THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Lexie, a wh*re that I have had the unfortunate pleasure of working with the past couple of summers. She is one of those ugly, semi fat, slooty chicks that think they are the next sex symbol. She slept with my ex and then felt the need to text me all of the disgusting details (I had an instant image of two whales humping each other). She walks around town with her drunk of mother acting all high and mighty, when everyone knows they are actually broke and begging her grandparents for money. It is widely accepted that Lexie is one of the biggest wh*res ever and she will sleep with anything that has a greg. On a work trip to Vegas she not only slept with our old boss, but the perverted middle aged bar tender as well. She makes all of her pictures on facebook black and white in attempt to hide the nasty yellow fake hair and disgusting acne. So Nik, tell me is she not one of the ugliest f*cks you’ve ever seen?
I don’t know about ugliest but she’s definitely one of the fattest. I actually I take the back she’s definitely both.- nik