THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Adam Feather. Loser extraordinaire and all around sad, embarrassing narcissist. This “man” will put his crusty extra appendage in anything with a warm hole who he can drug up enough to not say no. Desperation is an understatement with him… and if you lay out all of the reasons why you think he is a dirty waste of space, he still thinks you are just repressing your “inner desires.” He cheats on his poor girlfriend who can do SO much better than his wayward alcoholic, drug addled ass… but there is no way that she cannot know… sad, sad story. He belongs in a gutter with all of the other rats of Chicago. This sorry excuse of a human being is the biggest joke of 2014, and his inevitable, drug-related death will be the punchline. I don’t think his mommy hugged him enough as a child. Seek help, Señor Feather. Gah’ bless.
A proper fitting hand-me-down would work better for your look richer then you are scheme.- nik