Iowa | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Stuck In Denial

April 18, 2013 Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, Iowa, The Dirty 146

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t take this anymore, I can’t take seeing this girls rack like this. WTF is wrong with them? Why do they looks like that. She’s stuck in denial Nik, she thinks she’s got the best rack in the city and she’s a stalker, obsessed over a gay porn star WHO claims he doesnt find guys attractive, really Audrey thats the best you can get? A washed up loose gay hom0 and a Ruler Rack?? And, you let rat face Kamila have her way with him during WMC, are the pills really that good Audrey?

It’s not a good look when you force them together and still have room for a Greg.- nik

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Big Nose Bad Boobs

April 3, 2013 Chicago, Iowa 187

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Audrey Bolek with her second boob job and I was wondering why they still look like shit? She’s clearly wearing the Victoria Secret Bombshell bra under her Discovery dress and even that doesn’t fix that GAP and also the horrible shape of her breasts.

Bread loafs.- nik

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Kyle Kellogg Enjoys Young Tail

January 29, 2013 Denver, Iowa 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyle Kellogg aka piece of shit aka loves younger girls. His favorite line is telling girls how he used to go to church and Jesus changed his life while rubbing there leg. Heavy pot smoker and enjoys to take girls to a hotel and then never contacts them again. He says he enjoys being a father figure….creep. He once told a girl that sex with him would be safe and okay because “In the state of Minnesota, the age of consent is 16 so we have nothing to worry about ” What trash.

The rules don’t apply for guys who get their tan from a bottle (at least they don’t think so).- nik

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Baby Momma Drama

November 30, 2012 Cougars, Iowa 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Chantel Elizabeth Frese. Late 20′s, pushing her 30′s quickly has become pregnant with some punk ass little bitch. 22 or 23 year old young BOY. Or so she claims. Last reported living with another man named Marquese Morris in late July early August and still sleeping with him. She has a long history of drug, alcohol, and vagina abuse. Has openly admitted to having drd and to sleeping with old men while living in Arizona for extra material items. A mooch worth less then the dirty you walk in every day. The type of friend who would stab you in the back for a man, shes done it to me. Only another pyscho would under stand why in hell she believes its ok for her to have a child! She has already had one child who is not in her care as well as 2 abortions that i know of!! Please some one SAVE whoever soul you need to before becoming a victim of this dirty cnt. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, those shoulder pads are a weak attempt at giving herself a figure.

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Square Boobs

November 14, 2012 Alien, Chicago, Iowa 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Audrey Bolek once again. She was a beautiful girl with make up before she got this horrible cheap boob job in Indiana that she could barely afford. I just don’t understand, what is she thinking taking pictures in a swimsuit. Someone please help her, give her some advice, I actually feel really bad for her. What do you think Nik?

Those thinks need to be fixed.- nik

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Junkie Baby Dropper

November 9, 2012 Iowa 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Allison Cunningham 20 years old from ames iowa this nasty bitch has fcked over a hundred people even while prego for drugs. She was high on **roin and dropped her baby on cement and the kids fcked now. She’s a Nast cheating common white trash skank cm dumpster.

Poor kid.  Hope its in better care now.- nik

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Sometimes Its Best To Look Away

November 5, 2012 Chicago, Iowa 11
THE DIRTY ARMY:I’m 22 and this girl Olivia Dahl!!!! is 18 from villa park IL& she is such a stupid hoe. I mean she gets around with men online faster then a pace bus in the chi. I mean she sleeps with anything I mean ANYTHING that has two legs and a penis. She acts so juvenile but thinks she’s funny when she says the most outlandish things like for (i.g) I was with my friends shoppin and she blankly stated so guys like I totally met this guy online he’s 32 and I wanna fck the shit out of him. O.o we were all speechless while in Nordstrom I apologized to the cashier for her ignorance. I mean she’s fcks a dif guy every other day. I mean she gave my boyfriend a hickey in front of me. I said it was okay and it was a dare but still a friend wouldn’t do that unless she’s a hoe. Therefore why I am writing this. If you get with her fair warning see A doctor immediately if you Penis looks like dr . Suess’s hat the morning after you might have an ** and your penis most likely will fall off ,Fair warning don’t hit it bc everyone in chi city probably will also be sleeping you. Get tested and stay away from this hoe aka bitchzilla..She better get while the gettin’s good.  I don’t think the future fairs well for her.- nik

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October 31, 2012 Chicago, Iowa 86

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Audrey Bolek.. She’s a pretty girl, but wtf?.. Her taco meat vagina is hanging looks like she has a little chowd in her tiny little pants. She might have an eating disorder too, or just cke addiction one of those two. Duckface is so played out and come on girl be original, trying to look like JWOW isn’t getting you far .

I feel as if pretzels fill most of her diet.- nik

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