Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Grimey Promoter

January 14, 2011 Illinois, St. Louis 54 7,597 Views

Mundy tries to pay his promoters to fuck him

Mundy tries to pay his promoters to fuck him

Mundy tries to pay his promoters to fuck him

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mundy was put on the dirty about a year ago for being a shady and weird promoter. But now it is worst. Not only is he miserably failing at promoting the club he has now… the club he is in “charge” of promoting gets 30-50 people a night total!! He is also trying to PAY his promoters to HAVE SEX WITH HIM!! What he does Nik is he hires on these girl promoters. And then he cuts them a deal. He says “ok, every Friday you promote with me I’ll give you $75-125 flat fee, but you have to have sex with me after the club.” I don’t think you understand this fully Nik he does this with ALL HIS GIRL PROMOTERS!! Which is why they are always quitting and he is always trying to hire new ones on. Please put this low life CREEPY skum on blast so girls know to watch out for him.

This my be this guys only way of getting any girls.- nik



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Somolian Rapper

January 13, 2011 Chicago, Illinois 20 5,084 Views

Joe Lugo

Joe Lugo

Joe Lugo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Joe Lugo has disgraced the town of Mount Greenwood. Joe, a person with African/Samalian decent, is a scummy,wanna be nog. He has recently got into the Hip-hop Business and thinks he’s going far. He has put some tracks together and just dropped his first album”Lugz City”.He thinks he is a rapper and tries to free style all the time to look cool.  i think we all get the picture with this chode. PS:he cheats on every single girl he’s with, proclaims himself as the P*ssy Monster.

I hope his tracks are harder than he looks.- nik



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Pair O Cows

January 12, 2011 Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, Illinois 29 9,112 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik This Is Allysa && Krissy. They Are From Schiller Park. They Act Like They Are Best Friends For Some Reason, But, Krissy Is Married And Sleeping With Allysa’s BoyFriend Chris. So I Just Want To Put These Skeezers On Blast B/C They Broke Me And My BoyFriend Up. The Best Part Is Krissy’s Two Year Old Is Probably Chris’s. SOoooOOo I Hope They Think Twice Before Trying Two Squeeze Two Fat Girls Into One Picture Again.

It musta taken you forever to capitalize the start of every word, and they look pretty trashy I’m sure they know about sleeping with each others men.- nik



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Paul Mitchell Sloot

January 10, 2011 Chicago, Illinois 9 5,779 Views

Paul Mitchell Chicago Slut- Gets Loose

Paul Mitchell Chicago Slut- Gets Loose

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Hanna Gim. Ugly huh? poor girl. She’s an aspiring hair stylist, that sucks at hair. and might as well go back home to Guam or where ever that is she came from. This nasty ass little asian drinks half a beer and acts like she’s the most drunk person in the room! and in that time frame she likes to fck anyone who comes along, whenever or where ever! Sofa’s, to Elevators she’s done it all. With people watching her, no big deal! 3 guys in one night is nothing for Miss Gim! If you want a few drds you know where to go! This Slooot right Heree.

Your hair looks like its about to fall out, how are you a hairstylist?- nik



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Backstabbing Sloot

January 10, 2011 Chicago, Illinois 14 8,117 Views

Backstabbing Sloot!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Julieann Slattery from  Oak Lawn, ll! Shes a sad pathetic creature that backstabs all of her “friends”! She constantly lies about anything and evrything trying to get sympathy from people! Her “BFF” is the biggest wh*re ever and she claims to love her more then anythign yet she posted the girl on this very site!!! aint it funny how she had good friends who did care bout her but she chose that girl over them and then lies to her friends face bout it all the time! this girl just loves to hurt people! and also she needs to stop her lil pure christian girl act! BTW she needs to fess up to what she did to Katie instead of letting other people take the blame! what do u think bout this so called good lil church girl.

Looks like she’s not praying hard enough.- nik



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Cheating Friends

January 10, 2011 Chicago, Illinois 41 5,256 Views

Melissa cheater bender

Melissa cheater bender

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet melissa bender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this girl is well known for being a cheating whore. She talks shit about everyone behind their backs even when they were supposively her friends, she hangs around in towns where she doesnt belong go back to evergreen where your poor as belongs im really getting suck of seeing u hangin around my area people always pretend to like her but inthe end they mortally laugh in her face, allison rickert and melissa bender belong on the dirty as a team not seperate websites.

You can tell that the blonde in the purple is the no fun friend. Look at her face.- nik



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