Iowa | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Lizz Lemon Needs A Taste Of Her Own Medicine

October 1, 2012 Des Moines, Iowa, Raleigh-Durham 112

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik meet “Lizz Lemon” is an egotistical evil b*tch on facebook. She runs a page called “Blast Book” where she does nothing but spread horrible lies about people she’s never met. She goes to great lengths to belittle people and try to destroy their lives. She has no problem posting total falsehoods about anybody, using their full name on her page visible to millions of people, and even contacting someone’s real life friends & family and telling them complete lies about anyone who has pissed her off. She also makes fun of people’s kids who have mental and physical disabilities and has wished death on a 6 month old baby just because the baby’s mother told her what a hypocrite she is. She often calls beautiful young women “fat” “ugly” and tells them to go commit suicide. This is hilarious to me considering she weighs at least over 200 lbs (just look at that picture of her with her boyfriend-her arm alone is so full of cellulite it makes me nauseous to look at) and looks like a giant grease bucket. She also likes to bash people calling them horrible mothers and get her little brainless minions to call CPS on people she doesn’t even know and tell them lies. This is yet another irony considering she has admitted to snorting pills while her child is in her care, spending what little money she gets from government assistance on weed and her HORRIBLE tattoos instead of caring for her child, etc. She admittedly lives in a disgusting roach motel room with her poor baby girl and makes it no secret that she cannot afford to wash the little girl’s clothes for weeks and has absolutely no food available (obviously she isn’t going without food herself, though). She has a boyfriend who spends his poor miserable life flipping burgers to attempt to support her fat ass and yet she admittedly physically abuses him. He isn’t a GQ model but he must have horrible self esteem because he could definitely do better than that fat miserable bitch. Anyway Nik, please do every innocent mother on facebook that has been targeted by this whale and put this disgusting excuse for a woman on blast just like she loves to do to everyone else! P.S. The last picture submitted is of her latest “tattoo”. She claims it looks so bad because it isn’t done yet or colored in but let’s get real, no amount of color is going to undo the fact that it looks like a infested meth sore dipped in menstrual blood. Thanks in advance for providing those of us who’ve been victimized by this miserable bitch with a forum to stand up for ourselves! I so look forward to reading the hilarious commentary about this warlock from the rest of the dirty army..

Tattoos must be tough when the needle sinks into the skin.- nik

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Grandma Beer Bongs At Hawkeyes Tailgater

September 7, 2012 Iowa, The Dirty 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this video is starting to make its away around the internet and I can see why. THIS GRANDMA IS AWESOME (and wish she was mine.) You gotta watch this vid, she takes it like a champ. GO HAWKEYES!

That was pretty awesome.- nik

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Would You With This Iowa Beauty

July 19, 2012 Iowa, The Dirty, Would You? 13



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I give her a 9.5. We don’t have much to choose from here in Iowa, so to me she is a top prospect to impregnate.

Answer: No, I cannot make any stupid decisions until I see her chest.

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Sewer City’s Finest

February 27, 2012 Iowa 7

Sewer City's Finest

Sewer City's Finest

Sewer City's Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ratchet face’s name is Amanda. she is from montana but lives in sioux city, iowa now. if this is what montana is producing they should have laws about letting inbreds out of the state. she is easily one of the ugliest females i have ever encountered. she’s really loud and flirts as if she looks like tyra fckin’ banks. but really all she brings home are drew carey look alikes. obviously she can’t pull much better. i’m surprised she’s even getting them that good looking.

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Cerner Loser

February 9, 2012 Iowa, Kansas City 2

Cerner Loser!

Cerner Loser!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kevin. One of the biggest a**holes around. After dating this chick he forced her to get an abortion. Even if all she wanted him to do was sign over his rights so the child could be in an adoptive family. I really wonder what his current GF would think about this. After he sent harassing e-mails and voicemails to get this girl to feel so bad about herself that she did what he wanted. I hope he rots in hell for this and his new gf will she want an a** he really is. We are also wondering how he managed to get a girl pregnant in the first place because he has a micro d*ck. Again sorry for the new gf. I hope you enjoy toys because we know he can’t please anyone with what very little he is packing. (unless you can get off from the size of mini tampon)

I’m surprised this muff diver doesn’t have a moustache.- nik

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Wannabe Models

January 16, 2012 Iowa, Would You? 4

wanna be models who think they are hot sh*t

wanna be models who think they are hot sh*t

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Nele and Natalie. They pay people to take pictures of them and call themselves models. Shouldn’t you be skinny and hot to be a model not fat and nasty. These to girls put almost naked pictures on Facebook and have 50year old men buying them slutty clothing for their “photos shoots” for exchange of naked pictures classy! Would you?

Answer: No, raver chicks, they’re all the same.

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Girl Likes To Sleep With A lot Of My Friends

December 21, 2011 Iowa, Kansas City 2

Girl likes to sleep with alot of my friends

Girl likes to sleep with alot of my friends

Girl likes to sleep with alot of my friends

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a girl i met on spring break 2 years ago, her names Lindsey Woody. She’s an Iowa State girl, and of course i banged her on that spring break. But she has it in her head that if she sleeps with all of my friends that she will be able to make me jealous enough to make her my girlfriend. Nik give her words of wisdom that will show her that i wont get jealous and i wont want a relationship. I’m just wanting a consistent booty call!

Clingy and jealous chicks make the worst booty calls, DO NOT ATTEMPT.  Keep searching, you’ll find your sloot.- nik

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No More Orange In 2012

December 20, 2011 Des Moines, Iowa, The Dirty 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since its Christmas time I wanted to do something nice and help someone out and wanted to see if you could help me out as well.  She really thinks she looks good with her orange skin and sperm eyebrows, and since her friends don’t have the balls to tell her… maybe this will be a wake up call and a great 2012 for her.

NO MORE ORANGE IN 2012!- nik

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