THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been reading your website for about 6 months. I have to say, in all sincerity, The Dirty is true genius. I am a college professor that teaches classes on postmodernism, popular culture, and sociology. I was directed to your website after a group discussion in one of my lectures. I view your website almost as a social experiment. I also think it’s eye-opening that you have exposed an area of our culture/society that is part of what America has become. What really shocks me is the hate-mail you receive. I can’t understand why the very people that your site caters to or embodies, act disgusted by your posts. While these people crave celebrity and infamy, they seem to want to punish you for giving them the negative attention their actions perpetuate. I want to say thank you for proving my long-time theory: people today have zero introspection. They have no accountability, and worst of all, no understanding of what our culture has become by their own actions. Nik, you may be one of the great modern day satirists. Thank you for doing what you do and giving faculty members at MidWestern University something to laugh and debate about. Like I said previously, it’s pure genius. Now for your next project…start lecturing at universities in sociology classes. Believe me, some of us would love to have you. Attendance to our lectures would go through the roof.

I am ready when you are. People do not see the big picture with my vision and I would love to discuss it with the future generation… hopefully save some lives in the process.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s taken me a while to do this. I would like to think that I am a somewhat moral person and though I’ve dreamed of submitting this girl for ages, I’ve finally found the strength to do it. Has she ever done anything to me personally? No. But she lives for this sh*t and submitting her to the Dirty is probably the nicest thing I could do for her and her career. Also, I know this is a bold suggestion but I think it is time we give Indiana its first dirty celeb and I think ol’ Megan here is more than deserving.

Yes, the shape of her face is very deserving of Dirty Celeb status. I heard Playboy loves this girl… they find her “unique”.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m pretty sure you heard already about what happened at the Indiana State fair… this is so sad and unfortunate.. just wanted to say my heart goes out to everyone affected by this.

I need to sit in the cheap seats next time, there are a ton of chicks at the 30 second mark that need to be saved.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chantel, and she is a genuinely nice girl. Granted, she may tan a bit too much, but she’s beautiful, inside and out. So I gotta ask…. Would you?

Answer: No, can someone please inform this average life that she is not a model.