October 15, 2013 Maryland, The Dirty 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I sure you’ve seen this on Instagram. I just wanted to share because it’s so true.

He must be trippin’ on a fat white chick.- nik

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Two Former Navy Men Arrested For Rape/Sex Abuse

October 14, 2013 Marine Corps, Maryland, Washington DC 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, two former Naval Academy football players accused of raping a female midshipman at an off-campus party will face court-martial proceedings, in the latest in a string of high-profile sexual assault cases in the military that have drawn increased scrutiny from the Pentagon and Congress. The case stems from a 2012 “yoga and toga” party near the academy in Annapolis, Md., where the woman, then a 20-year-old second-year student, arrived intoxicated and later had sex with some of the players. In grueling testimony last month during a military hearing at the Washington Navy Yard, she said she had no memory of parts of the evening and may have passed out.

The next day, the woman testified, she heard via social media of the encounters with the three players, who were subsequently charged with sexually assaulting her and making false statements. The investigation was stymied in part by the woman’s initial refusal to cooperate, academy officials said.

The superintendent of the academy, Vice Adm. Michael H. Miller, made the highly unusual choice of pressing for court-martial against the advice of the investigator who over saw the caseinitial hearing, known as an Article 32 hearing, referred Midshipman Eric Graham and Midshipman Joshua Tate to general court-martial. Midshipman Graham is charged with abusive sexual contact and Midshipman Tate with aggravated sexual assault, and both are charged with making false official statements. Admiral Miller declined to refer charges against Midshipman Tra’ves Bush, the third player accused in the party incident.

These are not a few good men.- nik

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Alcoholic Pirate Hooker

September 12, 2013 Cougars, Maryland, Washington DC 113

THE DIRTY ARMY: A women named Evelyn Freitas is typically Prostitute from Brazil She use drugs everyday I’ve been chatting with this girl for a few weeks and we
finally met up for drinks. She took me to her place and we had sex. I said I didn’t have a condom and she just jumped on top after giving me head. Think I should get tested ASAP. A week after I came down with an drd, she infected me with ch**dia She’s a psycho that wants to get pregnant by any old guy out there She has multiple children with different fathers she end up getting marriage to her EX Client named Michael Price Should I get tested ? Nik

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Lindsay Sullivan

August 26, 2013 Maryland 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this little whore has no respect for herself nor does she have any respect for others, she has NO boundaries whatsoever! Lindsay is crazy and has been smoking a little too much K2 that might’ve caused some brain damage because the broad is dumber than a fu*king rock! She has unprotected sex with multiple guys, shes probably contracting every sexual disease possible, so beware my dudes.. That’s if you haven’t already hit it, the girl bops on anything with a dick! She claims that she’s doing so well for herself, yet she’s the biggest mess in all of Columbia. If you’re looking for a bad case of *, you can find this “keeper” working at the Columbia Gym making minimum wage and sucking her co-workers dick… You sure have it all together girl…. SIKE! You’re not fooling anyone, Lindsay!

Put down the weapon!- nik

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Telling it like it is

April 29, 2013 Maryland, Washington 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: George Randolph Hopper, known as “Randy” for years has trolled the internet Singles and dating sites seducing women into relationships with him. He claims he is single, but the truth of the matter is he is VERY married. He gets into relationships only to use the women for sex, financial gain, and whatever else he can take from them. Once he has taken the woman for everything he can get, or she refuses to fund anything else for him, he will drop her. Change his cell phone numbers and email address and more on to his next victim. He claims it’s all lies and that all the women are lying about him and are all whores, etc.. that came on to him and when he rejected them they got mad and set out to destroy him. Tell that to all the women from Alaska to North Carolina that he has left hung out to dry but financially & emotionally. We don’t hate him, we just want to stop him from destroying lives without any remorse or conscience about it.

I don’t think that homeowner appreciated your shoes on their furniture.- nik

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You Need to Hire This Girl

April 29, 2013 Maryland 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of you and your website, and can’t thank you enough for providing the world with endless entertainment. Have you heard of Rebecca Martinson? In short: she wrote what I might consider the most hilarious email of all time to her Delta Gamma Sorority Sisters, it went viral, and now she’s been kicked out of her sorority. People are saying that she has no chance at a normal life or a normal job, but I beg to differ. I think she has a bright future as a writer and I think you need to hire her to write for The Dirty. She coined the term, “C*nt Punt,” AND she’s hot. Stupid HOT. How can you say no? Please hire this crazy chick. Here is a link to her awesomeness: [click here for article]

Hide=ing behind your friends and leaning back, chose one or the other.- nik

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Rebecca Martinson Is Vile

April 27, 2013 Maryland, The Dirty 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for 3 years now! I can’t wait to read your new book. Anyways, have you read this crazy sorostitute Rebecca Martinson’s email to her Delta Gamma sisters? It’s just awful, but what’s even worse is the racist tweets she would constantly post. She thinks she’s hot sh*t, but has she even looked in the mirror? Rebecca looks like she’s fifteen and her face is beat. I can tell she is hiding a giant forehead behind those tacky bangs. She is an awful human being and I have no idea how she will be able to get a job after she was exposed by her sisters. What will she do with her life? Nik, I NEED your opinion on this girl.

I like the swirly faces. Rebecca has guy face to me. Take off the wig and she could be your brother.- nik

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Henry/Alex Madrid is a Scammer

April 22, 2013 Baltimore, Maryland 88

THE DIRTY ARMY: Henry Madrid is a major creep. He goes by several aliases. Henry Madrid, Alex Madrid, and now Alex Depp. He pretends to be nice and tries to charm every girl he meets. Henry or should I say Alex is so desperate he tries to pick up chicks on yelp. He lies about being from California when he’s actually from Baltimore. Sadly womanizing and being creepy aren’t the worst things about him. He is a scam artist. He’s been involved in credit card scams and is now running a fraudulent charity. The charity is called Depp Charity where he supposedly sells tee shirts to feed hungry kids. On this site he claims his name is Alex Depp. Henry/Alex is the most pathetic person in Maryland.

Is that Blue Steel?- nik

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