THE DIRTY ARMY: Miss Kyle Bridges is always looking for a new man, and always has her shovel in hand. GOLD DIGGIN SHOVEL that is!!! This broke bitch from Rayville, LA went to LSU as a student worker because she was too poor to pay tuition. Broke as hell yet shacking up in a 3m Mansion on the lakes with 2 gays, traveling all over the globe Jet Setting and giving up the ass. Now that she has dried and drained all the $ she could out of Louisiana, bitch is in Los Angeles draining it dry. This gold digger slut gets what she wants. She wants your $$$$ and someone elses dick. Yep! She is not only using you for $ she is also cheating on you. Why else would she be on grinder all the time searching for cock? Nothing will ever satisfy this nasty hoe. Id advise you keep a close tab on your wallet if you see her, no telling what she will do when she smells money.

Who wears pants in that relationship, and I mean literally, do they both wear man pants?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so Nik, Sarah here was dating one of the biggest losers in BR Joseph L she than leaves Joseph to hook up with one of his best friends Brett B LOL Now whos surprised shes cheating on Brett B and they broke up. So ms Sarah is on escapades in vegas, so Nik would you??

Answer: No, skin complexion is off above her +2′s, I’m guessing photoshop (which is needed for refunds).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-This is Kayla from Baton Rouge. She is the most deceiving, heartless bitch i’ve ever met. She won’t fck with single guys, but if they have a boyfriend se thinks she can do whatever she wants with them. She leads guys on and fcks with their heads then just drops them. If u aren’t a bald, obnoxiously huge meathead then she doesn’t care about u. She fcked Mike Stud at the Kappa house and is obsessed with him. Her and all her friends r sluts. All they care about is going to bars every night thinking that they r “exclusive” and starting shit with everybody. Somebody needs to tell this bitch she isn’t what she thinks she is. I also heard rumors that she has a cam show she streams from her bedroom. BITCH

Wonder where she got those purses…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl is a bartender who cannot keep a good job, got fired from local apartment complex and is now working at CityBar in Downtown BR. She is a psycho slut who is thinks she is hot shit and is guilty of stalking her hot ex-boyfriend Jared M. She follows him wherever he goes out and tries to be buddies with his sister just to keep sleeping with him. She is often hanging out with fellow sloots and previous postees on the dirty, Scotti P. and Kelly “Busted ass Barbie” P. She is a Jersey Shore/Italian wannabe going nowhere in life but thinks that she is a local celebrity since her modeling agency is instagram and she’ll add anyone on facebook just so randoms will compliment her! She has no tits, a busted ass face, stringy, over-processed hair and is guilty of often taking selfies making the duck face and wearing fake “nerd” glasses. She is just another piece of Denham trash who cannot get a degree and will never hold a good job or have a husband because she is always drunk skanking around BR! Tell us what you think Nik!

When she’s not upside down she looks like a man.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: About a year and a half ago this girl was hooking up with a friend of mine, and 3 others simultaneously. He got fed up with the 4am calls, and the 4:45am banging of the door uninvited. next thing you know she says shes pregnant. her first instict was to pin it on the most responsible, and stable guy since the other 3 were fuck wads that still lived at home or on a friends couch. This guy, exclusively started dating her, accepted the fact that he was father, pampered her, bought her a fucking house, and payed for everything like a good father should. Concerned friends started talking and he found out she was a whore with super sloot powers from slutagonia. (thats her distant whore universe). After 9 months of labor, delivery, and 3 months of taking care of “his child”, he founds out the child isnt his. At least that’s what the state certified paternity test said. Of course he lost his shit, she admitted, tried to “fix things”. Needless to say now, she is with broke dick #?, and lives a life with him, although you can expect the late night phonecalls begging for forgiveness

That pear was modeled after her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Christine Albrecht Bertucc!, she works for Allstate and tries to sell men policies then tries to get them in her bed! She has done this to many customers. So ladies beware! Her boss Eddie should also beware this is why he is loosing customers, and will eventually hsve a law suit on his hands! She is a nasty woman who is married with children, im sure Ella would not like to grow up and see you trying to get with all these young men!

That house doesn’t make sense.- nik