Rick The Jayhawk

April 4, 2011 Kansas, Kansas State 5 6,215 Views

Rick The Jayhawk

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik,This is Rick, he is so in love with THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS that he paints his toe nails crimson and blue. ALLL he ever talks about on his FB is “Rock Chalk this, Rock Chalk that”. The guy is even talkin about gettin a nose job to make his nose look more like a beak…… seriously?? He got a sweet fckin motorcycle that he painted red, and side car he painted blue, and the tag on the cycle says “ROCK” and the tag on the side car says “CHALK”. You can find him cruising old town on his 1974 Honda Gold Wing w/ either Mike or his buddy Jerry pimpin the side car. Rick “the Jayhawk” tans daily in hopes of one day becoming Danny Manning… the greatest college basketball player of all time. Nik, this guy is obviously dilusional, can you help him??

He should spend more then $10 on his guido chain, then he may actually find girls willing to sleep with him.- nik



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Spankie Mcduck

March 15, 2011 Kansas State, Wichita 38 5,624 Views

Spankie Mcduck.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Spankie Mcduck. He is the most nasty duck in Wichita. He like’s to take it up the butt and I even heard he has aids. I would stay away from this skanky duck if i were you. Girl duck or Boy duck, it doesn’t matter. He will waddle on any thing that walks!

Looks like he’s been in some vicious cock fights.- nik



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Collin Gold

March 11, 2011 Kansas State, Wichita 12 7,665 Views

Collin Gold (Diarrhea Pants)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sissy b!tch mother f*cker is a piece of white trash. He pretends like he is on our schools football team when all he does is sh!t his pants during a game and keeps playing (literally). He needs to find a girlfriend. I’ve noticed him being a desperate a** wipe around school following this one girl. GET A LIFE COLLIN GOLD!! You are a TOOL BAG and a desperate a** who needs a tampon for you’re diarrheaing a**hole.

That locker room must have been a nightmare afterwards.- nik



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Shawn The Hobo Hunter Bandy

March 10, 2011 Kansas State, Wichita 17 6,740 Views

Shawn The hobo hunter Bandy

Shawn The hobo hunter Bandy

Shawn The hobo hunter Bandy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this freak out. So this wanna be bad-a** picks up homeless chicks and trailer trash sleeps with them then comes to class braggin’ about it. I’m tired of hearing about all the degrading sh*t he has done to women just because they don’t have money. Like I don’t wanna hear about your golden showers, alaskan pipelines, eating periods, chilidongin’, protien quakes, “piss-nut butt-her and jam it” sandwiches thats just gross. Also he has a used condom collection he calls his “sperm awards”. This kid needs his own catageory called….Just F*cked up!

That is beyond disgusting.- nik



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Full Of Himself

March 3, 2011 Kansas State, Krusty, Wichita 47 5,553 Views

Morgan Slutz

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Morgan Lutz. He claims to have slept with over 20 different women. He has cheated on the majority of the women he has been with he thinks he’s so big and bad and muscular. He is always talking about how big his penis is when every girl he has been with says its a chode and he just thinks he is amazingly good looking when all the women he has been with are disgusting and trashy I think he needs to learn a thing or two Nik.

I think you made a mistake, did you mean to write over 20 different men.- nik



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To Be Gay Or Not To Be Gay

March 2, 2011 Kansas State 8 5,805 Views

To be GAY or not to be GAY

To be GAY or not to be GAY

To be GAY or not to be GAY

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Josh M. He is a pathological liar. He lies about anything and everything. He cheats every chance he gets, likes to cross dress and blame it on alcohol. He slept with a man in his 40′s and Josh is in his early 20′s. He is now married to a much older woman who strongly resembles a dude. Can we blame that on the alcohol?

I think a lot less people will be hurt if he just accepts the sugar in his shorts.- nik



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Orange Army Wannabe

February 28, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Kansas State 3 7,852 Views

Orange Army Wannabe

Orange Army Wannabe

Orange Army Wannabe

THE DIRTY ARMY: What’s good Nik? This here is Kimberly Oney, aka “Princess Oney” and let me tell ya a little somethin about this b*tch. You may think she’s a goody-goody, faithful chick.. BUT you’re wrong! Recently, her “facebook official” boyfriend (guy in pic #1) went to rehab to better his life FOR her. The entire time he was gone, she was sleepin with other dudes (her entourage of guys in pics #2&3) while she was telling him she loved him and couldn’t wait to spend forever with him. AND not only is she fake when it comes to her relationship, but LOOK at her (pic #4)! This b*tch makes me sick. Orange skin. Need I say more? The only thing real about “Princess Oney” is her need to GTL.

Why would you send a dude to rehab if he was doing the same things as you, grow a pair and break up with him, or is he supposed to teach you what to do once he’s out…dumb sloot.- nik



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Dirty Dan

February 28, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Kansas State, Wichita 47 7,577 Views

Dirty Dan

Dirty Dan

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Daniel Leal, Wichita’s biggest meathead man wh*re. He cheated on his now ex girlfriend with at leat 10 girls and I would not be surprised if the number was higher. When the poor girl finally smartened up and broke up with him he started dating her fat and ugly best friend. Not only do him and his new girlfriend probably have every DRD under the sun, he thinks he is the biggest, baddest dude and that everyone loves the sh*t out of him. It is very rare to check facebook and not find a day where he didn’t let the world know he was going to the gym. He thinks he is so strong and fit when his stomach is just a beer belly. Someone needs to put him in his place, what do you think, Nik?

I think he needs to spend some more time in the gym, watch a bunch of sweaty men and learn his forgy ways.- nik



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