THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Carlos. This is another douchebag who thinks he is a promoter.  This guy is about 5′ 4″ and acts like he is the biggest guy around, he is cocky loud and rude.  If you are down for a douchebags night out then hang with this dude, he will get u bottles, hang out with you all night and try and steal any girl that you bring by the table.  Oh and if you want a hotel room for after he also can hook you up with that for double what it actually costs.  This guy is gay, he thinks he is some party boy who everyone loves, this guy thinks that people would pay just to see him and that he would never have to pay for anything ever when he goes out.  This guy also is the most proud gemini you have ever seen, I have trouble remembering my sign sometimes, this guy gets it shaved onto his head, he has a tattoo of it and he has given himself a nickname of gemini because he thinks it suits him so perfectly. This guy is wacked he is like an american guido, with a huge jew nose.  He hooks up with beat chicks, drinks your drinks and tries to f*ck your girls….I don’t think I need to say much else about this guy, so ya enjoy Nik.

This guy seems like a real winner.  Typical Miami tool.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik welcome to the sickest party of 2009 to date.  These guys got drunk and started to draw onto each other, yea man rock on!!

They kidnapped that Red Cup and are now holding him for ransom. Thell them we’ll pay.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this shot is staged in no way..these 2 people actually do exist , how they found each other I don’t know.  Check out the house decorations, how snazzy.  Think that guy shaved his head recently

That house feels so homey.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Lauren and her partner in crime in the blue.  These girls are sl*ts they venture out at night ‘to look for a couple of cute guys’ in their words.  And they succeed, sometimes they have to share.  These girls find humour in starting drama, they just get their laugh and leave their mess behind.

They should start looking for some Plastic Surgeons.- nik