Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Houma Hooters Carly

March 18, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 45 7,041 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch “carly coco suzette welch” i hooked up with recently (had to use a rubber for that ripe brown latino bunghole of hers) and this trick actually stole the came-in condom out of my bathroom garbage can! How psychotic can you get?. I don’t want to know what she did with it but Nik, this girl is crazy. If you come in contact with this cum-stealing thief of a ass fcking-whore steer clear out of her way. Last I know she works at the Hooters here in Houma, Louisiana …… o and i forgot to mention she gave me cold sores. lucky i wore a rubber.. its always pleasant to hear after you’ve fcked a slut that they have genital **-NOT- get yourself checked if this bitch has rode on your dick too. Nik, c’mon man, would you fuk this lil hoe??

Hooters at play?  I don’t see any.- nik



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Nasty at its nastiest

March 14, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 100 8,930 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Brittney Griese,this is as nasty as BR gets. Let me tell you, she for a fact,she has sex with a man around his 50′s for money in Lafayette his name is Tim McCullin. She currently fuks:Dax,Parker ,Riley,TJ,& Ricky. She sent her daughter to live in California while she “gets her life together”. She constantly gets her ass beat everywhere she goes,and her hair is so fried from dying it she has bald spots in her head. She thinks people “hate on” her when actually people just think shes annoying and trashy. While she was pregnant,she was constantly drinking fifths of Jack & getting into fights. She admits how she leaves her child with strangers for weeks on end while she goes out and does god knows what. She always claims to be moving to Cali every month,but never does so. If you want clamidia,and somebody who takes a lot of Xanax sign up here,because she constantly has it.

Her metabolism really crept up on her didn’t it…- nik



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Steel Bill Back At His Supertstar Status

March 7, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU 67 10,062 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this dude is a dreamer wanna be rap star who thinks he is gonna be the next Eminem! Now’s he says he’s signed to Dead Game Records and blah blah, He can’t even pack the crown in his hometown of Baton Rouge! Him and his wanna be manager Tiger Blackwell, these dudes are a joke trust me, they are playing a big boys world and they punks trust me. …..Now he’s singing the theme song to Swamp People supposedly haha……..Me and my girlfriend bought a car from this dude and he barely could finish the paperwork! …….Billy get a life and keep selling cars put a fork in ya done! Nik blast these dudes this is not their first time on the dirty!

He has quite the intimidating crew.- nik



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Trash of St. Bernard

February 25, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 140 6,735 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THis is Heather Mcmanus of CHALMETTE! everyone beware! she is a thief that steals from her friends, cheats on her husband with the neighbors, his friends and co workers.. she is a shitty mother to her 3 children that hardly know her because she has been in jail the last 6 months for looting.. she is a pill head drug addict, cant keep a job and continues to get her husband in more debt! he is like a blind man walking around just waiting for her to get out of jail and come back to him. she is the nastiest scum of the parish. get your act together whore at least for your 3 kids!! set a good example and keep your legs closed before you give your husband a disease

What percent of jailbirds are re-offenders?? whatever it is she’s in it.- nik



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I Have An Interesting Question

February 19, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU, The Dirty 599 92,864 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I am a daily dirty reader and I figured that you can help me with this. I have done my research and feel like I’m not getting all the info that I need. I figured with all of the “dirty celebs” on here, including yourself, can give me some advice. I just learned how to squirt (female ejaculation) I absolutely love it and my man does too. I learned the technique and I know that I have to be comfy and hit the g-spot, push out ect, but my questions are: 1)How do some people shoot large amounts out at a time and 2) what can I do to enhance it. I’ve been doing keagles too, hoping that helps. I done it last night really good, then today I tried again and it only gushes out a little bit. I want explosion every time! Nik, can you and your dirty army help? Happy birthday by the way!

I hate squirters (Erin Andrews)… the only one who should be spraying chicks down is the man. No guy wants to make the process longer by wasting 20 more minutes cleaning himself off. So gross.- nik



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The Number One Stunter

February 15, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 137 9,189 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,This nutjob is Kara Leigh Reid,from Hammond,la. She is teh fakest bitch I have ever encountered she likes to play that innocent card but she knows that she is garbage. She has slept with hundreds of innocent bystanders,and she is only 19 oh and by the way,the mother of a fiver year old, Well mother when its convienant.She is engaged to a nice guy but a total “duck” bc she is cheating on him with a dude named “Gucci”, well that is what he calls himself. she wont sleep with her fiance unless he buys her a bag of fake to smoke,She thinks she is the most beautiful thing that walked the earth,ant the poor slore must be lacking mirrors, bc she reminds me of Fiona from shrek and her chin is an exact match to vanderlay silva aka the axe murder,from the UFC.Poor thing has been to the crazy house four times by the age of 19 She told her fiance she wouldnt move back in with him unless he proposed,basically bc nobody her age is gonna put up with her crazy fake ass and let her kid move in to.The poor thing says she is a spoiled princess but has no clothes and she is 19 with a tongue ring,hello that went out liek twelve years ago.I getit though all the low rider,fast and furious wannabe trash that hangs out at autozone parking lot have the same thing so i get it sh ejust wants to be part of her group,bc she has know girlfriends she has screwed them all over .This is a warning she has std so warning Gucci and all you other slum dogs she is a drama queen that will get you caught up bc she thrives on starting shit.

She had a kid at 14…where are the parents.- nik



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