Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Is Iowa’s D-Line Forgy

September 20, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Iowa, The Dirty 6 6,784 Views

Is Iowa's D Line Forgy?

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, being DA Strong was watching my team this weekend and when they put this on I could only start cracking up because of Forgy’s last name.  DA Strong, keep up the good work Nik.

A lot toughness in those names.- nik



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Meizy Greasy

August 26, 2011 Iowa 11 6,862 Views

Meizy grossy

Meizy grossy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Mei is an “alternative model” but damn she is so gross and ugly looking. Every time she takes new pictures and proudly post them I just get sick to my stomach. Her friends need to stop lying to her and tell her the truth! They need to tell her she’s ugly and should stop taking photos of herself!

She must be a masseuse, these pics look like their for your local rub n tug.- nik



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Dustin Is A Dirty American Hero

June 27, 2011 Des Moines, Iowa 0 8,512 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dustin will charm you and then before he tells you, that he has a child or a child porn possession charge, that he was in the army and had a good discharge, when in fact he had a dishonorable discharge for possessing child porn, he will then tell you that he bought it on accident and that it happens all the time, Nik please expose this loser he acts and talks like he is an american hero!

He will be a pedo hero when he releases his own.- nik



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The River City Dump

June 22, 2011 Iowa, Rochester 2 6,712 Views

Nichole, the River City Dump.

Nichole, the River City Dump.

Nichole, the River City Dump.

THE DIRTY ARMY: What do you think Nik? This is Nichole, or as she is known around town, “the River City Dump”. I know what you’re thinking…”What the fuck is wrong with her face?” Well not only is her skin charred from UV ray over-exposure and scarred with acne pock marks, but it looks like she got the short end of the stick when it came to her families gene pool. In my opinion, it looks like she was born with an extra chromosome. Trash is this girls middle name (as she is the River City Dump). Guys, if you have a girlfriend, keep her away from this skeeze. She takes pride in her pussy licking ability and will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend in to bed….without you there. She gets more loads dropped off in her than the local landfill. I think most guys would rather insert their penises into a hospitals used sharps container than “the River City Dumps” axe wound. So Nik, be honest, would you?

I don’t know how ‘would you’ would come across anyone’s mind.- nik



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Scary School Girls

May 19, 2011 Des Moines, Iowa 2 7,216 Views

Scary School Girls

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are a few of the waitresses at Hooters in Davenport, IA. I thought Hooter’s girls were supposed to be hot…..these sk*nks are NASTY! When did being fugly become a requirement for hire by Hooter’s? If you ask me, I think it’s kind of sad. What do you think Nik?

As long as your under 30 and are deformity free your good.- nik



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Aristotle Is A Greek Toolbag

May 17, 2011 Chicago, Dirty Greeks, Iowa, The Dirty 65 9,038 Views

Greek Toolbag

Greek Toolbag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aristotle, quite possibly the biggest tool at the University of Iowa. He works at the dirtiest bar in Iowa and thinks he’s amazing at taking ID’s and pooring sl**ts drinks. He is clearly shooting up some steroids, but claims he’s “getting soft”. This kid brings v-neck to a new low. Everyone makes fun of him to his face, yet he still thinks he’s God’s gift to Greece. Let’s be honest, it’s clear he is still in the closet and uses steroids to hide his insecurities.

He must do a lot of online shopping because I know they don’t sell shirts like that in Iowa.- nik



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