THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, police on both sides of the state line have been looking for this girl. She racks up warrants like she racks up cold sores. Now they’re nothing serious, basic theft, some failure to appears. However she floats around KC bumming off any guy who’ll trade a couch or bed for some dome.She lived with me, stole a bunch of stuff and then took off when rent was due. I figure the dirty army can find this girl for me. Anyone know where this girl is? I’d like to collect my restitution.
Good luck.- nik