THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sarah. Ke$ha wannabe( see the paintball explosion make-up on her face from a picture her friend took for a “ke$ha look a-like contest”) and beat down 30 year old that no man wants to settle down with because she has the belly of a 40 year old bud heavy drinker and arms the size of Serena Williams thighs. She works at a PetSmart grooming dingleberrys out of Iowa hicks’ pets and spends her time at dive bars hoping to get attention from halfway decent guys to spend money on her. So Nilk, do you think the ke$ha look is hot? Would you?
She must be a dog grooming all star with all the practice she has on herself.- nik