THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this pic is pretty old but I just found out about this site,I  love it.  These poor things try so hard to get guys to notice and like them they pretend to like football and thorw football parties, when I actually watched a game with them they had no clue what was going on.  The only guys who are at their party is the 3 cardboard cutouts in the background, and there is only 3 of them so some of the girls are gunna have to share.

They need to lay off the chicken wings.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this h*e thinks she is a dime piece.  Her name is Anna and she is a f*ckin wh*re.  This girl gets obsessed with guys and will do pretty much anything for a guy who has peircing and tattoos.  She has ditched her boyfriends to run off with some badboy who she just wants to f*ck, Anna is a tr*mp.  I hope this girl becomes the recipient of a lazy eye when one of these guys blows a load into it.

I don’t think they could even make it to her eye with that nose in the way.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy Andy the dude in the coca cola outfit is destined to be a 40 year old virgin.  This guy stalks girls who are still in highschool, he phones a few of them everyday and stares at their pics all the time, granted he looks like a little pre-mature boy but its still illegal my friend.  This guy and his friends make wierd sh*t around the dorms and always make a mess and one of them always ends up puking at parties.

They aren’t even beer cartons. Fail.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Sally. She is a law student. What do you think?

Sally, I’m going to give you a complement sandwich. It looks like you had a good plastic surgeon, your face looks like you’re from Jersey, but your tan is very life like.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Matt. He is a total stoner. Just look at his eyes. I think he has smoked so much W33d that his eyes are permanently like that. He thinks he is going some famous rock just because he can play three songs on is stupid guitar. WTF?

Dude, you just have to make pairs. It is not that confusing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Patricio. He is the biggest male sl*t around. He thinks he is so hot and can get every chick. Guess what you’re NOT and you Can’t. PS. stop calling me I don’t want to hook up with you!!!!!

Looks like he can get all the dudes he wants.- nik