THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This David Tristan Coombs. He is a failed promoter in the DC area who lives with his parents in Montgomery County Maryland. He says he works for multiple Companies who throw EDM parties in the city but the reality is that he just hands out flyers for for them for free just so he can brag about working for them. When he’s not being an attention wh*re or trying to get pictures with DJ’s, he’s having nervous breakdowns on Facebook. His most recent Facebook meltdown is him being pissed about a girl name Maris he was stalking for 6 months who had a boyfriend and was just using him for guest passes. After she broke up with her boyfriend, she still told him to piss off. What his bug eyes failed to realize is that she just turned 17. Another girl who went on a first “date” with him said he took her out into the woods where he made a candlelit shrine, cooked chicken, and demanded she sit in the middle of it (picture enclosed). What sociopath does that? Nik, Please rid our city of the douchebag.
The devil worshipping sacrifice pictures didn’t upload, please resubmit them.- nik