My Friend Needs Help

December 20, 2011 Michigan 6

my friend needs help

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my friend needs help in my mind, but I want your opinion. They have a child together also. She is a pretty girl I think, and he is not that great looking. He pretty much treats her like sh*t. He goes and does whatever he wants because he is the sole bread winner. He will not let her get a job because he does not want their child in daycare. Then when she asks him for money or things he always gets mad and says I pay for everything. She cant even go out with her friends without him following her and spying on her. They broke up earlier this year and she started to see someone else. He found out and threatened the poor guy. Then they ended up talking and getting back together. Now that they are back together he abuses her mentally and verbally. He tells her how she is a wh*re for being with another man and that when he thinks of her he wants to throw up in his mouth. He also calls her a sl*t and a fat wh*re and tells her she will never do better. He runs around and does whatever he wants and always makes her stay home with their child. She never gets to do anything really. I have told her that she should leave his insecure *ss but she won’t. Maybe if she hears it from you she will. He also wont tell people that they are back together because he claims that he is embarrassed of her. He doesn’t want to be seen in public with her. This man has caused her to not be able to attend college, and has made her think so horrible about herself. She has great friends and a great family that would help her out. She deserves better then the piece of garbage she is with. What do you think she needs to do?

She needs to erase this man out of her life before she goes into a severe depression and harms herself or her child.- nik



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Lydia Likes Multiple Purple Crayons

October 11, 2011 Michigan 25

Lydia likes multiple purple crayons

Lydia likes multiple purple crayons

Lydia likes multiple purple crayons

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lydia C. from the University of Michigan. She used to be a very nice girl but now seems to enjoy having sex with more than one purple crayon at a time. Someone I know walked in on her getting railed by two purple crayons at the same time during a party. It wasn’t the first or last time that she’s done that! What do you think Nik?

I’m pretty sure you could fit an entire apple in that horse mouth.- nik 



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Another Detroit Promotional Douche

September 16, 2011 Detroit, Dirty Business, Michigan 23

Another Detroit Promotional Douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This piece of work is Brad Snyder from Formal Promotions and Models. He supposedly works out of the Detroit/Toledo area; with offices in Chicago and Vegas. Well, I have a feeling most of this is lies. He loves to entice local “models” to work for him at various promotional events in the area, and then not pay them. He starts out by saying he writes paychecks once a month. Well, that date will come, and he ALWAYS has an excuse as to why he doesn’t have a check. He has used everything from, “It’s Sunday, so do no have checks on me” to “I haven’t slept in my own bed in weeks” to “I’m at a concert right now” to “I have up to a year to pay you.” I’m tired of the excuses. I’m not the only one that has been burned…. He needs to STOP this; and needs to be put on the blast so that no one else falls for his lame excuses. I understand times are tough… but it’s not good business practice to screw other people over for your own benefit… EVER!!

Did he raid mom and dad’s liquor cabinet for this event??- nik



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Sarah Palin Loves The Purple Crayon

September 14, 2011 Anchorage, Dirty Athletes, Michigan, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is up with Sarah Palin? Sounds like she is def a PCL! All I can say is I knew it, what do you think?  I can’t believe she had a one night stand with ex NBA star Glen Rice. What do you think about this Nik?  Click here to read full article.

She must be part of the secret “Gift Exchange” Club.- nik

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Fake Girl In Michigan

July 18, 2011 Detroit, Michigan 8

Just another fake girl in michigan

Just another fake girl in michigan

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl is so nasty. Shes so fake but she thinks shes so original. Also shes slept around so much that her legs are constantly open and she has so no life but lies that she has gone to college, but all she does is bitch people out. She has a bf whos shes never met but says shell be with him forever. AND shes extremely unintelligent. People need to watch out…shes a slut who sleeps around, lies, cheats and steals. And i would know because her bf used to be my ex…she fucks with everyone…this girl is bad news.

There’s nothing original about greg pleasures, they’ve been doing it for ages and they are all the same (sloots).- nik



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Classic Ugly Girl Thinks Shes Hot Syndrome

June 29, 2011 Michigan 5

Classic ugly girl thinks shes hot syndrome

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Lexie, a wh*re that I have had the unfortunate pleasure of working with the past couple of summers. She is one of those ugly, semi fat, slooty chicks that think they are the next sex symbol. She slept with my ex and then felt the need to text me all of the disgusting details (I had an instant image of two whales humping each other). She walks around town with her drunk of mother acting all high and mighty, when everyone knows they are actually broke and begging her grandparents for money. It is widely accepted that Lexie is one of the biggest wh*res ever and she will sleep with anything that has a greg. On a work trip to Vegas she not only slept with our old boss, but the perverted middle aged bar tender as well. She makes all of her pictures on facebook black and white in attempt to hide the nasty yellow fake hair and disgusting acne. So Nik, tell me is she not one of the ugliest f*cks you’ve ever seen?

I don’t know about ugliest but she’s definitely one of the fattest. I actually I take the back she’s definitely both.- nik



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Gotta Be The Perfect Brunette

June 7, 2011 Detroit, Michigan, Would You? 6

Gotta be the perfect brunette

Gotta be the perfect brunette

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo player I think this chick is gas. Her name is Emilia Clarke, she is an actress. I think sometimes her eyebrows could be done a different way but still shes gotta be the one. Would this not be a beautiful chick day in day out without all the shit done to her (i.e) fake tan, alot of makeup, fake hair .etc I mean thats the goal right? Knowing everyday your wife is hot even without getting done up..

Answer: No, she has a sad face, the edge of her mouth points down and her left cheek has a lot of extra sag.



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Why Do People Fake Beat Girls Like Laura Vinicombe

May 26, 2011 Hollywood, Michigan, Same-Face, The Dirty 70

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is known as Laura Vinicombe, she has many fakes on the internet you name a site her pictures are going to be on it ! There is a bebo that everyone believes is REALLY HER ! but I highly doubt it.  Maybe I just like the real look. BUT I dont know why anyone would fake her? Shes pretty I guess?  I mean I cant really say shes that nasty but come on there is better people out there.  So why is this girl faked so much? Do you think she’s as amazing as people think she is?

She is faked because of her BREASTS… wake up and get with the program.- nik



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