Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Racist Bartender From Chicago Now Has To Work The Burbs

October 1, 2012 Chicago, Illinois 47 11,717 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik remember good ole Jessica Elizabeth Harr?? That orange ugly tranny bartender that got fired from Proof nightclub for using terrible racist slures?? Well she’s re located since no one would hire her. She is now the door cashier at drink nightclub in Schaumburg. This stupid idiot think she is gods gift to the world. Talks trash about everyone when in fact no one likes her and everyone knows she’s a lying skank!!! Hey Jessica, how’s being a reject working out for you? You’ll never go anywhere in life!!!

Neck fat.- nik



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Megan Brooks, You Wanna Know Me

July 19, 2012 Chicago, Illinois 6 8,123 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello all! My name is Megan Brooks. I’m from the suburbs of Chicago, and I am about as crazy as a b*tch can get. I had two babies, by two different guys. My current boyfriend is a total jackass. Which basically means I can get away with cheating on him, every last chance I get. And he is not the daddy to either one of my kids, by the way!  I keep getting tattoos on my out of shape, nasty looking body, because I am soooooo attention starved! And I may look like a man? but I am really a woman. I promise.

What is this?- nik



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Weirdo’s R Us

May 30, 2012 Chicago, Dirty Predator, Illinois 1 7,018 Views

Weirdo's R us

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this beautiful face right here is name patches, and the women you see is Laura Pyter and she needs to be put on blast real fast.. If anyone should happen to run into her, PLEASE run fast!!! She bites her tongue and twitches while complaing of sexual frustration for being a 31 year old virgin, then offers people sex only to later if they don’t run out of their house from all the dirty tampons, cat feces, human feces and garbage on the floor, then she just says all she wanted to do was talk about sex…. There’s not a crisis line with enough hours to take care of this one so just STAY AWAY in the chicago area..

I think she could take on a horse…that’s how much of a virgin she is.- nik



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Big Brown Birthmark Ruined Everything

May 29, 2012 Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, Illinois, The Dirty 10 8,627 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So, Nik I’ve been DA Strong for a long time now I hope you post this, but I feel the same way about birthmarks and moles as you do, for some reason their just disgusting! I don’t know why, but a big brown dot on someones body totally turns me off! So last night I was at a bar and this bartender had a beautiful face (the pic is not her but it resembles her a little, and I know you hate brunettes, but hey I love all women!) and I was trying to put on my game for her, but once I spotted a birthmark/mole the size of Asia under her arm that was hidden beneath her bicep it ruined every attraction that I had to this girl. Just had to tell you man. Moles/birthmarks are disgusting remove that shit immediately, its not a “beauty mark” its like tattoos on women – no bueno. I hope you post this cuz ladies, those marks are not attractive. DA STRONG!!

The image above is not a birthmark, it is a black person.- nik



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Anita Krupa Is One Dirty Soot

April 26, 2012 Chicago, Illinois 36 5,663 Views

Anita Krupa is one dirty hoe!!!

Anita Krupa is one dirty hoe!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the arrogant, dumb as rocks, and hyena laughing Anita Krupa (or Anita Kru on FB). She wants to be an English teacher && BOY do I wish I could stay after class!! At UIC (University of Illinois at Chicago) she sloots in up BIG TIME! She also is queen of making a million stupid FB statuses as well as uploading videos of her being hungover and acting retarded. These are a couple pics of her strutting her doggie-style lovin’ *ss at work as a stripper and being a topless waitress.

She just wants attention, she see’s how much often their in the news lately…- nik



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Crazy SheMan On The Loose

April 18, 2012 Illinois, St. Louis 37 7,529 Views

CRAZY SHE/MALE ON THE LOOSE!

CRAZY SHE/MALE ON THE LOOSE!

CRAZY SHE/MALE ON THE LOOSE!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this hideous b*tch’s name is Haley Scott. She has no friends, no life, and no morals. I would 100% think she is a man but she has had sex with so many guys, I’m sure she’s lost count. She constantly lies to everyone around her about everything! She is a complete PSYCHO! Nothing about her is original. This thing that claims it’s a girl is so pathetic all it does is get f*cked up off of many different drugs and stalk people online. As you can clearly see she is one of the ugliest “females” to walk this planet. She spreads her legs all around St. Louis, Edwardsville, and Belleville. She thinks she’s attractive because guys have sex with her, but they only do because it’s so easy. Obviously it is not because she’s attractive, she has no boobs, no ass, no curves, anorexic body, and no hair. Ew. She cheats, lies, steals, and is fake as hell. She will talk so much ish to people online but will NEVER say anything to your face, she is a total p*ssy! Nobody can stand this sloot and it’s time for her to be called out! I hope she has her next period in a shark tank.

Sleeping with guys is for experience so she knows what to do on the ladies..-nik



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