THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is why DC is known for ugly girls. This is literally the left overs that infest our nightlife. Anyone who gets with this must be doing it for a bet or wants the clap, right? Or do they just put a bag over her head?  Is there anything we can do to save DC or are we just screwed?

She doesn’t deserve blonde hair.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Allyn Rose, Miss D.C. 2012 and an upcoming contestant for Miss USA. Maybe there is hope for D.C. after all.  Wanted to ask you and see what you think?

I think Washington DC might have a chance at Miss USA. The nose is a little long, but her chest makes up for it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this cross eyed piece of sh*t named Ryan Nemcek is 33, unemployed and likes to beat up girls. He borrows money off his grandfather to go out drinking every weekend. He has been known to piss on his own floor in the middle of the night. He doesn’t cook, do his own laundry or clean up his own piss, he makes his 75 year old grandfather do it. He only hangs out with morbidly obese girls because he is so insecure with himself. He got knocked out in bar and laid face down on the men’s room floor. How disgusting!! He even gave someone I know DRD but won’t admit it. He hates all women and thinks they are sluts when in reality HE is the slut.

His grandparents need to cut him off.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wanna be needs to put her modeling in check… She needs serious help, from her trashy pole dancer poses to the outfits she wears. She picks the nastiest photographers and she thinks shes going to get somewhere important modeling like a tramp? Really!?!?!? She promotes “self tanners” yet her nose looks like she shoved it in a bowl of mashed carrots. She actually got a guy to settle down with her.. poor chap…. She’ll use him like she uses all the rich men in the area.. To promote her “Up and coming modeling career”.  She actually has a website too, classy one she is.  She can’t hold a real job because who would hire this low class hooker that poses nude – images that you can just GOOGLE and find her nasty ass… and that ugly orange nose.

You cannot be a model at her age. I decided.- nik