Marquette | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Transformers

April 17, 2009 Marquette 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy Andy the dude in the coca cola outfit is destined to be a 40 year old virgin.  This guy stalks girls who are still in highschool, he phones a few of them everyday and stares at their pics all the time, granted he looks like a little pre-mature boy but its still illegal my friend.  This guy and his friends make wierd sh*t around the dorms and always make a mess and one of them always ends up puking at parties.

They aren’t even beer cartons. Fail.- nik



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Sceptre head

April 15, 2009 Marquette 10

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Sally. She is a law student. What do you think?

Sally, I’m going to give you a complement sandwich. It looks like you had a good plastic surgeon, your face looks like you’re from Jersey, but your tan is very life like.- nik



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Go Fish

April 14, 2009 Marquette 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Matt. He is a total stoner. Just look at his eyes. I think he has smoked so much W33d that his eyes are permanently like that. He thinks he is going some famous rock just because he can play three songs on is stupid guitar. WTF?

Dude, you just have to make pairs. It is not that confusing.- nik



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Spanish Fly

April 10, 2009 Marquette 1

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Patricio. He is the biggest male sl*t around. He thinks he is so hot and can get every chick. Guess what you’re NOT and you Can’t. PS. stop calling me I don’t want to hook up with you!!!!!

Looks like he can get all the dudes he wants.- nik



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Tanya

April 9, 2009 Marquette 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tanya and one of her sk*nky friends. She is the biggest sl*t to walk on to Marquette University. She will F*ck anything that has a D*ck.

This is a crime. Beer pong without Red Cups, disgusting.- nik



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Beautiful

April 8, 2009 Marquette 1

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It’s a beautiful thing Marquette. I’m proud.



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BubblePopQueen

April 7, 2009 Marquette 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY:
Nik, this is that BubblePopQueen. She was on here before but I just wanted to say that she is such a stupid Sl*t!!!! She has a Boyfriend and she totally cheats on him all of the time. She is obsessed with herself and she is also sooooooo fake. She says that she has a Land Rover but that is such a LIE. She drives a busted old Geo.

She is following in the foot steps of all of the great Dirty Celebs. She is becoming a Photoshop Master.



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Dirty Pool

April 6, 2009 Marquette 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik what do you think of our dirty pool party in the dorm.  Does it live up to the dirty standards?

I can’t believe that girl is sitting on the floor. People still pee in dorm showers, you are sitting on a floor where people have peed.- nik



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