Maryland | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Be A Damn Mother

August 29, 2011 Maryland 1

Be a damn mother!

Be a damn mother!

Be a damn mother!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is Coutney Scott. She lives in Gettysburg, PA and has a little boy. But you sure as hell wouldn’t know it the way she is ALWAYS out and skanking it up with some new guy. She is always putting up pics of her being trashy and constantly talking about where she is getting wasted. I’m sure she is a GREAT mom when she isn’t trashed, or hungover, or getting laid by some random (which is often). Anyways, please tell her to step up and start being a good example for her child! Thanks!

Her kid will turn out to be just like her, and that won’t be the only #WINNER she’ll pop out.- nik



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Another Cheating Military Girlfriend

July 21, 2011 Baltimore, Maryland 10

Another Cheating Military Girlfriend

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Two weeks out of the country in Afghanistan, Kate Stadig is already cheating on her boyfriend.

Lets get some pictures as evidence and save a soldier once he’s back in his homeland.- nik



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Twins

July 21, 2011 Maryland 0

Twins!

Twins!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This btch talks maaddd shit…and I’m over it! Her drd ass looks like a troll….can you see the resemblance? The green dress isn’t helping much either!

She definitely stole that outfit from the set.- nik



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No Where Near The Hottest Sorority At UMD

July 18, 2011 Dirty Greeks, Maryland, The Dirty, Washington DC 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! PLEASE tell the UMD KD’s that they aren’t sh*t! They walk around with their letters on their cheap bags like they’re something special. Please set them straight. These are some of their finest girls. And these aren’t even bad pictures. Please post this and set them straight, tell them to stop being PIKE bikes!

How do the Pikes even get it up for this?- nik



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UMD KD’s Hotties

July 15, 2011 Maryland, Washington DC 1

UMD KD's Hotties!

UMD KD's Hotties!

UMD KD's Hotties!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Liz Owen and Emma Czarnopys. The biggest fratstar wannabes at UMD. You can find either of them passed out at the library drunk, or in any random fraternity guy’s bed. This is UMD’s finest, this is our top sorority Nik. Don’t come to College Park, you’d be so let down. How embarrassing are we?

A regular shaped girl couldn’t make that face if she tried.- nik



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Jolly Green Giant

June 29, 2011 Dirty MySpace, Maryland 5

Jolly Green Giant

Jolly Green Giant

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is the biggest fattest whore I know!!! She has slept with more guy’s then I can count. She has something on her lip and prob has drd too. She looks like the Jolly Green Giant in her green dress. She is 25 years old almost 26 and still lives at home with her mommy and daddy. She is the biggest sh*t talker and most two faced person I have ever met in my life, but she can’t back her sh*t up!!

Her parents should of kicked her out of the house a long time ago, maybe she wouldn’t look like a blimp without a free meal ticket.- nik



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Ever Wondered What A Skinny Jessica Simpson Would Look Like

June 6, 2011 Maryland, The Dirty 29

Ever wondered what a skinny Jessica Simpson would look like?

Ever wondered what a skinny Jessica Simpson would look like?

Ever wondered what a skinny Jessica Simpson would look like?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this chick is pretty popular in Long Island and Maryland, I mean explain why else she has 5,000 friends on Facebook (I’m sure the +2s have nothing to do with it). She’s extremely hot and I know you would.

It’s crazy how much she looks like Jessica Simpson (circa 2000).- nik



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Stefanie Williams Has Had More Athlete Greg In Her Than Anyone At Maryland

May 10, 2011 Maryland 5

Would you with Stefanie Williams

Would you with Stefanie Williams

Would you with Stefanie Williams

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik this chick is hot, yea shes a brunette and yea she’s probably had more athlete greg inside of her than someone who goes to Duke but shes hot and if you wouldn’t I’m going to question your sexuality.

She is not hot and I don’t understand why athletes bang her?- nik



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