THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Lisa “elle” F**. Probably one of the dumbest sluts i have ever met. She makes youtube videos about beauty. WTF right? What would she know? She has wrinkles and recently had a nose job, which makes her look like Miss Piggy now. Oh, i did i mention she’s dumb? She’s “going to school for law” and lies that her name is Elle…Uh a bit Elle Woods status, ehh? She’d sell her soul just to make a quick buck. Greedy Bitch. Word is that she used her daddy’s gold card to pay off her Prof. after she was caught cheating on a test. Why would anyone trust this ugly bitch?

What a hack job. It looks like somebody bit off the end of her nose…Its also crooked.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This horsefaced tranny called lisa goes to my college and is part of the Alpha Chi Omega sorority. She is closet lesbian and she stalks all these girls in her classes online. She recently had a nose job because she hopes to become famous one day. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, the rest of her body needs to follow suit now and lean out.  She took a step in the right direction at least, but I don’t think she has a chance with that dead looking right eye.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik , Just sending some love your way anyways this is Maritza she is a model/actress here in miami , What do you think ? Would you ?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Melissa, she’s a Hooters waitress in Springdale. She can often be seen out partying and hooking up with anyone on Mount Saint Joe’s football team (aka may be the worst team to Jersey chase ever). And if your wondering… they are real. So Nik… Would you?

Answer: No, photoshop is for liars, and arms are way too fat.