Hooters Ho

February 18, 2010 Cincinnati, Miami Of Ohio, Would You? 64 5,992 Views

Hooters Ho

Hooters Ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Melissa, she’s a Hooters waitress in Springdale. She can often be seen out partying and hooking up with anyone on Mount Saint Joe’s football team (aka may be the worst team to Jersey chase ever). And if your wondering… they are real. So Nik… Would you?

Answer: No, photoshop is for liars, and arms are way too fat.



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I Do, Would You

September 1, 2009 Miami Of Ohio, Would You? 19 6,227 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the girl in the middle is my girlfriend Ashley…what do you think? would you??

Answer: No, they are all beat. Good job posting your girlfriend on TheDirty.com, something tells me she won’t be your girlfriend for much longer.



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Douche Night Out

August 26, 2009 Miami, Miami Of Ohio 3 8,294 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Carlos. This is another douchebag who thinks he is a promoter.  This guy is about 5′ 4″ and acts like he is the biggest guy around, he is cocky loud and rude.  If you are down for a douchebags night out then hang with this dude, he will get u bottles, hang out with you all night and try and steal any girl that you bring by the table.  Oh and if you want a hotel room for after he also can hook you up with that for double what it actually costs.  This guy is gay, he thinks he is some party boy who everyone loves, this guy thinks that people would pay just to see him and that he would never have to pay for anything ever when he goes out.  This guy also is the most proud gemini you have ever seen, I have trouble remembering my sign sometimes, this guy gets it shaved onto his head, he has a tattoo of it and he has given himself a nickname of gemini because he thinks it suits him so perfectly. This guy is wacked he is like an american guido, with a huge jew nose.  He hooks up with beat chicks, drinks your drinks and tries to f*ck your girls….I don’t think I need to say much else about this guy, so ya enjoy Nik.

This guy seems like a real winner.  Typical Miami tool.- nik



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Back To School

August 20, 2009 Alabama, Arizona / UofA, ASU, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, Florida Gators, Fresno State, FSU, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, MSU, Navy, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU 30 5,185 Views

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!



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Man Down

May 4, 2009 Cincinnati, Miami Of Ohio 9 8,109 Views

Man Down

THE DIRTY ARMY: From Miami of Ohio. Nik, this looks like a murder scene. Have you ever seen so many Solos treated like this.

Midwestern kids have no RESPECT for the Red Cup.- nik



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Bringing Shame To The Red Cup

April 30, 2009 Miami Of Ohio, Ohio, Ohio State 5 9,746 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik welcome to the sickest party of 2009 to date.  These guys got drunk and started to draw onto each other, yea man rock on!!

They kidnapped that Red Cup and are now holding him for ransom. Thell them we’ll pay.- nik



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Welcome To Twilight Zone

April 29, 2009 Miami Of Ohio, Ohio, Ohio State 10 8,874 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this shot is staged in no way..these 2 people actually do exist , how they found each other I don’t know.  Check out the house decorations, how snazzy.  Think that guy shaved his head recently

That house feels so homey.- nik



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Lemme Be Your Girlfriend…Not

April 28, 2009 Miami Of Ohio 2 5,393 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lauren and her partner in crime in the blue.  These girls are sl*ts they venture out at night ‘to look for a couple of cute guys’ in their words.  And they succeed, sometimes they have to share.  These girls find humour in starting drama, they just get their laugh and leave their mess behind.

They should start looking for some Plastic Surgeons.- nik



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