THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Liz Owen and Emma Czarnopys. The biggest fratstar wannabes at UMD. You can find either of them passed out at the library drunk, or in any random fraternity guy’s bed. This is UMD’s finest, this is our top sorority Nik. Don’t come to College Park, you’d be so let down. How embarrassing are we?
A regular shaped girl couldn’t make that face if she tried.- nik