THE DIRTY ARMY: Sloots population seems to be increasing. What do you think Nik?
That’s a fact, I blame TV.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: So, this girl used to think she was h the punkest thing alive, when really, she was just a little scene queen. Fast forward a few years and a few pair of apple bottom jeans later, she now think shes niki manage. Whats to blame for this? Well, I’d say a boy named Ryan Parlich. See, Samantha had this obsession with him a few years ago, and to this day, still claims him as hers. She used to lie, saying that Ryan said he loved her, and wanted her, and asked her out. I found out, all of that was a lie. See Ryan Parlich was a a bit of a punk back then, and still is now, but he did start listening to some rap, Samantha caught wind of that, and thought if she listened to it, he may like her. WRONG. Now im not sure why she still thinks shes ghetto but, oh well. Now this girl has openly hooked up with probably more then 20 guys. Everytime shes at a party she goes into a different room, or bathroom and f*cks. One time when she was hooking up with a guy he said “I heard your a prude, or a bust down, which is it?” And she said “prude? haha I dont know about that but I am a bustdown” HAHAHAHA SHE OPENLY ADMITED SHES A DAMN BUSTDOWN. We all knew this was coming as soon as she got a damn tan.
It really makes you wonder just how desperate some people are.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me just tell you about this hood b*tch. Shes definitely the type of girl that thinks shes all that, umm does this b*tch own a mirror? Does she know she has a horse face? She spreads her legs to any guy that gives her the time of day, she is probably the fakest girl I have ever met. OHHH and when I say shes a skank, I mean it in all terms of the word. Hide ur kids, hide ur boyfriends and hide ur husbands because this sloot is out for them all! For real, shes disgusting.
If your gunna make the same face in every picture you should make an attempt to cover up those chompers.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Michelle Lopez. She is the sloot of Des Plaines. She wanted to lose her virginity to a virgin when she was 16 , but James (the Asian dude in the photo standing next to Michelle who is in the red dress) lied to Michelle & told her he was a virgin too. Turns out James had already had sex with Michelle’s best friend, Marcie. Ever since this moment, Michelle can’t seem to have a stable relationship. She slept with half the football team at Maine West High School to gain status. She has no self esteem and was even one of the girls to go back to a hotel room with Mike “The Situation” after one of his Chi-town club appearances. She brags about that sexual encounter as if she just won an Oscar award. Hey Michelle, can’t wait til your AIDS test comes back positive, maybe then you’ll learn to close your legs.
That’s pretty much how it always goes.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This dirty nasty flat chested acne prone slut goes by the name of Devon Remington aka “Remy Ma”. Where to start… This b*tch has been going by the name of slut since the 5th grade, I didn’t even know you could acquire such a reputation so young but she has lived up to it for sure. She dates and f*cks low life scum pieces of sh*t.She thinks she’s a model but who are they kidding more money is spent airbrushing over her acne rabbit face than the actual shoot. She f*cked her way through the army starting with her recruiter and ending with her company commander. This b*tch has earned her rank on her back. She thinks she’s so hot and bad a**, but she’s an anorexic b*tch that talks sh*t. She’s screwed over any true friends she ever had by f*cking their boyfriends and let’s face it….we all know her bra is promoting TWO false advertisements. So this skank a** hoe can touch her toes and take it up the a**
Her face is rough, facial tats may not be a bad idea.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ryan and his girlfriend Amanda. They’ve been dating for a while now. Funny thing is Ryan cheats on her all the time while she’s away at school. I know this because I was one of those girls. He goes around trying to get with all these girls and then tries to put all the blame on them when someone else finds out.
Looks like the jig is up Ryan.- nik