THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Alyssa is one thirsty beezy. She constantly posts scripture and talks about how trashy girls will never get anywhere. Then she posts pics of her slutting it up at KC’s trashiest bar. Seriously this girl trolls dating sites posting pics of boobs up. That’s everyone’s number 1 warning sign she’s the size of a cargo truck. She recently posted pics of her birthday weekend (after she writes about it nonstop on her facebook for a week). She clearly hangs out with some of KC’s classiest call girls and purple crayon chasers. Put this girl on blast so she can step it down a notch. Maybe try some of those weight loss pills you’re peddling. I hear they’re good shit. This girl needs to stop being so thirsty and maybe work on her image a little.
I hope that’s not a baby belly she’s drinking with.- nik