THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney she has to be the greasiest girl I have ever met, she met her boyfriend through facebook,started dating him on new years had sex with him that night AND now has a tattoo of his name on her body. She barely went to high school from freshman year to junior and then finally dropped out senior year, she doesn’t have a job NOR does she want one and even if she tried I’m sure she couldn’t get one. She’s on probation for god knows what and all she does all day is sit around and take gross pictures of herself with her shirt up exposing her huge stomach, people actually ask her if she’s pregnant it’s that big. She thinks she is so gorgeous and calls pretty girls ugly for no reason? I’m assuming she has some insecurities and a whole lot of daddy issues. What do you think Nik?

Sweats and fake lashes do not excite me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Cory Trottier. He’s the biggest douche bag in Raleigh, North Carolina. He is originally from Michigan, but he moved down here for a job with the NC Education Lottery. He uses his job to lure girls to suck his Greg. He’s a loser and he doesn’t tell girls that his job is in advertising and that he has no real way of helping them win the lottery. But that doesn’t stop him from preying on girls, and he’s even been known to tell a few girls that he’ll split any jackpot money with them! He has no limits, other than the girl having 2 legs, a heart beat, and a wet hole. He doesn’t mind playing games, spends most of his time chasing high school chicks (which he does a lot!), and lying about making dreams come true. If there are budget cuts, which there will be, Cory Trottier at the NC Education Lottery advertising department should be the FIRST to go!

If you’re sleeping with a guy because you think he can help you win the lottery, you are a Freetard. -nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Jersey Shore wannabe Jamie thinks his body has been crafted out of stone. He is from Pontiac Michigan and has been working on his body for the last 5 years but it looks more like the last 5 weeks. He is the biggest story teller you’ve ever met. His friends know it, his family knows it, and wife busts him on his lies in front of his friends at least once a month but he never gives up. He’s always running around flexing and sending pictures of his body. He just won our Fantasy Football League Championship and his shit talking consists of taking shirtless pictures and sending it to his friends. I bet this will be the last time he does that.

The guys on Jersey Shore at least had friends, your a creeper.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This here is Courtney Jessie from Michigan she’s Myspace “famous” and thinks she’s the hottest thing to walk the earth since she has so many fakes on the internet. She wears way to much make up and her foundation is orange, She also wears a push up bra under her bikini top.. When I called her out for the huge gut she has all she would say is “You’re just jealous of me because I have fakes. Do you have fakes? Why would they fake me if I’m not hot or skinny?” I continued to argue with her I even posted a picture proving I was skinnier than her she said “I’m 99.9% sure that you’re fake and that’s not you” Oh yeah she also told me to die because she knows I’m right.. Real mature right? What do you think of this Cake face?

What kinda idiot would ever think that middle pic is real…what were you thinking.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this kid was caught red handed, literally. Gotta love house parties where the ugly girls get crazy and the dirty boys get . This was halloween, and as you can see, the girl has the best soldier girl costume in the room. Fingerblasting should not be allowed on the dance floor.

I wonder what kinda disease or chaffage you would get from that green suit rubbing against you.- nik