THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, Saw you on Dr.Phil and thought your site was AWESOME. I immediately thought that you should know about Tara Webb, also known as the Town Bike of Mason, Michigan. Everyone gets a ride on this toy. But seriously, look at its face. This chick thinks she is hot, but WTF is going on with her overly made up man face? How disgusting. Tell her how she REALLY is Nik.. Thanks!!

When you go heavy on the eye shadow like that it makes you look like a tranny, I’d say you were one but I’m sure there’s plenty of people who would comment in telling me otherwise.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is with all the beat freshman at MU this year? Total Boner killer. Would you?

Answer: No, decent looking girls make money too easily nowadays so colleges are filled with manly looking chicks like this.

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this girls name is jessica stock. she is so discusting. this is the first 300 pounder i have met who actually loves taking pictures of her self..she will show up to any party and lies constently about having a boyfriend whos on “vacation” and thats why nobody can meet him. she wears the tightest clothing and always has her huge saggy tits hanging all over the place.

All heavy girls love to take pictures of themselves.  You’d be amazed with all the chubby chasers out there, Ari even went through one of those phases.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik  Put this pepsi head bitch on blast. Meet R*chel. Her pathetic fat ass has been lurking around EL for years sucking johnson while she supposedly has a “boyfriend”. no dude is stupid enough to put up with this crazy compulsive lying donkey. she still stalks her ex n makes up bullshit like shes pregnant so he’ll stay with her. Shes lost all of her friends cuz noone can stand to be around her, even the ones she paid for in her sorority. She needs to get her life in check, and then maybe loose half her body weight and do something about those eyebrows.

Your mother would not approve of you making that greg face young lady.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I realize that by posting these pics you may be inducing vomiting in your readers, but I could really use some help. This beast Jackie Hofacer aka Jodacatt is the janitor at UMICH in Ann Arbor, and I seriously think that if something doesn’t happen soon, she’s going to end up killing me, along with whoever else is in the building. This 48 year old freak is completely obsessed with Saigon wh*re Tila Tequila, and considers herself a member of the “Tila Army”. She started stalking me on twitter last year, after she noticed that me and my friends enjoyed making fun of her idol Tila. What began as retarded internet trolling has morphed into Jackie stalking me in real life, and even trying to get me killed. Here are just a few of the things that she’s done so far:
1. Went on to my local news sites and in the comments section, implicated me in crimes, in addition to telling a violent criminal from my neighborhood that I was the one who “snitched” on them. She then blogged about how she hoped this person would [removed] me.
2. After reading my blog, which focuses mainly on rescuing animals from neglect and abuse, began to systematically contact every animal abuser I blogged about to give them personal information about me so they could use it to “hunt me down”.
3. Has been obsessively blogging about me for NINE MONTHS, vowing to get revenge on me for being a “Tila Hater” and promising that something bad will happen.
This woman is seriously nuts. I’ve notified her job a bunch of times, but according to Jackie, she is in the union and they would never fire her. I’ve offered to take down any posts on her and completely leave her alone if she simply promises to stop interfering in my volunteer work with animals, but she flat out said no. Keep an eye on this woman, one day she is going to end up on the news, and not for the right reasons.

I am guessing she got her clothes for free using Marlboro Miles.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Erin Wo**n She is from Flint Mi She does pepsi all the time has worked in a strip club and was\is a hooker! The really sad thing is she has a son and a younger sister! She thinks she is a model This trash needs to have her child taken away! The Photos say it all! Whats your take Nik?

She doesn’teven  look fit enough to work at Mcdonalds, mentally fit of course.- nik