THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Meghan Longwell (Meghan DoitWitnohands Longwell on fb). She thinks she’s so ghetto fabulous but in reality she comes from a small town with a dad that’s a lawyer and a mom that’s a nurse, but she acts and talks like she’s from the hood. She claims that she’s “thick” but in all actuality it’s just fat. She edits all of her pictures on fb to make her look skinny and thinks that she has “haters” when people are actually just laughing at how big of a mess she is. She likes to wear tank tops as dresses with no underwear (no one wants to see that shit). She will only sleep with black guys and frequents the ghetto of Decatur. Someone please tell her thats not cute. In the pictures you can see what she posts on fb versus what she looks like when shes a mess at the bar.
Dear lord…invest in more fabric.- nik