Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Slorebag Mom

February 19, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 21 9,888 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this trashy sluts name is Katie. She got pregnant 2 years ago and didn’t even know who the father of her son was. She drank and smoked DAILY for five months, while pregnant. She throws parties at her house and gets drunk while her mom takes care of her child. She also gets her mom involved in her drama by making her fight her stupid baby daddy drama. Instead of staying in and watching her child like a good mother would do, she goes out every night and gets wasted. But wait, it gets even better. She sleeps around with every guy in her group of friends. As if that is not enough attention, she stirs up drama with her baby daddy at every chance she has. This girl is pathetic. No one would be surprised if she got pregnant again AND didn’t know who the father was.

Why have a kid if you don’t intend on raising it.- nik



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The Next Octo-Mom

February 18, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 15 6,270 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick is beyond nasty. She goes by Melissa Meliissa on Facebook and she already has two kids by two different dudes and she already working on the third with another dude who is a known drug dealer. All she does is get fcked up and smoke weed all day and collect off the state. Great role model. Oh and she had numerous abortions before she actually had a kid. How the f*** is this girl still able to conceive??! There should be a law that demands girl like her to be on mandatory birth control or get her sh*t tide! Please put this nasty sh*nk on blast so she can’t trick another guy into being her next baby daddy!!!!

Mo babies mo money.- nik



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Be Warned About This Guy

February 5, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 3 6,641 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik his name is Nicu Pop. He thinks he is clever but he is not. He stalks women and is a criminal and has done illegal things. He can’t get any because he is fat and creepy and tries touching women sexually and taking advantage of them. He will send you emails stalking you,follow you around,and makes jokes about drugging women’s drinks which may or may not be true. He is friends with someone i had dated. They may have been bisexual and into drugs. He tries coercing women into threesomes and is abusive. He’s had the cops called on him before and is dangerous. This guy can usually be seen at the clubs in Chicago that are easier to get into such as Soundbar and NV Penthouse. He preys on women. He will try manipulating your mind,too and play head games with you to try to make you question yourself.

I wonder how many cars at that show he claimed as his.- nik



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Homeless Bum Ass Cameroonian

January 17, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 75 9,017 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik. I am going to introduce you to my boyfriend Mr. Atud Atud Degaulle. He is a immigrant from Cameroon. He is a 29 year old homeless worthless bum ass nigga who exploits young college girls like me using them for there money & then starting to live in their dorm rooms. He lives at the Pacific Garden Mission on 14****7. He preys on young college girls, especially in my dorm at UIC. I met him in the residence lobby of my building & he was pretending that he wanted to apply to the school. One thing led to another. Now I have known him for two months. I am pregnant w/ his child & this motherfucker is denying the child is his. I don’t know what to do. I did everything for this man, gave him my mind, body, & soul upon his request, not to mention raising him like my own child, feeding him, clothing him, buying him alcohol, starting to drink because of him, having sex w/ him multiple times a day, etc. etc. etc. His sister Kerean is nice enough to offer me to have the kid, bring it to her in the UK & she said she will raise it as her own… How do I get back at this motherfcker? I AM WARNING ALL WOMEN IN THE CHICAGO AREA, ESPECIALLY 60607, IF YOU SEE THIS PATHETIC MAN, JUST RUN! OR YOU CAN DO ME A FAVOR & BRING ME TO HIM SO I CAN BE LIKE LORENA BOBBIT & CUT HIS TINY CAMEROONIAN DICK OFF HIS BODY! JUST WATCH OUT LADIES, HE IS ONLY AFTER YOUR MONEY, HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU, HE JUST WANTS THAT PUSSY & CASH, JUST KICK HIM IN HIS DISGUSTING LITTLE BALLS & WALK AWAY! TRUE THAT!

Why would you date a homeless person? a normal person would judr hand him some change.  No offense.- nik



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We Got A Jiffy

January 15, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 8 6,989 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Theres this girl sara tichy who a while back was the groupie slut for chuck english from the cool kids. It was basically like he calls her to fck and she’s there in a jiffy.

Where are her pants?- nik



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What Do You Think About Fellow Blogger Chloe Morello

December 26, 2012 Chicago, Illinois, The Dirty, Would You? 195 26,241 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chloe Morello, a 21 year old blogger/youtuber. I’ve been following her on both for quite some time now and I just think she’s so so BEAUTIFUL!!! She has a perfect toned body, decent sized natural boobs, a pretty face and that BUTT!! Oh I’m very curious whether or not you would if you weren’t married… Would you?

Answer: No, her hair looks dead and her forehead is growing like a virus.



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