THE DIRTY ARMY: Should have divorced the son of a bitch 20 years ago when he cheated the first time. I forgave him, but he just got better at hiding his cheating ways. I put up with this bastard for 30 years. His parents called him a waste of good sperm! He hooked up with this gap toothed bitch. His penis probably fits perfectly between her teeth! She says she’s a “regular churchgoer”. What a joke. I hope they both cheat on each other. He’s a cheap son of a bitch that will burn in hell.