THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Carlos. This is another douchebag who thinks he is a promoter. This guy is about 5′ 4″ and acts like he is the biggest guy around, he is cocky loud and rude. If you are down for a douchebags night out then hang with this dude, he will get u bottles, hang out with you all night and try and steal any girl that you bring by the table. Oh and if you want a hotel room for after he also can hook you up with that for double what it actually costs. This guy is gay, he thinks he is some party boy who everyone loves, this guy thinks that people would pay just to see him and that he would never have to pay for anything ever when he goes out. This guy also is the most proud gemini you have ever seen, I have trouble remembering my sign sometimes, this guy gets it shaved onto his head, he has a tattoo of it and he has given himself a nickname of gemini because he thinks it suits him so perfectly. This guy is wacked he is like an american guido, with a huge jew nose. He hooks up with beat chicks, drinks your drinks and tries to f*ck your girls….I don’t think I need to say much else about this guy, so ya enjoy Nik.
This guy seems like a real winner. Typical Miami tool.- nik