Twins

July 21, 2011 Maryland 0 7,208 Views

Twins!

Twins!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This btch talks maaddd shit…and I’m over it! Her drd ass looks like a troll….can you see the resemblance? The green dress isn’t helping much either!

She definitely stole that outfit from the set.- nik



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No Where Near The Hottest Sorority At UMD

July 18, 2011 Dirty Greeks, Maryland, The Dirty, Washington DC 1 6,435 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! PLEASE tell the UMD KD’s that they aren’t sh*t! They walk around with their letters on their cheap bags like they’re something special. Please set them straight. These are some of their finest girls. And these aren’t even bad pictures. Please post this and set them straight, tell them to stop being PIKE bikes!

How do the Pikes even get it up for this?- nik



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UMD KD’s Hotties

July 15, 2011 Maryland, Washington DC 1 6,936 Views

UMD KD's Hotties!

UMD KD's Hotties!

UMD KD's Hotties!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Liz Owen and Emma Czarnopys. The biggest fratstar wannabes at UMD. You can find either of them passed out at the library drunk, or in any random fraternity guy’s bed. This is UMD’s finest, this is our top sorority Nik. Don’t come to College Park, you’d be so let down. How embarrassing are we?

A regular shaped girl couldn’t make that face if she tried.- nik



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Jolly Green Giant

June 29, 2011 Dirty MySpace, Maryland 5 5,269 Views

Jolly Green Giant

Jolly Green Giant

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is the biggest fattest whore I know!!! She has slept with more guy’s then I can count. She has something on her lip and prob has drd too. She looks like the Jolly Green Giant in her green dress. She is 25 years old almost 26 and still lives at home with her mommy and daddy. She is the biggest sh*t talker and most two faced person I have ever met in my life, but she can’t back her sh*t up!!

Her parents should of kicked her out of the house a long time ago, maybe she wouldn’t look like a blimp without a free meal ticket.- nik



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Ever Wondered What A Skinny Jessica Simpson Would Look Like

June 6, 2011 Maryland, The Dirty 29 6,839 Views

Ever wondered what a skinny Jessica Simpson would look like?

Ever wondered what a skinny Jessica Simpson would look like?

Ever wondered what a skinny Jessica Simpson would look like?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this chick is pretty popular in Long Island and Maryland, I mean explain why else she has 5,000 friends on Facebook (I’m sure the +2s have nothing to do with it). She’s extremely hot and I know you would.

It’s crazy how much she looks like Jessica Simpson (circa 2000).- nik



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Stefanie Williams Has Had More Athlete Greg In Her Than Anyone At Maryland

May 10, 2011 Maryland 5 7,670 Views

Would you with Stefanie Williams

Would you with Stefanie Williams

Would you with Stefanie Williams

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik this chick is hot, yea shes a brunette and yea she’s probably had more athlete greg inside of her than someone who goes to Duke but shes hot and if you wouldn’t I’m going to question your sexuality.

She is not hot and I don’t understand why athletes bang her?- nik



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Steven Muller

April 8, 2011 Maryland 2 5,956 Views

Steven *Girlfriend Beater & Sh*t Talker*

Steven *Girlfriend Beater & Sh*t Talker*

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Steven Muller. He abuses women. He is all talk and no action. He is known for saying that he good in bed. When in reality he he aint. He cant satisfy the women or men. He thinks that women have to obey him. Cuz he’s a man and apparently has that power. Do not let this fool you!! He act all nice and sweet and make you think he’s a good man. But its all lies!! He dont get wat he wants or you double cross him or even turn him down, he will hurt and make you. He’s in the navy and thinks he’s “the man”. He a man he’s a p*ssy and he knows it. He just wont admit to it.

What is he doing in the bottom pic, trying to cup the balls that he apparently doesn’t have?- nik



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Sloot Of Bel Air, Md

April 8, 2011 Maryland 11 7,051 Views

Slut of Bel Air, Md

Slut of Bel Air, Md

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kristina Grammer, then schneider, now sexton. all the name changes should tell you about her. And at 22, she is the slut of Harford county. Bel Air, md. She has slept with everyone, has the herp, and has 3 kids by 3 different men. If you want a good time i guess call her cause she will open her legs up for anyone! and oh yeah, dont piss her off, cause she likes to TRY to press charges on people and they are denied cause she is bi-polar and is a compulsive liar. so men BEWARE of SLUT!

Locking guys down with babies should be entrapment.- nik



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