THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you’ve got to post this girl as the newest member of the Dirty! This is McCashen Mohler, but she goes by “Cash”. She just moved to K-State to start school at her fourth college, and she’s not even 21. This girl has been bangin’ dudes all over the Sunflower State since high school. In fact, she went to three high schools in four years because she kept running out of dudes to screw. And she loves to sext. The number of nude photos of her out there rivals Pamela Anderson! On top of her slooty ways, she’s fake as f*ck. Fake hair color, fake skin color, help from Victoria’s Secret, and a closet that lets her change her persona on a weekly basis. I swear, one week she’s a cowgirl, the next she’s a gangsta. She needs put on blast bad! Help us welcome her to Manhattan. If you see her down in Aggieville, she’ll probably give it up!
She should join the military. Moving from base to base and having strange sex with civilians sounds like her true calling.- nik