THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirtbag has been sleeping with his secretary Kathy Sirber and his wife and children don’t know. He’s also been on dating websites saying he is single or trying to hook up to cheat. I also read online he was fined by the police for stealing money from clients to pay for his girlfriends. This guy should be in jail. Do a search on him for fraud or court and you will find him. Scum!
The only one who looks stupid is his wife. Divorce his ass already.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren, she looks sweet and innocent but that is clearly a front, she isn’t so much of a sloot because she doesn’t actually sleep with many guys at all. She has way too high standards for the way she looks. She does however go to different towns around Montgomery county and find one guy, flirt with him and hook him into her little spell, she has am amazing personality and is an all around cool girl and fun girl to be around. But she will get what she wants from you, make you fall in love with her very easily, get close to your family and friends. And then end things with you just to do that same thing to your best friend, but she will somehow still string you along while doing so. And of course all of your friends want her because she is so much fun. She will then spend the next few years playing both you and a few of your friends, and shes good at it too. And while shes doing it to you and your friends, shes doing it to another group of guys in a different town. She is a highly intelligent girl so she is very good at manipulating guys and making them give her what she wants and making them fall under her spell. I met her 4 years ago and i am still in love with her after all she has done to me, my best friend is also still in love with her. She’s a cool girl but she will break your heart, this girl has absolutely no feelings at all. Lauren gets anything she wants and will stop at nothing to get it, and I’m sick of it, because i want to be the only guy to give her everything she would ever want or need, for the rest of her life.
You sound like a stalker.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Allow me to introduce to you, the arabian clowns Mo and all his cousins. these guys are the reason women can’t walk on light st! they are under cover they LOVE pepsi & vasaline they start fights with guys who can’t defend themselves then play the victim when the cops come Mo was caught giving his dog a hand job when asked wtf he said “the dog is in heat i don’t want him going in the house” YEAH also go caught stealing snuggers rubbers from CVS these guys are truely pieces of shit that need to be put on blast for being the harassing annoying disgusting manginas they are!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is Holly Greggs…better known in the Baltimore area as the Mad River Whore. She is a self-centered attention seeker. She likes to get down with her co-workers and there friends as soon as they call last call. Behind the bar, bathrooms, cars, she does not care as long as she gets what she wants. Allegedly she is in a committed relationship, but her current fling must be blind because he has no idea how dirty this girl gets on her work shift. When she felt she wasn’t getting enough attention she decided to create a fake facebook page to make it look like she had a stalker on her hands and then told everyone how creepy it was that someone do that to her. Nik, this girl needs to be called out!
Her relationship is with an older guy whose only in town a couple times a month, don’t worry about it.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, here is Serena from the Baltimore Ravens. I think she is the hottest female alive. She has everything a guy could ever want in a female (from a physical stand point). I figured you, of all people, could find something wrong with her…unless that is, you agree with me.
I don’t agree with you, besides the fact that she smells like noodles… her face is overweight.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is Coutney Scott. She lives in Gettysburg, PA and has a little boy. But you sure as hell wouldn’t know it the way she is ALWAYS out and skanking it up with some new guy. She is always putting up pics of her being trashy and constantly talking about where she is getting wasted. I’m sure she is a GREAT mom when she isn’t trashed, or hungover, or getting laid by some random (which is often). Anyways, please tell her to step up and start being a good example for her child! Thanks!
Her kid will turn out to be just like her, and that won’t be the only #WINNER she’ll pop out.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Two weeks out of the country in Afghanistan, Kate Stadig is already cheating on her boyfriend.
Lets get some pictures as evidence and save a soldier once he’s back in his homeland.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This btch talks maaddd shit…and I’m over it! Her drd ass looks like a troll….can you see the resemblance? The green dress isn’t helping much either!
She definitely stole that outfit from the set.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! PLEASE tell the UMD KD’s that they aren’t sh*t! They walk around with their letters on their cheap bags like they’re something special. Please set them straight. These are some of their finest girls. And these aren’t even bad pictures. Please post this and set them straight, tell them to stop being PIKE bikes!
How do the Pikes even get it up for this?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Liz Owen and Emma Czarnopys. The biggest fratstar wannabes at UMD. You can find either of them passed out at the library drunk, or in any random fraternity guy’s bed. This is UMD’s finest, this is our top sorority Nik. Don’t come to College Park, you’d be so let down. How embarrassing are we?
A regular shaped girl couldn’t make that face if she tried.- nik
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