THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I realize that by posting these pics you may be inducing vomiting in your readers, but I could really use some help. This beast Jackie Hofacer aka Jodacatt is the janitor at UMICH in Ann Arbor, and I seriously think that if something doesn’t happen soon, she’s going to end up killing me, along with whoever else is in the building. This 48 year old freak is completely obsessed with Saigon wh*re Tila Tequila, and considers herself a member of the “Tila Army”. She started stalking me on twitter last year, after she noticed that me and my friends enjoyed making fun of her idol Tila. What began as retarded internet trolling has morphed into Jackie stalking me in real life, and even trying to get me killed. Here are just a few of the things that she’s done so far:
1. Went on to my local news sites and in the comments section, implicated me in crimes, in addition to telling a violent criminal from my neighborhood that I was the one who “snitched” on them. She then blogged about how she hoped this person would [removed] me.
2. After reading my blog, which focuses mainly on rescuing animals from neglect and abuse, began to systematically contact every animal abuser I blogged about to give them personal information about me so they could use it to “hunt me down”.
3. Has been obsessively blogging about me for NINE MONTHS, vowing to get revenge on me for being a “Tila Hater” and promising that something bad will happen.
This woman is seriously nuts. I’ve notified her job a bunch of times, but according to Jackie, she is in the union and they would never fire her. I’ve offered to take down any posts on her and completely leave her alone if she simply promises to stop interfering in my volunteer work with animals, but she flat out said no. Keep an eye on this woman, one day she is going to end up on the news, and not for the right reasons.
I am guessing she got her clothes for free using Marlboro Miles.- nik