Kansas State | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Rotten Chicken

January 7, 2011 Kansas State, Manhattan 6

rotten chicken noodle

rotten chicken noodle

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i would like to introduce you to megan “mustache” p**ts also known as rotten crotch…. she’s a grade A “sloozey”. when people f**k her, their d**ks turn black&yellow black&yellow! not only can she NOT be faithful to any guy she’s ever been with, but she’s faithful to banging her bf’s friends…and then dates them….at the same time. CLASSY. her “lips” look like stage curtains and hang down to her knees. anyone who gets with this chick is CLEARLY desperate.

I can tell that she supports our troops.- nik

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Lying Pedo At Kstate

January 5, 2011 Dirty Athletes, Kansas City, Kansas State 12

Lying Pedaphile at Kstate

Lying Pedaphile at Kstate

THE DIRTY ARMY: whats up Nik, this is Jarard M*lo and he is a compulsive liar! He is the biggest man whore in Kansas. Don’t let the looks fool you. He comes off as this sweet guy, but really he is full of shit. He cheats on his gf/baby mama all the time. He tells everyone he plays football but that’s a complete lie. He made up some bullshit lie on why his name was not on the team’s roster. This summer he cheated on his gf with my friend(16 yrs old) and got her pregnant. He denied the baby being his and told her to get rid of it. This pathetic bastard needs to keep his dick in his pants and stop coming back home trying to sleep with high school girls.

He comes off as a gay guy and I’m pretty sure he is.- nik

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Sigma Kappa Has Hopes Of Being A Trophy Wife

December 9, 2010 Dirty Greeks, Kansas City, Kansas State 92

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda, she’s fresh meat at KSU. You may think to yourself-wow, college makes girls go crazy. Amanda has always been this way. In high school she had a reputation for screwing any and everyone, but she’s upgraded. She’ll only crawl into bed with rich frat boys in hopes that she can one day be a trophy wife.

She sounds like the perfect Sigma Kappa. They are all easy.- nik

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Nicki Minaj Spotting At KU

December 7, 2010 Kansas, Kansas City, Kansas State 14

Nicki Minaj spotting at KU... Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl looks sooo much like Nicki Minaj. She is a crazy feminist, of course, and always ahs something to say. Total Diva… Would You? Or is she just a Cheap Knock- Off.

You look nothing like her, your hips don’t lie.- nik

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Latin Fever

November 18, 2010 Kansas State, Manhattan 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik look at this loser ass trying to become the next hot thing — i bet she wants to appear on Ellen or Oprah and that’s why she is screaming like a banschee.  So annoying, I wonder if her blind date left while she was in the bathroom.

So did she get her tampon in or not?- nik

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I’m Not Sure What To Say

November 8, 2010 Kansas, Kansas City, Kansas State 14

I'm not sure what to say.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t have words for this picture…. what do you think.

Shudders would be appropriate here.- nik

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Nasty K.C.K. Sloot

October 25, 2010 Kansas, Kansas State 3

nasty k.c.k. hoe

nasty k.c.k. hoe

THE DIRTY ARMY: hi Nikki, This is Brittany Colbert. Shes a h*e, she thinks shes the hotties chick in k.c.k. Shes mixed with black in white, so she thinks she haves the best of both worlds. She trys to act crazy to make people scared of her. She has a baby that she dont even take care of. The same night ANYBODY meets her will be able to get in her pants. Shes dirty, nasty,  Shes always saying how shes making money, in im sure its from hoeing.

I’m gunna have to agree with you on that, she looks like a pretty low end one as well.- nik

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Another Army Douchebag

October 7, 2010 Kansas City, Kansas State 6

Another Army Douchebag.

Another Army Douchebag.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh Nik, Where do I begin? Sure he looks like your average Fort Riley army rat however this innocent look had me fooled. After dating this “soldier” for a month he told me he was so in love and proposed to me.. Knowing this was crazy I decided to investigate. Thanks to modern day technology, I was able to find out that he actually had not one but two other girlfriends. I guess he wanted to make sure he had someone to come home to after Iraq.. Needless to say I didnt really wish him a safe trip.

At that point were you still not giving it up to him?  if so, there’s your answer.- nik

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