Maryland | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Henry/Alex Madrid is a Scammer

April 22, 2013 Baltimore, Maryland 96

THE DIRTY ARMY: Henry Madrid is a major creep. He goes by several aliases. Henry Madrid, Alex Madrid, and now Alex Depp. He pretends to be nice and tries to charm every girl he meets. Henry or should I say Alex is so desperate he tries to pick up chicks on yelp. He lies about being from California when he’s actually from Baltimore. Sadly womanizing and being creepy aren’t the worst things about him. He is a scam artist. He’s been involved in credit card scams and is now running a fraudulent charity. The charity is called Depp Charity where he supposedly sells tee shirts to feed hungry kids. On this site he claims his name is Alex Depp. Henry/Alex is the most pathetic person in Maryland.

Is that Blue Steel?- nik

+ Submit More Info 96 Comments

Finally She’s Gone

March 1, 2013 Maryland, Vancouver 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of Monivoi Vatiaki studio she goes to in america she left schl here in canada to do studio sessions in a basement my bfriends friend used to deal with her but shes not available rite now for him bcause shes working on her music career what she NEEDS a bfriend to guide her to a different path since these purple crayons are not doing nthing but hitting her stanky puss n feeding her lies that she can sing she needs to become an official HO

Is that an albino purple crayon??- nik

+ Submit More Info 9 Comments

Whys Everyone Hating On Dina

February 28, 2013 Maryland, Washington DC 95

THE DIRTY ARMY: Why is everyone hating on dina hershey are they clearly jealous of her natural beauty, toned body and party girl lifestyle? stop putting her life on blast because she is honestly one of the nicest and fun girls you\’ll ever meet once you get to know her. Nik take another look. would you?

She slaps on make-up like a clown and heavily under-dressed.- nik

+ Submit More Info 95 Comments

DC’s Doorknob

January 8, 2013 Maryland, Washington DC 72

THE DIRTY ARMY: Why is DC infiltrated with girls like this? And why do guys sleep with them? Help Nik. Save DC.

Blond hair is the only reason guys want her warm hole.- nik

+ Submit More Info 72 Comments

There Is Really No Hope For DC

January 7, 2013 Maryland, Washington DC 7

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is why DC is known for ugly girls. This is literally the left overs that infest our nightlife. Anyone who gets with this must be doing it for a bet or wants the clap, right? Or do they just put a bag over her head?  Is there anything we can do to save DC or are we just screwed?

She doesn’t deserve blonde hair.- nik

+ Submit More Info 7 Comments

Maybe There Is Hope For DC

November 19, 2012 Maryland, The Dirty, Washington DC 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Allyn Rose, Miss D.C. 2012 and an upcoming contestant for Miss USA. Maybe there is hope for D.C. after all.  Wanted to ask you and see what you think?

I think Washington DC might have a chance at Miss USA. The nose is a little long, but her chest makes up for it.- nik

+ Submit More Info 33 Comments

Such A Douchebag

November 8, 2012 Maryland 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this cross eyed piece of sh*t named Ryan Nemcek is 33, unemployed and likes to beat up girls. He borrows money off his grandfather to go out drinking every weekend. He has been known to piss on his own floor in the middle of the night. He doesn’t cook, do his own laundry or clean up his own piss, he makes his 75 year old grandfather do it. He only hangs out with morbidly obese girls because he is so insecure with himself. He got knocked out in bar and laid face down on the men’s room floor. How disgusting!! He even gave someone I know DRD but won’t admit it. He hates all women and thinks they are sluts when in reality HE is the slut.

His grandparents need to cut him off.- nik

+ Submit More Info 29 Comments

You Are Not A Model

November 8, 2012 Maryland, Washington DC 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wanna be needs to put her modeling in check… She needs serious help, from her trashy pole dancer poses to the outfits she wears. She picks the nastiest photographers and she thinks shes going to get somewhere important modeling like a tramp? Really!?!?!? She promotes “self tanners” yet her nose looks like she shoved it in a bowl of mashed carrots. She actually got a guy to settle down with her.. poor chap…. She’ll use him like she uses all the rich men in the area.. To promote her “Up and coming modeling career”.  She actually has a website too, classy one she is.  She can’t hold a real job because who would hire this low class hooker that poses nude – images that you can just GOOGLE and find her nasty ass… and that ugly orange nose.

You cannot be a model at her age. I decided.- nik

+ Submit More Info 2 Comments