LSU | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Heather Lyn Goodwin

July 22, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 103

THE DIRTY ARMY: Fat roll heather Lyn Goodwin, living in Breaux bridge would like to invite any man that needs his dick sucked to contact her. She performs oral, Amal, regular sex for the same fee. She refuses to Lose her fat roll gut as she’s a far nasty lazy bitch!!!! From the country club!! Located in the parks/ bread bridge area!!! She thinks she is the finest thing since sliced bread. She’s a fat, nasty,  skank. She claims to be from the country club but lives in a trailer and got knocked up by a LOSER. She smokes cr*ck in front of her daughter and never changes her diaper. Her house is disgusting and smells like shit 24/7 She has the nerve to call other women fat. Her excuse is she had a BABY!! ONE YEAR AGO!! LOL It’s called being a LAZY SLOB! NOTICE HER DOUBLE CHIN IN HER PHOTOS LOL SHe thinks she’s one bad mutha fcka, but really she’s a sad MUTHA FUCKAn She’s an angry little troll and is jealous of anyone that has done better than her. (which is pretty much anyone-since she hasn’t accomplished much but getting knocked up by a LOSER–LuLz) NIK, WOULD YOU HIT IT?

Answer: Not even if candy fell out.

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Love Triangle

July 18, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Think you hear it all? Well Nik you’re in for a screwed up one here. Welcome to the drd love triangle. First you have your #1 slut Gabrielle Reed. #2 Slut Laura Yeager (who both cheated on their boyfriends with the same guy Robbie C. slut#5) and they both don’t know it, but I guess they do now. Then you have slut #3 Emily Vicknair. Who is Robbie’s EX GIRLFRIEND. Who did in fact put a gun to his head when he tried to leave her for slut#1. Lost yet? Well here’s the final happy ending to the perfect story. Remember Lance In everyone’s pants? who was dating that chick Bessma well HERE IS SLUT #4 Bryce Ellzey, who in fact is dating Bessma and just recently hooked up with slut#1,#2 AND #3. One more catch, Robbie is best friends with this guy Bryce, AND HE HAS NO IDEA. and then heres the cherry topping for the STD ice cream Emily Vicknair has HPV, so guess what nik? Now they all do. lmao drd triangle. gotta love it.

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Tyrone Rivas

July 15, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik im the one who knocked tyrone rivas out and broke his nose because he grabed my dick at the bar. when he woke up his nose was broke and he called the police and pressed charges on me and the owner of the bar and i went to jail and now the fa*get is suing me . hes a hairy little faget , hes scary and cant fight and talks alot of shit for some one that cant back shit up. hes just a big hariy pu*sy.

He’s not worthy of the crown.- nik

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Cyber Stalker

June 25, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 246

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tashia Bienvenu, who goes by the title Misses Tot, but may also be known as Leoni Sanders, Dashayawana Obamanotta, Calvin Freebasehead Honkeyhater Hamilesh, among many other fake Facebook profiles she has created. When recently called out on these fake profiles that she uses to stalk and harass people, she turned to her “entertainment” page “WTF Louisiana” to publicly slander those people and their families. She accused her ouster of molesting her own child. She’s told other mother’s that their kids look like they have Down’s Syndrome and should be drowned. She acts like she’s all that because her husband is a DENTIST, but she came from nothing and tries to shame everyone from her small hometown because she is so insecure. Her own family no longer claims her because she is psychotic. This girl needs to get her head checked. BEWARE!

Pretty sure there’s a body wrap under that dress.- nik

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No Respect For Herself

June 17, 2013 LSU, New Orleans 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl here… Had a baby and all and still fux everyone. Stop being a sloot. Everyone banged her so I don\’t even have to put her name… It will show up on the comments believe that Nik. You are a mom… Class it up sloot! And I\’m sure your baby daddy wouldn\’t like u sending pics out.. Enough said Nik like I said… Everyone else can tell u about her.

Baby daddy would definitely not like this.- nik

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Con Artist in Charlotte

June 13, 2013 Charlotte, Dirty Predator, LSU 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Taylor Sams Parmiter AKA “Ryan Thompson” has been going around Uptown Charlotte and all around pretending to be this hot shot, soccer coach for Chelsea. Supposedly he is from Essex England when in reality he is from Indiana (beware of his really good English accent). Anywhere you go Uptown and mention him people instantly recognize his name because he is working hard to make a “name” for himself as he has mention several times. Well I think it is time to put him to shame. He has multiple charges like theft, receiving stolen property, credit card fraud, Resisting Law Enforcement, Loss Of Good Time Good Time Taken By Hearing Officer, failure to pay a cab fare and so on all of this in different states like Cincinnati, Indiana and of course Mecklenburg County. He also has multiple restraining order against him because once you get tired of how sketchy his story is and call him out on it he goes on this rant and start threatening his victims. He has a couple warrants for his arrest and of course he is on parole. He currently lives in Statesville but basically he goes around Uptown trying to find a place to spend the night and some other girl to lie to about who he is until he can steal money, personal items or simply have a place to stay. He usually hangs around The Ashton, Sip in Uptown and The NC Music Factory looking for his new victim. Even his dad has recognized that he is a con artist and has or wants nothing to do with him. So now you know beware of his “accent” and his “soccer” career it is all lies.

Dude barely look outta high school, who’d fall for those lies…- nik

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Covington’s Finest

June 12, 2013 Baton Rouge, Dirty Army Strong, LSU 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well…I posted about one. Guess I should do the other. This, Nik, is Lauren Richard. This FAT WHORE thinks she’s some kind of Hott shit. She’s all about the black d*ck and gets all emo over the littles things. She cakes her makeup on and wears these weird outfits to cover her fat. She galavants around with her titties out thinking its cute. She’s ALWAYS DRINKING!! You can find this bitch in a bar or in a club almost every night. She’s ALWAYS dtf if its offered. Paybacks a bitch, ladies.

Everything should be done in moderation.  If she followed that rule she may not be combating a beer belly.- nik

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For The Love Of Kids

June 12, 2013 Baton Rouge, Dirty Predator, LSU 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche bag is David Honeycutt. He’s pretty well know in the Baton Rouge/ Livingston parish area (everyone knows to stay away from him). His only claim to fame is the fact that he NEVER wears shoes and hasn’t missed a prom since he graduated, 5 YEARS AGO. This guy is known to boast that he’s slept with over 40 girls but in reality has only gotten with two. He’s 22 and still hangs around high schools trying to pick up 15 year old girls and then bashes on them when they turn him down. What’s worse is that he always has his dog tags on and feeds anyone who will listen a sob story even though he got kicked out of the army 3 years ago and never made it through basic training.

He should start a limo service.- nik

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