THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ratchet face’s name is Amanda. she is from montana but lives in sioux city, iowa now. if this is what montana is producing they should have laws about letting inbreds out of the state. she is easily one of the ugliest females i have ever encountered. she’s really loud and flirts as if she looks like tyra fckin’ banks. but really all she brings home are drew carey look alikes. obviously she can’t pull much better. i’m surprised she’s even getting them that good looking.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kevin. One of the biggest a**holes around. After dating this chick he forced her to get an abortion. Even if all she wanted him to do was sign over his rights so the child could be in an adoptive family. I really wonder what his current GF would think about this. After he sent harassing e-mails and voicemails to get this girl to feel so bad about herself that she did what he wanted. I hope he rots in hell for this and his new gf will she want an a** he really is. We are also wondering how he managed to get a girl pregnant in the first place because he has a micro d*ck. Again sorry for the new gf. I hope you enjoy toys because we know he can’t please anyone with what very little he is packing. (unless you can get off from the size of mini tampon)

I’m surprised this muff diver doesn’t have a moustache.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Nele and Natalie. They pay people to take pictures of them and call themselves models. Shouldn’t you be skinny and hot to be a model not fat and nasty. These to girls put almost naked pictures on Facebook and have 50year old men buying them slutty clothing for their “photos shoots” for exchange of naked pictures classy! Would you?

Answer: No, raver chicks, they’re all the same.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl i met on spring break 2 years ago, her names Lindsey Woody. She’s an Iowa State girl, and of course i banged her on that spring break. But she has it in her head that if she sleeps with all of my friends that she will be able to make me jealous enough to make her my girlfriend. Nik give her words of wisdom that will show her that i wont get jealous and i wont want a relationship. I’m just wanting a consistent booty call!

Clingy and jealous chicks make the worst booty calls, DO NOT ATTEMPT.  Keep searching, you’ll find your sloot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy here is Cody Newman. Marine drop out, yet he tells everyone he got honorable discharged. Why did he drop out of the Marines? He was caught with a fellow Marine, oh and he didn’t like getting yelled at. He was 300+lbs but lost it all….well the weight, now his stomach is a huge flap of skin! Not to mention his dick is nasty and he tells himself he’s a player and has all these girls.

Dudes who fluctuate is weight that much are always for the gays.- nik