THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ratchet face’s name is Amanda. she is from montana but lives in sioux city, iowa now. if this is what montana is producing they should have laws about letting inbreds out of the state. she is easily one of the ugliest females i have ever encountered. she’s really loud and flirts as if she looks like tyra fckin’ banks. but really all she brings home are drew carey look alikes. obviously she can’t pull much better. i’m surprised she’s even getting them that good looking.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kevin. One of the biggest a**holes around. After dating this chick he forced her to get an abortion. Even if all she wanted him to do was sign over his rights so the child could be in an adoptive family. I really wonder what his current GF would think about this. After he sent harassing e-mails and voicemails to get this girl to feel so bad about herself that she did what he wanted. I hope he rots in hell for this and his new gf will she want an a** he really is. We are also wondering how he managed to get a girl pregnant in the first place because he has a micro d*ck. Again sorry for the new gf. I hope you enjoy toys because we know he can’t please anyone with what very little he is packing. (unless you can get off from the size of mini tampon)
I’m surprised this muff diver doesn’t have a moustache.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Nele and Natalie. They pay people to take pictures of them and call themselves models. Shouldn’t you be skinny and hot to be a model not fat and nasty. These to girls put almost naked pictures on Facebook and have 50year old men buying them slutty clothing for their “photos shoots” for exchange of naked pictures classy! Would you?
Answer: No, raver chicks, they’re all the same.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl i met on spring break 2 years ago, her names Lindsey Woody. She’s an Iowa State girl, and of course i banged her on that spring break. But she has it in her head that if she sleeps with all of my friends that she will be able to make me jealous enough to make her my girlfriend. Nik give her words of wisdom that will show her that i wont get jealous and i wont want a relationship. I’m just wanting a consistent booty call!
Clingy and jealous chicks make the worst booty calls, DO NOT ATTEMPT. Keep searching, you’ll find your sloot.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since its Christmas time I wanted to do something nice and help someone out and wanted to see if you could help me out as well. She really thinks she looks good with her orange skin and sperm eyebrows, and since her friends don’t have the balls to tell her… maybe this will be a wake up call and a great 2012 for her.
NO MORE ORANGE IN 2012!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy here is Cody Newman. Marine drop out, yet he tells everyone he got honorable discharged. Why did he drop out of the Marines? He was caught with a fellow Marine, oh and he didn’t like getting yelled at. He was 300+lbs but lost it all….well the weight, now his stomach is a huge flap of skin! Not to mention his dick is nasty and he tells himself he’s a player and has all these girls.
Dudes who fluctuate is weight that much are always for the gays.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, being DA Strong was watching my team this weekend and when they put this on I could only start cracking up because of Forgy’s last name. DA Strong, keep up the good work Nik.
A lot toughness in those names.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Mei is an “alternative model” but damn she is so gross and ugly looking. Every time she takes new pictures and proudly post them I just get sick to my stomach. Her friends need to stop lying to her and tell her the truth! They need to tell her she’s ugly and should stop taking photos of herself!
She must be a masseuse, these pics look like their for your local rub n tug.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dustin will charm you and then before he tells you, that he has a child or a child porn possession charge, that he was in the army and had a good discharge, when in fact he had a dishonorable discharge for possessing child porn, he will then tell you that he bought it on accident and that it happens all the time, Nik please expose this loser he acts and talks like he is an american hero!
He will be a pedo hero when he releases his own.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think Nik? This is Nichole, or as she is known around town, “the River City Dump”. I know what you’re thinking…”What the fuck is wrong with her face?” Well not only is her skin charred from UV ray over-exposure and scarred with acne pock marks, but it looks like she got the short end of the stick when it came to her families gene pool. In my opinion, it looks like she was born with an extra chromosome. Trash is this girls middle name (as she is the River City Dump). Guys, if you have a girlfriend, keep her away from this skeeze. She takes pride in her pussy licking ability and will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend in to bed….without you there. She gets more loads dropped off in her than the local landfill. I think most guys would rather insert their penises into a hospitals used sharps container than “the River City Dumps” axe wound. So Nik, be honest, would you?
I don’t know how ‘would you’ would come across anyone’s mind.- nik
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