THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik,This is Rick, he is so in love with THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS that he paints his toe nails crimson and blue. ALLL he ever talks about on his FB is “Rock Chalk this, Rock Chalk that”. The guy is even talkin about gettin a nose job to make his nose look more like a beak…… seriously?? He got a sweet fckin motorcycle that he painted red, and side car he painted blue, and the tag on the cycle says “ROCK” and the tag on the side car says “CHALK”. You can find him cruising old town on his 1974 Honda Gold Wing w/ either Mike or his buddy Jerry pimpin the side car. Rick “the Jayhawk” tans daily in hopes of one day becoming Danny Manning… the greatest college basketball player of all time. Nik, this guy is obviously dilusional, can you help him??
He should spend more then $10 on his guido chain, then he may actually find girls willing to sleep with him.- nik