.- nik

Also See:  Canary’s Life Story

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Scumbag From Hawaii

July 20, 2009 Hawaii, Maui 12

scumbag from hawaii

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, unfortunately, one of my friends use to date this guy awhile back ago. she finally dumped him, thank god. anyway now he wont quit stalking her , he needs to get a life and stay out of hers. he is nothing but a greasy scrub with terrible hair , who likes to mooch off any girl he can because his lame ass is too lazy to work and be responsible. Nik please put this douche bag on blast!! thanks.

Why are Hawaiians always so fat? I thought pineapple was low in calories.- nik

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