Tuesday 21st May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Telling it like it is

April 29, 2013 Maryland, Washington 2 7,315 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: George Randolph Hopper, known as “Randy” for years has trolled the internet Singles and dating sites seducing women into relationships with him. He claims he is single, but the truth of the matter is he is VERY married. He gets into relationships only to use the women for sex, financial gain, and whatever else he can take from them. Once he has taken the woman for everything he can get, or she refuses to fund anything else for him, he will drop her. Change his cell phone numbers and email address and more on to his next victim. He claims it’s all lies and that all the women are lying about him and are all whores, etc.. that came on to him and when he rejected them they got mad and set out to destroy him. Tell that to all the women from Alaska to North Carolina that he has left hung out to dry but financially & emotionally. We don’t hate him, we just want to stop him from destroying lives without any remorse or conscience about it.

I don’t think that homeowner appreciated your shoes on their furniture.- nik



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You Need to Hire This Girl

April 29, 2013 Maryland 5 9,934 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of you and your website, and can’t thank you enough for providing the world with endless entertainment. Have you heard of Rebecca Martinson? In short: she wrote what I might consider the most hilarious email of all time to her Delta Gamma Sorority Sisters, it went viral, and now she’s been kicked out of her sorority. People are saying that she has no chance at a normal life or a normal job, but I beg to differ. I think she has a bright future as a writer and I think you need to hire her to write for The Dirty. She coined the term, “C*nt Punt,” AND she’s hot. Stupid HOT. How can you say no? Please hire this crazy chick. Here is a link to her awesomeness: [click here for article]

Hide=ing behind your friends and leaning back, chose one or the other.- nik



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Rebecca Martinson Is Vile

April 27, 2013 Maryland, The Dirty 83 88,303 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for 3 years now! I can’t wait to read your new book. Anyways, have you read this crazy sorostitute Rebecca Martinson’s email to her Delta Gamma sisters? It’s just awful, but what’s even worse is the racist tweets she would constantly post. She thinks she’s hot sh*t, but has she even looked in the mirror? Rebecca looks like she’s fifteen and her face is beat. I can tell she is hiding a giant forehead behind those tacky bangs. She is an awful human being and I have no idea how she will be able to get a job after she was exposed by her sisters. What will she do with her life? Nik, I NEED your opinion on this girl.

I like the swirly faces. Rebecca has guy face to me. Take off the wig and she could be your brother.- nik



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Henry/Alex Madrid is a Scammer

April 22, 2013 Baltimore, Maryland 1 7,321 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Henry Madrid is a major creep. He goes by several aliases. Henry Madrid, Alex Madrid, and now Alex Depp. He pretends to be nice and tries to charm every girl he meets. Henry or should I say Alex is so desperate he tries to pick up chicks on yelp. He lies about being from California when he’s actually from Baltimore. Sadly womanizing and being creepy aren’t the worst things about him. He is a scam artist. He’s been involved in credit card scams and is now running a fraudulent charity. The charity is called Depp Charity where he supposedly sells tee shirts to feed hungry kids. On this site he claims his name is Alex Depp. Henry/Alex is the most pathetic person in Maryland.

Is that Blue Steel?- nik



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Finally She’s Gone

March 1, 2013 Maryland, Vancouver 8 7,078 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of Monivoi Vatiaki studio she goes to in america she left schl here in canada to do studio sessions in a basement my bfriends friend used to deal with her but shes not available rite now for him bcause shes working on her music career what she NEEDS a bfriend to guide her to a different path since these purple crayons are not doing nthing but hitting her stanky puss n feeding her lies that she can sing she needs to become an official HO

Is that an albino purple crayon??- nik



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Whys Everyone Hating On Dina

February 28, 2013 Maryland, Washington DC 76 10,670 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Why is everyone hating on dina hershey are they clearly jealous of her natural beauty, toned body and party girl lifestyle? stop putting her life on blast because she is honestly one of the nicest and fun girls you\’ll ever meet once you get to know her. Nik take another look. would you?

She slaps on make-up like a clown and heavily under-dressed.- nik



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