THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet the poser ‘real witch’ slore, Ashlie Delorge. She’s constantly talking down on someone and seems to too easily forget about her splattering nudes across the internet not too long ago.. Well, about 100 lbs ago. Apparently shes a witch, with real ‘powers’ and everyone else needs to stop faking. These days, instead of sucking every dick within 10 feet, she’s piling on pounds of makeup and SELLING used makeup full price and people actually buy it. Not to mention her horse of a boyfriend.