Micheal Schemmel

August 22, 2013 Chicago, Dirty Predator, Illinois 17 8,367 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh nik do I have a story for you! I think People need to be reminded about this punk who uses your site instead of confronting his problems like a real man. Just call him Girlyman it fits! Once there was a bespecled, pimple faced, skinny nerd who wanted to live a real life. So he googled his name and found out he shared it with Michel van Beetz of Elite Models. He decided to become that person. He went to the Salvation Army and picked up a suit. He purchased knock off sun glasses (yes, he wears them at night) and made some free vista print business cards. He lives two lives now. He works at a car dealership in Oak Lawn by day and preys on young naive model wanna bees at night. He has a steady flow of women and over 3,000 likes on his facebook. Well his cocky posts were a bit too extravagant and obnoxious and I found out he is a fraud. Normally I’d feel sorry for him but he is talking trash about the industry and people he doesn’t even know. His fan page [removed]
He’s been posted before! Read more at (click here) He makes comments trying to act like it’s different people but any1 who knows him, knows how his female-dog azz talks.

Looks like a label peeler.- nik



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Aubrey Bee Is Way Too Hot To Be Insecure

August 13, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 61 6,796 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Audrey Bee must have smelled a pile of poop again! That smile is horrible, makes her nose look even bigger than it is.  This girl is so insecure, she’s all fake to look perfect and her boyfriend Bryan Nolan that has 3 other girlfriends still cheats on her. Nik, what do you think?

Nice fake purse, the real ones don’t shine.- nik



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Reuben Pen, scum of Joliet

August 9, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 17 6,411 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Reuben Pena is 41 and pathetic, poor excuse of a man. He runs the streets of Will County like he is 21, cheating on his girlfriend thinking he is a player when he should be home taking care of his kids and woman. Don’t listen to a thing that this POS has to say. EVERYTHING is a lie.

Must be the pleats.- nik



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Veli Rosiles Little Village Steak

July 15, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 0 9,785 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Everyone, so I was browsing yes just browsing shesahomewrecker[] and came across my girls baby daddy with another girl on there. As I scrolled downi finally found out the truth, something my girl carried and suffered alone for two yrs. I’ve seen this skank out numerous times at el patron night clubs looking like trash always wasted. Never would I have imagined she was sleeping with my girls dude while my girl was pregnant with his second child. I’ve had cnversations with her let me tell u there’s not much up there. In our neighborhhod she’s known as a nation hoe. Done many of the 26 brothers. She’s an embarrasement. All she be posting on facebook is her out partying. If she’s such a great mom where r her kids. Sad how people like her become mothers but real women can’t conceive. Nik sh thinks she’s gods gift to men would u do her

I wonder if he meant to tuck his shirt into his fat.- nik



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Marie Torsan

July 15, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 40 5,934 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: How many times is Krystyna Marie Torsan going to wear that top in a month? She’s so disgusting, not only is she fat as fck but she smells and always has nappy/greasy hair. She could be decent looking if she didn’t smile in pictures.

She wants to be able to say she’s a size small, even though her bottoms are XXL.- nik



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So Fake

July 3, 2013 Illinois 0 6,667 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Audrey Bolek and her TWIN sister Courtney Bolek.. Look at how natural looking her sister is and then there’s that thing on the left. WTF is it even possible for a 20 year old to put on that much make up, like do you hate your natural self that much. She’s so fake looking and not in a nice way. She makes herself look 20x uglier than she already is.

They are twins for sure?  I want to know more.- nik



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Dougie Stylz @ Spring Awakening 2013

July 2, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 9 6,101 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dougie Stylz looking for some Doggie Style!!!! LOL!!!!

Easy Elton, roll down that loincloth.- nik



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Miss Pinocchio

June 26, 2013 Chicago, Illinois 9 10,068 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really feel like I need to get the word out about this funny faced c*nt. Miss Pinocchio is the owner of Vixen Chicago (formerly called Graffiti Dancers), an entertainment company that hires out gogo dancers. This rat LITERALLY owes all of her current dancers money BEWARE Miss Pinocchio (dancers or models) because she will use every excuse to dodge you on pay day and is probably taking more than her cut, as well. I forsee a lawsuit, because Miss Pinocchio clearly is guilty of not following critical Labor and Worker Rights. She seriously needs a lesson on running a business and a nose job too.

She looks most comfortable wrapped around a belly…- nik



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