LSU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Typical Denham Trash

February 3, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 23

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THE DIRTY ARMY: First off I’m not trying to bash on anybody, just give a fair warning that I wish I would have got. This fine specimen here has a very long track record of playing with guys emotions while cleaning out their bank account. She’s very good at what she does since she has been at it for years and you will never expect it or see it coming from this innocent nd sweet acting country girl. She will lead you to believe she’s a hard working single mom that has her act together for a month or so and the BAM then come the games. First she’ll tell you but in realit has never stoppe has never stopped using and during the past she has gone from shooting pills 2 shooting up heroin. after you have had sex with her numerous times she will start crying and lay it on you that she has the herps. She will also tell you how abusive and controlling ALL of her exes were but when she’s finished with you she will also say the same about you. She has had sex with numerous guys of all colors for drugs and apparently still sleeps with her kids dad while you think you’re in a healthy relationship. She also has *** c from over 10 years of shooting up so beware this is just a fair warning to try and at leaststop her from claiming another victim! By the way I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digga, but she ain’t messin with no broke Nokia

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Niko Nobody

January 27, 2014 LSU, New Orleans 117

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Niko.  He runs Nikos nightlife in New Orleans. He is one of the most greedy bitch n*ggas of all time. HE is cold hearted and makes money off the DEAD, the drunk, and the just plain stupid. HE runs “SATURDAY SPOTLIFE” at republic every weekend and trys to make every dollar off his so called friends and the public trying to have a good time. He uses the dead to host “BENEFITS” to support families when in reality its just to make money off them for himself as a club promoter.  He gets little girls drunk and then takes them home for his own needs while they drunk and they cant defend themselves.  He also known for sleepin with underage girls to get them in clubs. Hes so seflish and such a little girls bout things he wouldnt even let people in republic to pay respects to there friends becuz he thinks hes above everyone.

He has bigger boobs than that girl.- nik

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Angelic Eyes

January 27, 2014 LSU, New Orleans 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: She’s flawless : Bangin’ body, gorgeous hair and eyes, sweet personality, sexy tatties… I mean, I practically worship her and she doesnt even know who I am ! She’s been posted on this site several times but everyone knows it just all the ratchet h*es blasting her cause theyre clearly just jealous. Aint nothing wrong with lacey, shes sexy as F*CK and just having fun and doing her own thing.

Are we looking at the same thing?- nik

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Miss Skank Louisiana Supreme

January 16, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well for starters, this infested little cu*t Mickey or Michaela has threatened me, and massively overloaded facebook with her so called “Photoshoots” in her bathroom and on her kitchen counter. She is in the middle of a divorce with a 200+ lbs douchebag who hits her. She runs her mouth and spreads her legs all across town and brags about how good she can inhale a greg. I just need to put this bitch out there bc she really does have an *** and Baton rouge is #1 ranking contracted city. She also threatens people on the daily says she will fight them, and never does. She also is in the habit of chasing her friends exes and shacking up with them. Girl is so dumb, she states that since since she left her TWIC card in someone’s car that it can be used to get into any plant and can gain the cardholder access to government documents and nuclear weapons. Nik, if you’ve ever seen or heard about these cards, they have a picture of the person on the face of the card. She also declares that a girl whose hown was burnt down while she was pregnant, asleep inside the home at the time should have died and her unborn too. Nik would you with this PSR? (PSR= public sperm receptacle)

That angle’ing only works when you crop the body.- nik

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Paige Whittington

January 8, 2014 Baton Rouge, LSU 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so Nik, This girl right here is literally DISGUSTING. She claims she is a “model” while posting pictures of herself on Instagram in her bra and panties and puts a black and white filter on it… yeah you’re a great model. Not to mention she was caught in a strip club dancing naked for a fun day in new Orleans, while she had the audacity to put a picture up of her “best friend since kindergarten”. What a true friend right? Then after that she blamed her friend for vandalizing her house, due to her early on Alzheimer reaction from taking one too many Klonopin per day, she tried to get her “friend” kicked out of the cottages, while being the bar baby she is she posted a nude picture of her friend on FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM. Damn this girl is hard huh? I wouldn’t wanna mess with her she may go to her facebook app and upload a picture! By the way Paige if you are reading this PLEASE for the love of God go buy a hair brush and do everyone a favor. And next time you snort a Xanax or Klonopin please do another line because what karma has coming for your lack of sophistication and class, you are going to need that benzo to keep your body from not feeling anything. Oh and make sure not to say good vibes around her she hates that… just a tip for ya

If you need to take off your clothes for people to look at you you’re not a model..- nik

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Jen the Thief

December 31, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Jennifer Elise Soileau or Jen Elise is a thief go figure. Any one who knows of this girl knows she’s semi crazy I mean she does have 2 kids 2 different dads is always bashing on them. Looks like a circus freak in pictures and is totally beat in person. Will allow married men to stay over and stalks people via Facebook yup people if your her fb friend believe she is stalking you and talking about you and your life to any and everyone she knows. You would think though that for someone her age she would be worried about her kids and not social media, but I guess not because where else is she going to find men to help pay for things?! Men beware because she’s all smoke and mirrors, she will steal from you, use you for things & looks nothing like her pictures. Ladies beware as this gutter trash will do anything to get attention from any male.

Sloots have photographic memories when it comes to credit cards.- nik

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Baton Rouge Bar Scene: Land of the Losers

December 18, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Please give these people a wake up call. The Baton Rouge bar scene has been the same people for years: Washed up, forever single, immature, aged, disgusting individuals who have no career and barely any education even though they”re all pushing 30 years old. If you can look at someone’s tagged pics on Facebook and see that they’ve been doing the exact same thing for 3+ years, maybe it’s time for them to move on and actually do something with their lives. Perfect example…2010 vs 2013. Same sh*t, different year. Baton Rouge sucks.

There’s definitely a problem when the guys show more skin then the chicks.- nik

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Baton Rouge Creeper

December 5, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude is the nastiest d-bag in BR. He has been with uncountable women and he hooks up with really young girls, too. He lies to them and uses his dad’s fancy cars and acts like he has a ton of money. This guy is all talk. He even edits his facebook pictures to make it look like he is crowd surfing and being a dj at a club. I’m sure multiple people have something to say about this guy. I’ve also heard that he’s hooked up with men. I know he’s lived with a couple of gay men before. Oh, and lets not forget that when he got his girlfriend pregnant, he lied to multiple other girls saying it wasn’t his (and that he didn’t have a girlfriend) and went around BR hooking up with all these ladies! This guy is extremely immature and the perfection definition of a lying d-bag. Ladies, if you’ve been with this guy, please go get checked! Nik, Whats up with dudes like this?

Dude spilt.  I decided.- nik

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