Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Fudge Packin Is An Understatement

April 5, 2011 Iowa 0 7,410 Views

Fudge packin is an understatement

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid sticks his d*ck in anything that is older than 35. Last night he brought home my college professor!! He first walked her into the living room she seemed pretty f*cked up, good for him though. personally waking up naked with a fine h*e is easy for me but him….. old saggy vag/t*ts im sure that smells god in the morning. Nik, how do you feel bout this? btw dude prefers admitted he doesnt mind vags with extra stank??? whaaaaaaaaa?

It’s like he has a rat tail, but it’s more  of a carpet.- nik



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Iowa States Hottest?

March 31, 2011 Iowa 4 7,322 Views

Iowa States HOTTEST?

Iowa States HOTTEST?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl works at the bookstore for Iowa State. Her weeks are filled with hooking up with random guys and girls. Word is she was gang banged by 10+ frat D-bags over spring break. She acts like she is a princess and that she is better than everyone.

The one on the far lefts nose is disgusting me.- nik



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Tatted Up

March 18, 2011 Chicago, Iowa 24 8,503 Views

tatted up

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the picture says a thousand words. this girl needs to chill out on the tattoos. she was once very pretty and now she let herself go. i used to be good friends with her until she turned into one of those freaks!

That tattoo just makes her saggers even worse.- nik



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Smoking Hot Girl From Des Moines

March 10, 2011 Iowa, The Dirty 14 5,716 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is probably one of the hottest girls I ever seen.  Her name is Kyla Bowen and she is from here in Des Moines, IA.  I want to know what you think about her and is she really hot as we all think, or only cause there is not to many pretty girls here.

This girl is normal looking for Iowa I guess. Honestly, put this midget in any major market… nobody would stick it in.- nik



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Shelbie Daddy Abuser Harris

March 10, 2011 Iowa 0 9,809 Views

Shelbie Daddy Abuser Harris

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please hear my report. Perpetrator: Whorish, scandalous, insecure ugly c*nt. Hypnotizes people into believing glamorous things are available in lands far, far away; Furthermore, even while they’re under this impression, she still b*tches and moans about girls obviously more attractive than she. However, she has all the rights to be insecure: she’s got this horrific disease growing of the left side of her face…tries to pass it off as a ‘mole’ or a ‘freckle’. She’s fat, ugly, and fake as f*ck. Anways, once she’s got them convinced of this fairy tale of Happily Ever After, she leaves her drunk a** father to be hauled off to jail over petty bullsh*t, uses the victim until more than $64,000 is gone, she leaves him in the middle of BFE, drains their bank account dry, and leaves a perfectly good man homeless. After, of course, HE’S supported HER for years at a time. She’s left herself under false pretenses making her believe she’s some hard A**, when in reality her only confidence comes from other people. She’s a compulsive, almost pathological liar, as well as entirely psychotic, almost showing signs of a sociopath. Psycho b*tch doesn’t even begin to explain this lowlife sleeze and to top this ALL off, she did all this to leave the most exquisite man who well ever give her a second glance for some nasty, fat A**man who drained his own bank account just to get her a horribly done boob job that she had to gain even more weight to support mind you, she hasn’t lost any of this “extra baggage” yet. And then she left him, too. Greedy? Yes. Stupid? Even more so. Soiled, filthy, beastly, loathsome, shameful, and/or disfigured? Perrrrrfect description. So Nik, please help me keep her from ruining another man’s perspective on women and life.

I’m surprised he can even lift her, she seems so heavy.- nik



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Des Moines Finest

March 8, 2011 Iowa, Would You? 17 9,047 Views

Des Moines Finest

Des Moines Finest

Des Moines Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Def. one of Des Moines Finest. You can find her on facebook always beggin people to vote for her on some local radio station contests. Seems to have a thing for any local band members. Such a waste of talent with the Tattoos if she got rid of them she definetly could find some super rich guy to take care of her. So the question Nik is would you?

Answer: No, she looks like gutter trash and even Photoshop can’t hide that horse face.



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