THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tanya and one of her sk*nky friends. She is the biggest sl*t to walk on to Marquette University. She will F*ck anything that has a D*ck.

This is a crime. Beer pong without Red Cups, disgusting.- nik

It’s a beautiful thing Marquette. I’m proud.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is that BubblePopQueen. She was on here before but I just wanted to say that she is such a stupid Sl*t!!!! She has a Boyfriend and she totally cheats on him all of the time. She is obsessed with herself and she is also sooooooo fake. She says that she has a Land Rover but that is such a LIE. She drives a busted old Geo.

She is following in the foot steps of all of the great Dirty Celebs. She is becoming a Photoshop Master.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik what do you think of our dirty pool party in the dorm.  Does it live up to the dirty standards?

I can’t believe that girl is sitting on the floor. People still pee in dorm showers, you are sitting on a floor where people have peed.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this douche is dirty Mike.  This kid is obsesses with f*ckin he will f*ck anything he possibly can, the skankier and easier they are the better.  Mike will start to rap at parties and make a complete fool out of himself, he thinks he is a gangster and tough cause he does drugs and supplies his h*es with whatever they want.  This guy is nasty

I’m glad that she is covering up that plumbers. I would have lost my appetite for sure.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is dirty Matt.  He always finds a way to take his clothes off at parties and make a big scene about it, this guy is a major douche and just parades around talking a bunch of sh*t.  I don’t know how this guys gets girls but he talks about everything he does with them after they hook up with him.  This guy is dirty and a f*g

It is lucky they have the same cup size.- nik