Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Psycologically Disturbed, Ryan Macnab

May 20, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 0 8,335 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, This c*ke head is Ryan Macnab. He’s the biggest pathological liar(he admits it), psychopath, and wannabe “hood” garbage ever. This kid was raised in the suburbs and works for his daddy in construction. He claims his dad is in the Italian mob/mafia ( or whatever) and tries to threaten people with that, he claims he was a big time drug dealer, that he has connections with drug dealers and can get anyone a job selling drugs and that he has tons of money to blow, and yet he’s always broke sitting at home smoking weed and snorting c*ke that was fronted to his broke ass. All while living in a shitty apartment complex where there’s drug raids everyday. He still wears South Pole clothing; who wears South Pole anymore? He’s abusive to women and admitted to intimidate women purposely by being violent and swearing at them. (as of 05/17/2013, he’s being pressed charges for domestic battery) He tried to fck a 17 year old girl who had no interest in him whatsoever and the girl was disgusted by him. He constantly wants to start drama by making up false statements to get one party mad at the other for his benefit. He fcks ANYTHING that walks. His favorite spot to fck include hotels, motels, or his moms house in Des Plaines. Ryan thinks he’s gods greatest gift to the world. Which I find hilarious because he is 5’3″ and last I checked, a guy that height is never appealing unless your shorter then him Or if you’re Into short guys (if you’re about that life.) Ryan is still obsessed with his ex girlfriend and talks shit about guys she talks to behind their back but won’t say anything when confronted. He talks shit about his ex by calling her a fat skank, a whore and then cries to her and begs her to get back with him. What he needs is his ass to get jumped and put into a jail cell with ‘bubba’. haha. Ladies, Stay away from this guy. I’m also pretty sure he has a DRD considering he told one of the girls he fcked in a motel 6 he had bumps showing up on the tip of his penis. eww fucking gross, get that shit checked dumb fck.



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Poser Hippie

April 22, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 73 7,855 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is “Anastassia Happynomad” or Stass as most people know her. Originally from Worth but now hoping state from state in her stupid hippie mobile or even better hitch hiking! This girls a joke, she’s a x stripper/heroin user but suddenly is a free loving tree humper.She trys to come across as sincere and nice but really she’s a crazy psychopathic bitch. She starts shit with everyone and accuses every girl of screwing her man but truth is he just cheats on her constantly.This chick needs to get her head out of her ass.She thinks she’s sooo fricking awesome that she attempts to have a blog,website,web cam show and wants a assistant….NO ONE CARES! your just a lazy dirty hippie that doesn’t want to work in the real world and no one gives two shits that you ride around all day in a van please shutup and take a bath.Also this chick has drd so steer clear!



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New Boobs

April 9, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 6 5,651 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Krisitna C… Dumb slut from the suburbs. Lives in her grandmas basement and sucks dick for money. I saw these pictures on Facebook and I was wondering if she finally got her boobs done after sucking dick since she was 17?

Most definitely, I see some irregular shapes.- nik



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Frathouse Warning

March 29, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 5 9,251 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Bri Ryan. She goes to Northern Illinois University and has done more damage to this town than section 8 housing. I should mention right away that she has drd and sleeps with as many guys as she can. She never tells them about the herpes until after they have sex and it’s too late. She blames an ex boyfriend for the lovely drd, which is a lie. Because she fucked so many guys she doesn’t know who gave it to her-true story. She will steal any guy from any girl with no remorse and is a selfish bitch. BEWARE of the drd! She is currently cheating on her boyfriend because she has no self control.



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Granite City Slimeball

March 22, 2013 Illinois, St. Louis 57 8,663 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Introducing Charles Knapp Granite City Illinois #1 Lowlife!!! Watch out for this guy Ladies and Gentelman!!! Not only is he a deadbeat dad who uses his own son as girlbate the one day a week he sees him, he also uses his brief time in the marines to pretend to be a war hero but leaves out the fact he was discharged for being SWEET!!! His game is so easy to see unless your one of his MANY facebook victims who don’t really know him. He will tell anybody whatever it takes to get him/her in bed. He promises the world but only delivers a bad case of drd. Stay away from this guy unless you want to grow a fingernail on your private parts .



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Frank Buckley

March 18, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 19 5,542 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Tinley Park scumbag is Frank Buckley. Frank’s hobbies include compulsive lying, selling fake Bears tickets, scamming anyone he meets with fake investment opportunities, and writing bad checks. He also has a nasty drug habit and will do anything to feed his addiction. This lowlife junkie likes to brag that he created revolutionary software and that he’s a self made millionare but his lifestyle would point to the contrary. He lives (and hides out) in his mom’s basement, and snorts shit up his nose all day. Frank never leaves his lair in fear that he will either get jumped or arrested. Nik, this sociopath will even steal money from his closest friends and family! Frank claims to have a job at a reputable software firm but turns out, they never heard of him. Frank Buckley needs to be in jail but until then, please give this guy some Dirty justice!!

There’s something fishy about his jawline, the blurriness makes me think he photoshopped.- nik



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