THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik,This is Rick, he is so in love with THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS that he paints his toe nails crimson and blue. ALLL he ever talks about on his FB is “Rock Chalk this, Rock Chalk that”. The guy is even talkin about gettin a nose job to make his nose look more like a beak…… seriously?? He got a sweet fckin motorcycle that he painted red, and side car he painted blue, and the tag on the cycle says “ROCK” and the tag on the side car says “CHALK”. You can find him cruising old town on his 1974 Honda Gold Wing w/ either Mike or his buddy Jerry pimpin the side car. Rick “the Jayhawk” tans daily in hopes of one day becoming Danny Manning… the greatest college basketball player of all time. Nik, this guy is obviously dilusional, can you help him??

He should spend more then $10 on his guido chain, then he may actually find girls willing to sleep with him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Spankie Mcduck. He is the most nasty duck in Wichita. He like’s to take it up the butt and I even heard he has aids. I would stay away from this skanky duck if i were you. Girl duck or Boy duck, it doesn’t matter. He will waddle on any thing that walks!

Looks like he’s been in some vicious cock fights.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sissy b!tch mother f*cker is a piece of white trash. He pretends like he is on our schools football team when all he does is sh!t his pants during a game and keeps playing (literally). He needs to find a girlfriend. I’ve noticed him being a desperate a** wipe around school following this one girl. GET A LIFE COLLIN GOLD!! You are a TOOL BAG and a desperate a** who needs a tampon for you’re diarrheaing a**hole.

That locker room must have been a nightmare afterwards.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this freak out. So this wanna be bad-a** picks up homeless chicks and trailer trash sleeps with them then comes to class braggin’ about it. I’m tired of hearing about all the degrading sh*t he has done to women just because they don’t have money. Like I don’t wanna hear about your golden showers, alaskan pipelines, eating periods, chilidongin’, protien quakes, “piss-nut butt-her and jam it” sandwiches thats just gross. Also he has a used condom collection he calls his “sperm awards”. This kid needs his own catageory called….Just F*cked up!

That is beyond disgusting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Morgan Lutz. He claims to have slept with over 20 different women. He has cheated on the majority of the women he has been with he thinks he’s so big and bad and muscular. He is always talking about how big his penis is when every girl he has been with says its a chode and he just thinks he is amazingly good looking when all the women he has been with are disgusting and trashy I think he needs to learn a thing or two Nik.

I think you made a mistake, did you mean to write over 20 different men.- nik