Dylan The Dildo Wilwhore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty tarantula eyelash cnt has the audacity to get two sweet puppies kicked out of an apartment, DENY THE DEED, and then drive drunk in broad daylight. This basic bitch caused an accident, drove away from the scene, and hid herself away in her apartment to avoid the cops. Little did her challenged ass know that the cops followed her there and were waiting for her outside of her car. Her car was shortly after towed, and now she is trying to get out of admitting she was drinking. Most people would probably try to avoid a DUI, but the fact that her slow ass forgot that she tweeted “i am so D R U N K” almost at the exact time of the accident makes it near impossible to give her even the slightest bit of sympathy. She is a disgusting druggie with an addiction to pissing in other people’s beds and fcking other girl’s boyfriends. Beware of the gremlin look-alike with the 45 pounds of mascara caked onto her face. If you breathe too close, you may catch the . Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen of Baton Rouge. ALSO, if you see her driving GET THE FCK OUT OF THE WAY because chances are after this excursion (once she leaves her apartment and faces the police) her license will be revoked. GUYS SPECIFICALLY: she is crawling with ‘s due to the addiction of trains consisting of several more druggies being ran on her. Beware of the tiny toothed tarantula. BTW, she stinky
That shirt was definitely store bought.- nik


























