THE DIRTY ARMY: So listen here Nik, this is Nick Decann, here is the leprechaun and we don’t mean the innocent cereal box character who rides rainbows and steals marshmallows from children. We mean the smelly, short, fat red-headed fuck that tricks everyone into getting his way. He puts the con in leprechaun. He such a drug addict and not to mention the big portion of his time of being fcked up takes place in his grandmother’s basement where he most likely contracted the possibly from another dirt worthy post. On top of all this man-whoring could be on his list. He is not unknown for taking v cards, or hitting on middle school aged girls when he was already out of high school. Please parents lock up your puberty stricken daughters and hide all your gold. He will supply all the drugs and alcohol just so people are too fcked up to realize who they are hanging out with. Girls beware and do not drink the alcohol, he will make sure you are blacked out enough to fck you and you dont want to be making a trip to the clinic the next day. Shout out to Nick Decann. Thanks Nik!

I bet that bottlerat never even knew he was a ginger (nor did she find out)…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik this girl is a good one and every guy in Haysville would agree. Kaleigh Clem lives in Haysville, Ks and has guys in that town avoiding her now because she dates them for a little bit and then goes back to her meth addict ex boyfriend that is in prison right now for putting a 66 year old man in critical condition and then stealing his car. Anytime she has a boyfriend she still has contact with her ex and she uses them and makes them feel like their the bad guy in the relationship when she still talks and writes to her ex that is in prison. She will never get over that guy and still cheats on him with guys around Haysville, when u date her she beccomes freaked out about you talking to other girls because she does it all the time. Shes a pathelogical liar and to say the least she lived with and dated a 35 year old man in Hutchinson when she when to junior college, the girl was spoiled rotten by her parents so this being said no man will ever make her as happy as she wants. She claims to be a “virgin” but yet will give you head before shes dating. And to top this off no guy would ever want her if they knew how much acne she had on her back cant even touch it without popping a pimple. She used to be anorexic and because of this she would always have a gross pudge and blue gums. This girl also cant stand to hear that another girl is pretty either shes so tied up in her own little world and thinks she has something over everybody for some reason. She is a good one nik!

When someone uploads an embarrassing  photo like that of themselves you gotta include the face.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this whore has a reputation for trying to fck other girls boyfriends. This b*tch isn’t even attractive and not to mention she’s fat. Watch out if you ever run into this slore because you are guaranteed to get that gift that keeps on giving.

Her apron looks a little under-sized.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Maureen Corley. To put it mildly. This girl is crazy. Not like party wild on a friday. Like seriously needs to be institutionalized. She shows very outward signs of anti social personality disorder, bipolar disorder, manic depressiveness and some serious anger issues. If anyone follows her facebook they can definitely tell she needs to be put on meds stat. She posts about how she doesn’t need a boyfriend, but then constantly acts starved for attention.She posts how desperate guys are then immediately loads pics of her gross cleavage. Hopefully some of her friends see this and realize what a nutjob she is and offers to help this bipolar wreck out.

Those hands are huge! she must be suffering from some deep rooted tomboy issues.- nik