THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Lexie, a wh*re that I have had the unfortunate pleasure of working with the past couple of summers. She is one of those ugly, semi fat, slooty chicks that think they are the next sex symbol. She slept with my ex and then felt the need to text me all of the disgusting details (I had an instant image of two whales humping each other). She walks around town with her drunk of mother acting all high and mighty, when everyone knows they are actually broke and begging her grandparents for money. It is widely accepted that Lexie is one of the biggest wh*res ever and she will sleep with anything that has a greg. On a work trip to Vegas she not only slept with our old boss, but the perverted middle aged bar tender as well. She makes all of her pictures on facebook black and white in attempt to hide the nasty yellow fake hair and disgusting acne. So Nik, tell me is she not one of the ugliest f*cks you’ve ever seen?

I don’t know about ugliest but she’s definitely one of the fattest. I actually I take the back she’s definitely both.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is known as Laura Vinicombe, she has many fakes on the internet you name a site her pictures are going to be on it ! There is a bebo that everyone believes is REALLY HER ! but I highly doubt it.  Maybe I just like the real look. BUT I dont know why anyone would fake her? Shes pretty I guess?  I mean I cant really say shes that nasty but come on there is better people out there.  So why is this girl faked so much? Do you think she’s as amazing as people think she is?

She is faked because of her BREASTS… wake up and get with the program.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy (second from the left) is the scum of all scum bags he acts like the biggest douche bag around and still expects people to respect him just because hes ‘applying for med school’ yeah hes been ‘applying’ for a few years now the low life cant even get in. Hes arrogant and thinks hes hot sh*t. Hes almost 30 and still lives with his mom i dont think hes ever worked a day in his life. i hope he never gets accepted into med school because i would not want him as a doctor working on me.

Don’t worry he won’t, he just tells girls that expecting their pants to drop.  He must of wrangled a couple sloots and now thinks he’s captain amazing.- nik