Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Dylan The Dildo Wilwhore

April 11, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 1 10,267 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty tarantula eyelash cnt has the audacity to get two sweet puppies kicked out of an apartment, DENY THE DEED, and then drive drunk in broad daylight. This basic bitch caused an accident, drove away from the scene, and hid herself away in her apartment to avoid the cops. Little did her challenged ass know that the cops followed her there and were waiting for her outside of her car. Her car was shortly after towed, and now she is trying to get out of admitting she was drinking. Most people would probably try to avoid a DUI, but the fact that her slow ass forgot that she tweeted “i am so D R U N K” almost at the exact time of the accident makes it near impossible to give her even the slightest bit of sympathy. She is a disgusting druggie with an addiction to pissing in other people’s beds and fcking other girl’s boyfriends. Beware of the gremlin look-alike with the 45 pounds of mascara caked onto her face. If you breathe too close, you may catch the . Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen of Baton Rouge. ALSO, if you see her driving GET THE FCK OUT OF THE WAY because chances are after this excursion (once she leaves her apartment and faces the police) her license will be revoked. GUYS SPECIFICALLY: she is crawling with ‘s due to the addiction of trains consisting of several more druggies being ran on her. Beware of the tiny toothed tarantula. BTW, she stinky

That shirt was definitely store bought.- nik



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Jasmine Green

April 2, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 0 8,908 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet JASMINE GREEN OF MCVOY HALL. This is one of the most disgusting pieces of filth to ever walk LSU’s campus. I know what you may be thinking.. Judging this hippo-like appearance, there is no way this pig gets around. WRONG. You may be familiar with the term “flipper”, and if you’re not, we refer to them as girls who serial fuck the athletes at LSU. Yes. Even this pig fcks basketball players that warm the bench, the third string football players, and has tried her hand (and been denied) with a few good looking football starters. When this grotesque beast isn’t letting a stranger suck on her size 40JJ saggy boobs in an elevator, she’s causing drama everywhere she goes on AND off campus. No matter where you spot this whore, she is starting shit. She constantly degrades and insults servers at restaurants for no apparent reason, eats her meal, and then complains to and bitches out the manager about the meal and server in order to get the meal for free. It has been rumored that her cheap ass smuggles full fifths into bars, in between her boobs. She constantly smells like pure shit. She wreaks of sweat and feces. If you just so happen to run into this filthy grease ball, PLEASE recommend a shower and get as far away as you can.

Wet naps.  nuff said.- nik



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Found Sarah

March 26, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 61 9,244 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. She deleted her facebook and seems to have dissapeared off the face of the earth! I guess shes loving Vegas!

Sloots can’t resist attention, she’ll be back.  Just doing damage control so she can keep that watch…- nik



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Club Ampersand In NOLA

March 25, 2013 LSU, New Orleans, The Dirty 45 83,104 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well it looks like the once hip/edgy club in New Orleans known as Club Ampersand has finally hit rock bottom. Last weekend the ATF, NOPD, and state fire marshall closed the place down for having too many people and kids UNDER 16 years old inside! Everyone knows that the only people that hang out here are low life drug addicted molly heads. The owner Billy Blatty is a balding super creepy drug addict himself. The ATF has been watching the place for weeks and it’s not just because under age kids, the drug use is obvious because all they ever have is wanna be raves every weekend and the police already have names of the dealers. There used to be a dress code here but I guess it went out the window with the age limit? Stay away from this place if your smart.

Why go to a club that will get you arrested?- nik



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Houma Hooters Carly

March 18, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 27 7,017 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch “carly coco suzette welch” i hooked up with recently (had to use a rubber for that ripe brown latino bunghole of hers) and this trick actually stole the came-in condom out of my bathroom garbage can! How psychotic can you get?. I don’t want to know what she did with it but Nik, this girl is crazy. If you come in contact with this cum-stealing thief of a ass fcking-whore steer clear out of her way. Last I know she works at the Hooters here in Houma, Louisiana …… o and i forgot to mention she gave me cold sores. lucky i wore a rubber.. its always pleasant to hear after you’ve fcked a slut that they have genital **-NOT- get yourself checked if this bitch has rode on your dick too. Nik, c’mon man, would you fuk this lil hoe??

Hooters at play?  I don’t see any.- nik



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Nasty at its nastiest

March 14, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 99 8,903 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brittney Griese,this is as nasty as BR gets. Let me tell you, she for a fact,she has sex with a man around his 50′s for money in Lafayette his name is Tim McCullin. She currently fuks:Dax,Parker ,Riley,TJ,& Ricky. She sent her daughter to live in California while she “gets her life together”. She constantly gets her ass beat everywhere she goes,and her hair is so fried from dying it she has bald spots in her head. She thinks people “hate on” her when actually people just think shes annoying and trashy. While she was pregnant,she was constantly drinking fifths of Jack & getting into fights. She admits how she leaves her child with strangers for weeks on end while she goes out and does god knows what. She always claims to be moving to Cali every month,but never does so. If you want clamidia,and somebody who takes a lot of Xanax sign up here,because she constantly has it.

Her metabolism really crept up on her didn’t it…- nik



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