My Friend Didn’t Get Laid Because Of Michigan Wolverine Kicker Brandon Gibbons

October 15, 2013 Dirty Athletes, Michigan, The Dirty 99

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my buddies and I went to Vegas for the weekend.  We are all pretty much degenerate gamblers so of course we spent all day Saturday at the sports book.  So my buddy, lost about 7k Friday night on craps and was basically broke.  We all let him borrow around 1k so he could join the fun on Saturday and bet on the games.  He decided to put all 1k on Michigan vs Penn State and took the Michigan spread at -2.5.  All Michigan needed to do was win by 3 but this douchebag Brandon Gibbons who kicks for Michigan went 2-4 on his field goals during the 4 OT’s and Michigan lost by 3… here is where I’m going with this story… While we were in the sports book, my buddy met a super hot celebrity and she was very quick to flirt with him and give him her number.  Later on around 8pm she text him that she wasn’t feeling good and really needed a good massage… so my friend pops up and gets ready… goes downstairs to the taxi line but it was around an hour wait… he tries to get a town car for 60 bucks and realizes that he has NO MONEY left… none of us would give him more money either… so this kicker straight up ruined my buddies chance of sleeping with some Hollywood Royalty…

I think I know your friend. He texted me asking if I could lend him twenty bucks that day. He said it was so he could eat.- nik

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Voyeur Schizoid Sammi Skorka

October 1, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this needs to be put up on here. This shit will make you laugh but it’s all 100% true. Don’t ignore the past it will always come back and haunt you especially when you are Sammi Skorka. This nasty stupid bitchs real name is Samantha but she goe’s by the name Sammi. Samantha “sammi” Skorka has a dissociative identity disorder along with her split personalities She tries to manipulate other people into believing her lies she claimes to be a nazi but she isn’t and lashes out on anyone who confronts her about this matter. Sammi Skorka likes to twist things around about other people, and she lies about it when she gets confronted about it. This girl thinks she is so White Power and a true Racialist. she claims to be so politically active. Sammi Skorka and her boy toy James Wilson A bunch of wannabe skinheads living in her boyfriends moms/dads basement looking to beat the crap out of anyone who doesnt follow their point of view they are cowards, will gang up on you, and only attack in groups. The funny part about this is Sammi’s new boy toy devon is black. Sammi and James have an downs syndrome baby together.

She’s the last person you’d expect to be a purple crayon chaser…this could be the perfect cover-up- nik

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Dan “Bo” Willhelm

September 12, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 287

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This scum bags name is Dan but also known as Bo. For the past few months him and I have been seeing each other, and it was the biggest mistake I could’ve ever made. This pig is a liar, cheater and women abuser. Through our whole relationship he was seeing another women that he’s been with for awhile and swore he wasn’t. Not only that, he would beat me every time he drank, and every time he was roid raging. I hope is “girlfriend” Christina Martin, knows what he’s about. Nik put this scum on blast so no one falls for it anymore!

You lift bro?- nik

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A Strippers Tale

September 6, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 623

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet (Electra) Madison Murray. It been my unpleasant fortune to have dated this woman for the past several months. She is a stripper at a gentleman’s club in Metro Detroit. Having been with her for this time it turns out Madison was playing me with a great acting job. Being a busy CEO I was happy with the relationship “Stupid Me.”After all the shopping and goodies I got for her it comes out this lying “BITCH” was working on customers which I knew and was okay with it to an extent. She said she just did lap dances hence she didn’t make that much money. “WRONG” After a argument about her wanting me to give her my 2013 Cadillac Escalade to drive. Well, it get around the Club that my little sweetheart Madison is making a $1000.00 a night minimum all along saying shes makes very little and here I am supporting her.financially Well, the truth comes out when you flash a few hundred dollar bills around the club to staff and dancers have a different story to tell. Thay actual leave with a lot less because this Hottie is doing all these customers in ways let’s say keeps them coming back for more. So NIk… I got played and know it now it’s time to move on. So just a warning to any customers with wealth old or new beware oft this woman her soft voice kind manner it’s all an act she will steal you blind, If you want her it will cost you in the famous VIP rooms second floor but I hear shes a givier if “If The price Is Right.” I got the good stuff for free in a way but never at the club always at ouside of the club where it was normal… I know its my fault Nik please be kind to me !!!.

Strippers are all one and the same.- nik

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Jennaay Makes Charlie Sorry

September 5, 2013 Detroit, Michigan, MSU 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jennifer Raney has never had a boyfriend she didn’t cheat on. This guy Charlie Laney got a 5 million dollar settlement and all of a sudden he’s a stud in her eyes. I ain’t sayn’ shes a Gold Digger…But. My boy put this story and pics on his Facebook. He picked her up for a night out away from Charlie. Apparently he shits the bed sometimes due to his accident. My boy and Her got trashed and had some fun. Well Charlie couldn’t believe his precious Jennifer would do that to him so he took to the streets and to Facebook trying to Track her down. He called her whole family, and every dude she’s slept with in the last two years (over 15 dudes that Just I know including me). Chuckles finally found the street My boy lived on but not the address so he drove real slow screaming her name until she came stumbling out half dressed! He then continued to Facebook Message my boy in disbelief so He sent a “Train” of Proof. Sorry Charlie but this is too DIRTY to keep off The Dirty!

Like I said, on to the next one bud.  I’m assuming neither of those guys are Charley.- nik

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Sorry Charlie

September 4, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls jealous over controlling boyfriend for good reason caught her out all night with her old hooked. Girl got picked up before the sun went down on a hot July day this summer, and woke up to her boyfriend screaming out of his car window going down the road because he didn’t what house she was at just what street she was on. Sorry Charlie, but Jennifer Raney can’t be made into a house wife!

Poor Charlie, time to move on to the next one buddy.- nik

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Straight or Gay

August 28, 2013 Chicago, Michigan 147

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Bryan Nolan AKA the gay porn star Martin Hess. What is it about this guy that makes girls go crazy? I still don’t understand why Audrey, Kamila and Grace fight over him for years. Not only that he’s out of shape but he’s not even good looking. The fact that he got it in the ass should disgust you even more. He’s a nobody, lets not forget worst promoter in Chicago. He only brings out underagers. Someone please explain to me what these beautiful girls see in this dude!

Forgy, he sits when he pees.- nik

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Danjer Kat

August 23, 2013 Detroit, Michigan, Ohio 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Danjer Kat.. AKA Chelsey Glysz! SHE IS THE DIRTIEST chick in the mid- Michigan area! she thinks her shit dont stink!.. well i heard her P****y smells like puke after a long night of eating sushi! well she use to be a stripper at the Saginaw Deja VU! her vag*na looks like roast beef! i use to work with her.. it was hard to even look at it! well shortly after that career she moved on to selling videos on the internet. private web cam shows. then stuffing panties up her who-ha getting them wet then selling them to her customers! Nasty!! after that career that couldnt afford her oxycottin, herion, meth habit. she moved on to becoming a bartender on midland street.. witch she took to a whole nother level.. claiming to be a public figure. dressing like a slut. and shaking her loose lips all around town.. she thinks shes a model. she has to wear a ton of make-up to hide her m*th boils she gets all over her body. witch she picks all the time! its absolutely disgusting! there always scabbed up and crusty! i know of 30+ guys she has slept with and who knows about her high school days! she has had gonnerea mutlipule times! she has to stop with lies and whatnot.. acting like she is the hottest thing ever! when she is the Dity!! she also knows Fahlon Naples really well so you should already get the hint! p.s shouldnt have fcked my boy friend while i was a work c**t!

You should clean that mold above your sink before you take another picture of yourself.- nik

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