THE DIRTY ARMY: Think you hear it all? Well Nik you’re in for a screwed up one here. Welcome to the drd love triangle. First you have your #1 slut Gabrielle Reed. #2 Slut Laura Yeager (who both cheated on their boyfriends with the same guy Robbie C. slut#5) and they both don’t know it, but I guess they do now. Then you have slut #3 Emily Vicknair. Who is Robbie’s EX GIRLFRIEND. Who did in fact put a gun to his head when he tried to leave her for slut#1. Lost yet? Well here’s the final happy ending to the perfect story. Remember Lance In everyone’s pants? who was dating that chick Bessma well HERE IS SLUT #4 Bryce Ellzey, who in fact is dating Bessma and just recently hooked up with slut#1,#2 AND #3. One more catch, Robbie is best friends with this guy Bryce, AND HE HAS NO IDEA. and then heres the cherry topping for the STD ice cream Emily Vicknair has HPV, so guess what nik? Now they all do. lmao drd triangle. gotta love it.